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Bill Maher Says Republicans Can't Complain About Casey Anthony Verdict

| Filed under: PolitikAnn Coulter

It's no secret how liberal Bill Maher is.

The outspoken HBO personality is now comparing the Casey Anthony jury's decision-making skills to Republican thinking, saying:

Half of [American voters] say 'I'm with the party that cuts all these programs for real people, for the 99 percent. Planned Parenthood, environmental protection, college, health care, infrastructure, but holds the line on private jets.' Voting for them is as stupid as voting not guilty for the mom who lost her baby for a month and went looking at a wet t-shirt contest.

Hmm, while Bill Maher usually makes some good points, even we have to admit these are some heavy comparisons!

Watch the video to hear the rest or just to see how impulsive Ann Coulter is!

Before he can even begin explaining his theory, the uber-Republican pipes in physically!

Whoa there girl, no need for heavy poking. Violence is never the answer, mmkay?

Ann Coulter Sinks To New Levels Of Vileness!

| Filed under: Icky Icky PooGay Gay GayPolitikAnn Coulter

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Well, we can't say we're surprised at how STOOPID and vile she is, but it doesn't make it any less offensive and despicable.

Ann Coulter was recently invited to speak about various foreign policy issues at Homocon, a summit held by the gay conservative group GOProud, over the weekend, and of course, she took the opportunity to aggressively and ignorantly slam gay marriage!

According to her speech, marriage "is not a civil right — you're not black," and the conservative gay rights movement should align with the anti-abortion movement, because "as soon as they find the gay gene, you know who's getting aborted."

According to Talking Points Memo's Megan Carpentier:

In fact, despite opening her speech with a joke about the difficulty of "coming out" as a fiscal conservative to one's parents — something she congratulated the attendees on — Coulter's speech to GOProud mystifyingly focused on social issues and not the fiscal and foreign policy issues that brought most of the attendees there. For instance, she told GOProud that the conservative gay rights movement ought to make common cause with the anti-abortion movement because, she said, "as soon as they find the gay gene, you know who's getting aborted." Coulter also made a forceful case against sex education in schools, accusing liberals of attempting to teach kindergartners about "fisting" (which garnered her a heckler, who shouted out "What's wrong with fisting?") and told the crowd that most parents didn't want their children learning about the "homosexual lifestyle" instead of reading and writing.

We really don't even want to address any of the bullshit this disgusting excuse for a human spouts out, because it doesn't deserve to be treated as anything but nonsense and trash - just like her.

Vile and completely shameful.

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Dancing With The Stars: The Stars That Passed On The Show!

| Filed under: TV NewsJulia RobertsAnn CoulterSylvester StalloneKirstie AlleyReality TV

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We give you credit for putting yourself out there, DWTS!

Before they were able to land their current roster of dancers for the upcoming season, which includes Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Dancing With The Stars was rejected by many people.

Mark Zuckerberg, the creator of Facebook, was approached by the show, but he passed. They should have checked his profile first to see if DWTS was in his "Favorite TV Shows" section on his Facebook page.

Sylvester Stallone was also approached about doing the show. He declined the offer, but we wouldn’t be surprised if the offer spurred an idea in his head for his own show. Dancing With The Former Action Stars? Who wouldn’t want to see Dolph Lundgren let loose on stage?

DWTS was also rejected by Ann Coulter, Condoleeza Rice, Julia Roberts the real Erin Brockovich, Richard Branson, Suzanne Somers, Kirstie Alley no duh, and Joel McHale.

We’re not really sure why Tim Allen and Drew Carey declined the offer though. Tim Allen’s got nothing better to do, other than hang around and pray that they decide to make Toy Story 4. As for Drew Carey, he’s in the best shape of his life! He should totally do the show!

Would U go on Dancing With The Stars if they invited you?

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Mann Coulter Gets Shut Down!

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How embarrassing… and completely AMAZING!

Ann Coulter is up north right now on a Canadian lecture tour and last night's stop was at The University of Ottawa. The event was a riveting success as over 2000 people showed up for it.

Sorry, we should be more clear - over 2000 people showed up to protest it!

Students and demonstrators gathered outside the school's venue to aggressively protest her conservative blather being allowed on their campus. As simple-minded folk made their way into the theater for the event, the number of protesters grew, as did their damanging signs that recited some of Coulter's past quotes, such as: "we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

Isn't she lovely?

Well, after over two dozen police officers and campus security guards arrived on the scene and evaluated the situation, it was deemed unsafe for Miz Coulter and her cult fans to continue with the lecture. When everyone finally took their seats in the auditorium, it was announced that the event was cancelled.

Well done liberal youth and supporters! Another brainwashing session squashed. Wonder how her other two tour dates will fair?

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Want A Boner-Less 2010, Fellas?!

| Filed under: Icky Icky PooWacky, Tacky & TrueAnn Coulter

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We can guarantee 12 months of erection-free living if you purchase this gem: The 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar!

The Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute, a right wing women's group that has lost all touch with reality, put out its fifth annual calendar featuring the top women leaders in the Conservative Movement.

You can usher in a soul-sucking fall as you glare at the face of hate-monger Ann Coulter in September or ignorant dumb bitch Carrie Prejean in October!

"I was so honored to be in the calendar as one of the great American conservative women. As a former beauty queen, it's refreshing to be taken seriously," said the dethroned Miss California.

Taken seriously?!

Despite our claim of this calendar rendering your peen useless, we're pretty sure Glenn Beck found his masturbatory assistance for 2010!

Quote of the Day

| Filed under: Quote of the DayPolitikAnn Coulter

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"I straight up don't understand this woman or her popularity. I find her offensive, radical, insulting, and confusing all at the same time. But no matter how much you or I disagree with her, the cult that follows Coulter cannot be denied. She is a New York Times best-selling author and one of the most notable female members of the Republican Party. More so than my ideological differences with Ann Coulter, I don't like her demeanor. I have never been a person who was attracted to hate or negativity. I don't believe in scare tactics and would never condone or encourage anyone calling President Obama a Muslim. But controversy sells and Coulter is nothing if not controversial. Everything about her is extreme: her voice, her interview tactics, and especially the public statements she makes about liberals. Maybe her popularity stems from the fact that watching her is sometimes like watching a train wreck."

- John McCain's daughter, Meghan, talking about Mann Coulter