That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]
We were all braced to finally find out the fate of Chris Brown! But now we totally have a case of legal blue ballz; the trial date has been postponed!
After Chris' bodyguard Christopher Hallosy was found guilty for the Washington, D.C. assault charge, Breezy's legal team have decided they want him to testify in Chris' trial!
Unfortunately now the prosecution and defense need time to negotiate whether Hallosy will be granted immunity for any crimes he admits to on the stand!
Does this mean Hallosy is going to cop to the entire incident, clearing Breezy?? Chris' ace attorney Mark Geragos says:
While Breezy is busy trying to survive in prison, his bodyguard Chris Hollosy was found guilty of misdemeanor assault in Washington D.C. on Monday.
The charges stem from a sidewalk brawl in October — charges Chris will also be on trial for later today.
Even though the man meat's lawyer tried to argue that the accusing victim Jalen Garrison was just trying to get a pay day with his accusations, the judge didn't buy it and we don't blame him.
We wish it wasn't so easy for us to believe that Chris lunged and said he didn't "like that gay s***" after Jalen tried to take a picture with the star, but his reputation proceeds him!
And if the judge continues to side with the prosecution it is VERY possible
Having been through this before, he is clearly NOT happy to be there!
Ch-ch-check out the pic (below) to see the profile shot!
[Image via WUSA.]
Chris Brown may be a criminal, he may be dangerous, he may hurt those he loves.
But DAMN can the man dance!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the single three-minute take of Breezy expressing his freedom of movement to his hot new track.
After spending 23 hours a day in solitary confinement in El Lay jail, the singer is an inmate at Virginia's Northern Neck Regional Jail.
Hopefully he didn't expect that his star status would get him any special treatment because we're told that Chris is serving his sentence among the rest of his fellow criminals.
But we don't imagine that life is such a breeze for Breezy.
While he may get to enjoy the fine amenities of prison life like daily showers, TV, a library, a phone, a gym, food, and water among his fellow deliquents, we've alway heard that inmates never take too kindly to domestic abusers.
There has got to be a few members of RihannaNavy in there who are still fuming from that horrific 2009 beat down.
Anyway, we wish him the best of luck!
As if Chris Brown wasn't in enough legal trouble!
Sounds like the alleged victim from his misdemeanor assault case wasn't the only person the Run It singer did dirty!
Model Stasiya Maria is claiming that Breezy's modeling agency, Legendary Faces, is using her likeliness in promotional Instagram videos that she didn't sign off on.
According to Stasiya, she was invited for a test shoot on March 21st, but instead of it being just a few girls, it turned into a giant casting call!
Even though she didn't quite know what was going on, the blonde beauty admitted she just went along with it and posed for a couple of pictures with some other girls.
The Russian model's lawyers have sent a cease and desist letter to Chris' agency to take down the videos or else she sues.
Your move, Breezy.
We wonder if the claws came out?!
Then again, Ri Ri seems wayyyyy over Breezy and way into her new man Drizzy (a.k.a. Drake) and considering Chris allegedly fooled around on BOTH of them, it would pretty silly for them to take it out on each other, right??!
Anyway, we know Rih wouldn't want to ruin her fierce manicure unless it's TOTALLY necessary! HA!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]