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Sacramento Kings fans rejoice! It looks like your beloved basketball team is here to stay!

Adrienne Maloof's family, who owns the NBA franchise, had fans wondering whether or not they would be shipping the team to Seattle due to declining interest in the area. But Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson announced this afternoon that

Open your mouths wide, because Oscar Mayer is about to shove their wieners in them! LOLz!

Are you tired of wrapping your hotdogs in bacon? Are you tired of having to buy bacon separately from your hotdogs? Are you tired of looking for another way to get bacon into your system?

No? You love bacon so much that none of that makes you tired?? Well okay then! Ha!

This news is good for you anyway! Oscar Mayer has just released their bacon dogs, which have bacon RIGHT INSIDE of the wiener! It's like a dream come true! Here's what they said:

Ever since the madmen over at Taco Bell announced they were making taco shells out of Doritos, we were wondering when they'd finally announce a product that would bring world peace. It seemed like they were SO CLOSE!

Well, that time has come! Taco Bell is testing the WAFFLE TACO

This would be cute if it wasn't suuuuper sexist! LOLz!

Coke likes to think that they're creating moments between two people that could eventually lead to a Happy Ever After. Instead, what they've done is assume that by tightening the caps a little more on their coke bottles that weakling women will have to ask strong men to open the bottle for them!

Seems kind of offensive to us!

We're willing to bet that they AREN'T showing all the times women of strength (read: probably almost all of them) just worked at it and opened the bottles on their own. What we ARE shown (above) are a handful of interactions where men come to the rescue!

How romantic!

Barf.

We feel like the age of fun cereal has come and gone. Rarely do we see commercials for wacky brands anymore… OR television/movie tie ins!

The 90's was a great decade for breakfast food! You know it, we know it!

It's just too bad we'll never taste these deliciously fab cereals again!

CLICK HERE to see the 90's cereals that are no more!!!!!!!!

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Sacramento and Kansas City liked it, and that seems to be good enough for Taco Bell!

The franchise's $1 "Cravings" value menu was tested in the two cities (above) and was met with positive reviews.

Which has Taco Bell thinking BIG!

Here's what a spokesperson said:

David Beckham has just made the top of the list for the richest U.K. athlete, but that doesn't make him the richest in the world!

Tiger Woods has that on LOCK! Ha!

David's wealth is nothing to shake a finger at, as he's reportedly amassed a fortune of over