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Alli Sims Is A Mom!

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Alli Sims is a mom!

Britney Spears' former cousin/assistant/whatever-the-fuck-she-was and her husband, Luke Forstmann, welcomed a baby girl on July 14th, named Allegra Theodora Forstmann in Lousiana!

She reveals:

"She is a little love bug. The love I have for her is such an unexplainable feeling."

Lovely!

We're so delighted to hear that everyone is doing so well!

Congratulations, gurl!

[Image via WENN.]

Famewhore Cousin Wants Back In Camp Britney

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She's baaaack!

You might remember Alli Sims, the cousin and assistant of the once Toxic Britney Spears. She was given the boot after everybody realized she was (allegedly) a lying, life-ruining hobag.

And now she makes her living by chatting up anyone who will listen to her talk about Britney.

Extra is the latest to give her some time to waste!

When asked about the life and times of being crazy BritBrit's assistant, "cousin" Alli says: “It seemed a lot crazier than it really was because it made simple things just like going to Starbucks seem so out of hand. It was insane because of the paparazzi…but it really wasn’t that bad when you were sitting there going through it personally. I just thought it was interesting how people expected us to stay home and not go anywhere…It’s not her fault she has that many people following her around.”

Though she hasn't spoken to Britney in over a year, she insists there was no "falling out" and that she has just been concentrating on her own music career, which meant stepping out of the Britney bubble.

Yeah right!

That's why you credit Britney as the "inspiration" behind your first single…because you want OUT of the bubble.

Oh, and this is the best part. When asked if her relationship helped or hurt her non-existent singing career, Sims says: “I think it’s a kind of like a double edged sword. Think it helped in a lot of ways because people did know who I was because I was around her…but it’s also been hard because people expect so much from you…you definitely have to prove yourself with everyone…there’s a lot more eyes on me.”

WRONG. All wrong.

No one expects anything from you. Nobody cares!

We'd get back on the coat-tails if we were you. You were better off there.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Brit's Shady Cou$in, Alli $ims, In Hot Legal Mess!

| Filed under: Britney SpearsLegal MattersAlli Sims

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No surprise!

Britney Spears' former assistant/disowned cousin Alli Sims has been revealed to be a shady, lying bizznatch in a recently-unearthed legal document.

Alli apparently tried to claim that a business management team mishandled her 'career prospects' and she wanted 'out' of their deal. Reps for the company said aw hell naw, and gave her quite a lashing in their responding legal doc. Here are the choicest bits:

1. You lied to us about money causing out-of–pocket expenses. We were unaward that you had made a deal with Claus Hjelmbak and Sam Lufti to pay your rent for the year of 2008. You should not have asked us to pay your rent and personal expenses since May 2008 for 6 months.

2. You lied to us about your relationship with Britney Spears. We were in the understanding that we would help you make a record album and music videos about your relationship with Britney Spears. You grossly misrepresented yourself as a singer and as a friend of Britney Spears.

3. You brough questionable friends to business trips and meetings designed to finance your album. It jeopardized our relationships with our investors and caused us loss of money.

4. After a business trip to St. Tropez fully paid for by our company and our investor you went behind our backs and started developing and filming a pilot for a reality show when you returned.

5. Slandering my company, myself and my associates. Lying about my business in France and damaging relationships I have with my business partners.

6. Lied to the media in “In Touch” Magazine about writing a song about Britney Spears. Continuing to lie about working on an album that has not even started. As well as many media reports of you writing and recording music behind our backs which we both know is a complete and utter lie.

7. You lied about your relationship with Sam Lufti and Claus Hjelmbak and the sneaky financial deals that collapsed your relationship with the entire Spears family.

We hope this is the last we'll here about the conniving, lying $ims!

Anyone who does any future 'business' with this backwards backstabber is an idiot!

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"Cousin" Alli Break$ Her $ilence

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BritBrit's former confidante / assistant / coffee-getter, Alli Sims, is worried that Britney is being pushed too hard too soon, despite her excommunication from the Pop Princess' inner circle and scapegoating by Brit's parents as an "enabler."

Alli was hired as Brit's ASSistant last year and was living with her for a while too. But, her relationship with the performer came to an end when Britney lost her shit and her parents took control, claiming Alli (who was and is BFFs with Osama Lutfi) was hurting, not helping, the situation.

Expressing concern in an interview with In Touch Weekly, Alli says, "How can they say Britney is sick and then shove her out on the road, with all that pressure?"

Good point!

But telling the media about it smacks a little too much of the Michael Lohan method.

How much did this hasbeen get paid????

Anything more than hundreds is way too much!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Sooooo Bizare!

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We went to Area in LA on Saturday night to celebrate Paris' birthday with her, and who was also there????

None other than Osama Lutfi and Alli Sims.

Even that crazy Scandinavian guy was there!

ALL of Britney's old crew showed up. And it was so bizarre.

We've called Osama shady about a million times and he was all smiles, trying to be our best friend.

Alli was all smiles too and laughing at every time we've drawn our little "love dots" on her pictures. So bizarre.

And the Scandinavian dude invited us to some SWAG event he's throwing. Not so bizarre. We love free shit!

Sims also told us that things are also tense between her and Britney's family. Though she denied a rift, she told us that "[Jamie & Lynne] are being very strict right now."

By that she means that she hasn't seen Brit Brit in a while or isn't allowed to see her.

Osama didn't mention Spears once. We think that's a good thing.

Oh, and as for Paris, she was celebrating her birthday with on (for now) flame Simon Rex.

Dirt Nasty!

P.S. Osama's still shady.

Alli Sell$ Out Britney????

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Alli Sims is just the latest person in Britney's life to exploit her for profit.

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Spears' "cousin" and former assistant is speaking exclu$ively in the new issue of Us Weekly.

And, we're told she got paid A LOT of money for her little tell-all.

How much???

$200,000.00 an insider tells us.

Lynne Spears probably brokered the deal!

Update: Sources at Us Weekly tell us they "100% did not pay for this story."

Alli is friends with one of the reporters at the magazine, and that friendship is what prompted her to speak - not money.

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Alli vs. Adnan

| Filed under: Celebrity FeudsBritney SpearsAlli Sims

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Wannabe singer Alli Sims has been M.I.A. from Britney's life lately, but that's not stopping Spears' former assistant from whoring out their relationship in the media and talking about the trainwreck's new beau.

Alli is no fan of paparazzo Adnan Ghalib.

Sims tells Us Weekly:

"I don’t know him. I only know who he is through him following us for the last eight months. I do not think Adnan is a good person; I think he only has bad intentions. He has always given me a weird feeling and creeped me out. I wish he would just go away."

Hmmmm. We're ambivalent about Ghalib.

At least he's upfront about using her for gain.

He's not any worse than the other people Spears has/had in her life!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]