In The History Of Really Stupid Ideas…
This is one of the stupidest!
This is one of the stupidest!

This is one way to get through Ryan Gosling's hiatus from acting!
While swarms of women call into the Gosline for support in his absence, Ryan Cabrera found comfort by getting Ryan G tattooed on his leg so he can stare at his perfect face for the rest of time!!!
Ryan ON Ryan. We think it's HYSTERICAL as a joke, but as a permanent accessory?! Not so much.
We can't even BEGIN to imagine what would possess him to get this tat. Fortunately, Ryan C has a completely solid excuse.
The musician explained:

Looks like someone isn't keeping up with their Taylor Swift singles!
Riley Keough and Ryan Cabrera are never ever ever ever (like ever) totes getting back together!!
The two started dating in 2006 and, after a lengthy hiatus, the 30 year-old musician started whispering sweet nothings back into Riley's 23 year-old ears just after she split with her fiancé!!
One source reports:

Uh–Ohhh!!!
Looks like we have some mama/daughter drama up in here….
Apparently Lisa Marie Presley is LIVID about Riley Keough's engagement to hottie Alex Pettyfer!!
A close source dishes:
Seriously, whatever happened to this guy??
Last we saw him, he was on that train wreck of a reality show Pretty Wild!
Since then, Ryan Cabrera been layin' pretty low until this video came out.
At least he's still pAArtyin…and at the Roosevelt!

We've heard it all before, Audrina. Is it really over this time?
Sources say that The Hills' Audrina Patridge has split with Aussie BMX biker Corey Bohan once again.
Looks like she may have already temporarily moved on, because she "recently connected" with Prince Harry's polo player buddy Nic Roldan while filming her new reality series in Florida.
Here's was a source had to say about it:
"Major sparks flew between Audrina and Nic Saturday night, and the entire evening they couldn't stop laughing and touching each other. Audrina seemed to be having the time of her life, dancing and mingling with guests, but you could tell she was especially focused on Nic."
AND it looks like they also met up the next day:
"He gave her a private polo lesson at the International Polo Club in Wellington."
How fancy!
Guess we'll see if this new guy sticks, or if she returns to Ryan Cabrera Corey once again.
Who do U think Audrina will end up with???
[Image via WENN.]

How desperate!
Ryan Cabrera doesn't have too much to do these days, since Audrina Patridge dumped him and Asslee Simpson changed all her numbers. So the former rocker took a small gig at Western New England College in Springfield, MA on Monday, just to fill the endless voids of time he has at his disposal.
When the show was over, Ryan headed into Boston, where he hooked up with a group of girls from Northeastern. Once the bar was closed, he hitched a ride back with them to their apartment, where he showed off his mad bad beer pong skills. According to one of the girls, Ryan tried to get cozy with her friend so her could spend the night. Instead, she put his lame ass in a cab and sent him on his way. She supposedly didn’t want to take advantage of someone who was that pathetic!
Oh, burn!
[Image via WENN.]