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Alli Abandons Ship!

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Alli Sims has had enough of Britney!

The Spears ship is sinking and everybody's favorite assistant / cousin / wannabe pop star has realized she can't save it. She will only drown too!

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney’s biggest enabler defender, Alli, packed her bags and abruptly moved out of Brit’s Malibu home Wednesday morning - just hours before a judge was to review his decision about the custody of her two kids.

Insiders tell In Touch that she has finally had enough. “Alli wants her own life and own career,” says one. “She can't take anymore of the drama."

How could she?

Hopefully Alli will have the free time now to work on being an internationally ignored singer!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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Replacing Cousin Alli

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Take a look at that guy's creepy face. You're going to be seeing a lot more of it.

In the world of celebrity by association, that douche is now officially on the Z list!

During the last few weeks, we've been seeing less and less of Britney's cousin/assistant, Alli Sims.

Why?

She's been edged out of the picture by this dude, Britney's new BFF.

Sources tell us that his name is Sam Lufti and he's shadily described as a "film producer."

Friends of the troubled pop star are starting to be concerned about the influence Lufti has over Spears and how he has it.

It was Sam that was with Britney on Monday, when she lost custody of her children. It was Sam that was with her at the DMV this week. And it was Sam that went out with Spears for a drive on Tuesday night (above).

Thankfully Britney has a brand new drivers license, so it's not illegal for her to be behind the wheel of a car.

Britney's "friend" Sam is already loving his new media attention. On Tuesday, he spoke to both People and Us Weekly on-the-record about Spears.

Yuk! Keep your mouth shut!

Sources tell us they think Lufti is leaking information about Spears and that he is the one that has masterminded her relationship with one shady paparazzi agency.

Isn't it nice to know Britney is in great hands????

Update: Sam Lufti is the same man that Kevin Federline's team was trying to subpoena last night. Processor Aaron Cohen was unable to serve him because Sam crashed his car into Aaron's and then spead away from the scene of the crime.

Update #2: Film producer? Click here to see his shitty resume on IMDB.

Update #3: Sources tell us that the government may be looking into Sam Lufti. And that his real name may not even be Sam Lufti.

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Who Is This????

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Yes, that overly made-up and airbrushed creature is Alli Sims, Britney's "cousin" and on/off assistant.

Little Alli wants to be a pop star and had launched a website to help promote her dreams of stardom. The site had been down for a while, but it's just gone back up with that pic and not much else.

Fuck it. Screw Britney. Team Alli!!!!

P.S. Don't forget to pay your server fees, honey.

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Quote Of The Day

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"She’s mean…MEAN. She’ll have kids one day and she won’t appreciate that crap."

- Britney Spears' cousin/bitch Alli Sims, on Sarah Silverman

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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Celebrity By Association

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How pathetic is this? Even Ali Simms was getting free shit at the VMAs this past weekend!

Britney's famewhoring assistant is loving her 15 seconds of fame.

The wannabe pop star hit up the Guess suite in Style Villa at Caesar’s Palace on Saturday.

Enjoy your SWAG, honey. Next year no one will give a shit about you, just like Britney.

[Image via Browarnik/Red Eye Productions.]

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Attention Whore

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Not only did Britney's faux cousin, wannabe singer Alli Sims, decide to attend Paris Hilton's Malibu party this past weekend, but she also gave the paparazzi a little show by going for a little kayaking session.

If she wants to be famous she's gonna have to try a little harder, though.

Alli is just boooooring!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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