A Perezilicious reader sent us this pic of Key West's very own Pretty (Wo)Man! Seems this he/she is a virtuoso, as he/she performs for people everyday atop that bucket throne for the Sunset Festival!
Gorgeous!
We shall name her Pippy No Stockings! We wonder what magical tunes come trolling out from his guitar!
Be still our beating hearts! Straight from 1995, here is our beloved he/she in all his/her glory!
A Perezlicious reader sent us this gem of a pHOto, featuring herself getting up-close and personal with Pretty (Wo)Man'shairy tittays!
We had no idea that (Wo)Man was such an icon for so long! Look at the full head of weave! He's FABOOSH!
And look! He's still wearing the training bra! We gather he hasn't taken it off in the last decade and a half! (Plus, we had no idea he had a kinky side! Nice file-clipped nip, BB!)
We're in utter awe! What a magnificent specimen to behold, even in his/her youth!
Straight from a tranny bat cave, here is Miami's own Pretty (Wo)Man!
A Perezlicious reader was out and about in South Beach over the weekend and stumbled upon this he/she wonder!
Few things that make this (Wo)Man that much more magnificent! For one, his mask fits seamlessly with the rest of the outfit he dug up from the dumpster behind Children's Place.
Two, he clearly has a good thing going, since her breasts seem to be lactating dollar bills.
Three, he's toothless. 'Nough said!
But the most amazing thing we've noticed about this delightful (Wo)Man is that he is married! Check out the band, bitches! Ha!
There's someone out there for everyone! Amazeballs!
One of our Perezcilicious readers from the Empire State sent us these shots of their version of Pretty (Wo)Man!
It's a bit colder in the Big Apple, so she isn't sporting the iconic ripped bicycle shorts that our beloved he/she tends to wear, but she's got something new to marvel at: the sickest beard we have ever seen!
It's like he dipped his face in a Skittles bag! Amazing!!!
Plus there are the shoes, mismatching socks and a weave that would make Kim Zolciak pant with desire!
Really, everyone should! They bring such joy and bliss into your life!
Check out this Pretty (Wo)Man that hails from up north in Toronto! She's a bit more formally dressed than our own beloved he/she, but we imagine it is much colder up in Canada. Got to keep those bee-stings nice and toasty!
And killer mary-janes, BB! We didn't think they made those in size 13 Mens!
AMAZING!!
Thanks to our Perezilicous reader, Claire, for sending this in!
Some sneaky sis (or bro!) took a little behind-the-scenes video of Madonna's MDNA tour rehearsal in Tel Aviv this weekend and has shared some incredible footage!
Part of Madge's setlist is her iconic homage to self-love, Express Yourself, but in her 2012 version, she is spicing it up by mashing it with Lady GaGa's similar anthem, Born This Way.
Yeah, you're not going to want to miss this!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear Madonna sing BOTH Express Yourself and Born This Way!