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Mann Coulter Gets Shut Down!

Filed under: Canadialand > Ann Coulter

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How embarrassing… and completely AMAZING!

Ann Coulter is up north right now on a Canadian lecture tour and last night's stop was at The University of Ottawa. The event was a riveting success as over 2000 people showed up for it.

Sorry, we should be more clear - over 2000 people showed up to protest it!

Students and demonstrators gathered outside the school's venue to aggressively protest her conservative blather being allowed on their campus. As simple-minded folk made their way into the theater for the event, the number of protesters grew, as did their damanging signs that recited some of Coulter's past quotes, such as: "we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

Isn't she lovely?

Well, after over two dozen police officers and campus security guards arrived on the scene and evaluated the situation, it was deemed unsafe for Miz Coulter and her cult fans to continue with the lecture. When everyone finally took their seats in the auditorium, it was announced that the event was cancelled.

Well done liberal youth and supporters! Another brainwashing session squashed. Wonder how her other two tour dates will fair?

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Want A Boner-Less 2010, Fellas?!

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We can guarantee 12 months of erection-free living if you purchase this gem: The 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar!

The Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute, a right wing women's group that has lost all touch with reality, put out its fifth annual calendar featuring the top women leaders in the Conservative Movement.

You can usher in a soul-sucking fall as you glare at the face of hate-monger Ann Coulter in September or ignorant dumb bitch Carrie Prejean in October!

"I was so honored to be in the calendar as one of the great American conservative women. As a former beauty queen, it's refreshing to be taken seriously," said the dethroned Miss California.

Taken seriously?!

Despite our claim of this calendar rendering your peen useless, we're pretty sure Glenn Beck found his masturbatory assistance for 2010!

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Quote of the Day

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"I straight up don't understand this woman or her popularity. I find her offensive, radical, insulting, and confusing all at the same time. But no matter how much you or I disagree with her, the cult that follows Coulter cannot be denied. She is a New York Times best-selling author and one of the most notable female members of the Republican Party. More so than my ideological differences with Ann Coulter, I don't like her demeanor. I have never been a person who was attracted to hate or negativity. I don't believe in scare tactics and would never condone or encourage anyone calling President Obama a Muslim. But controversy sells and Coulter is nothing if not controversial. Everything about her is extreme: her voice, her interview tactics, and especially the public statements she makes about liberals. Maybe her popularity stems from the fact that watching her is sometimes like watching a train wreck."

- John McCain's daughter, Meghan, talking about Mann Coulter

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Ann Coulter Under Investigation For Voter Fraud

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Crazy uber-conservative Mann Coulter is under investigation for alleged voter fraud in New York.

Karma!!!!!

A watchdog blogger filed a complaint with Connecticut’s Elections Enforcement Commission, saying that Mann Coulter voted in the state despite being a New York resident.

Coulter declined to comment.

Shady shady!

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Mann Coulter With Her Cock So Far Between Her Legs - It's Up Her Ass!

Filed under: Ann Coulter > Mike Huckabee

Ann Coulter is no fun when she's well-behaved!

Unlike her appearance on The View, Mann was anything but combative on Mike Huckabee's Fox News show.

She was downright repentant - and boring as all hell!

CLICK HERE to check it out.

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Hilarity!

CLICK HERE to watch Mann Coulter's appearance on the Today show on Wednesday.

Does she really believe the own shit she spews or is at all just an act????

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Coulter Dissed By NBC, Not Happy About It

Filed under: TV News > Ann Coulter

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Mann Coulter is out pimping some shiz, but it looks like NBC doesn't want anything to do with her.

Matt Drudge asserted on Monday that the controversial blonde was "banned for life" on NBC due to alleged untruths in her new book. The 'author' was supposed to appear on the Today Show today, Tuesday, but had her spot pulled from her at the last minute.

Coulter opined on her blog, "I guess this ends the 'they just want to get ratings' argument about liberal media bias."

The right wing blowhard was able to nab a 'replacement' for her cancelled NBC appearance.

On Tuesday morning she appeared on CBS's morning show.

We don't think anyone watched.

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Elizabitch Says She's No Ann Coulter

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The View has been a big pot of political goodness and debating these days!

On Friday, in the first fifteen minutes of the show, the RNC's lame-o equivalent to Oprah, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, dissed conservative commerntator Ann Coulter.

Uh oh!

Someone's Republican stock just dropped!

During a discussion about a study saying blonds in fact do have more fun, fiery Joy Behar had this to say:

"If they (McCain/Palin) win, she'll (Palin) be blond, believe me. And if she loses, she'll be blond and have a job on Fox TV because they're all blond over there … Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Elisabeth Hasselbeck."

Elizabitch quickly interjected:

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, please don't put me in the same sentence as Ann Coulter, thank you very much."

We thought she would find it flattering!

Lizzy went on to clarify, once again, that she's staying put on The View.

She's not planning on jumping to Fox News (at the moment).

Boo!

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