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January Jones Takes A Cow Selfie! Don't Catch Mad Men Cow Disease!

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January Jones is the selfie master! Check this cutie cow selfie and tell us we're wrong!

January Jones is so beautiful, we just wanna stare at her perfect face all the time.

Thank goodness for the internet and Instagram and all things social media! Zuckerberg be praised!

January recently did a scene on her hit show Mad Men were she drank cow's milk straight from a bucket. While on set, we guess she couldn't resist the opportunity to

Cows On A Plane! A 747 Had To Make An Emergency Landing After Almost 400 Cows Onboard Got So Hot, They Set Off The Fire Alarm!

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So…this happened.

A plane carrying a cargo of nearly 400 cows had to make an emergency landing in London this week after the bovine passengers got so hot, they set off the fire alarm!

The 747 airliner with 390 cows onboard had to touch down at Heathrow International. Technicians later found no evidence of flames onboard!

K - a few things…

Robert Pattinson Moooooves On From Kristen Stewart With Udder-ly Adorable New Lady!

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Robert Pattinson herding cows on set in Toronto
Robert Pattinson herding cows on set in Toronto

Move along, people! Nothing to see here! Just Robert Pattinson herding some cows in Toronto!

Wait, what??!

The Twilight actor has been hard at work in Canada working on his latest film Life, and last time we saw him he was rocking a retro, sophisticated businessman look!

However, this time around he was channeling his inner cowboy (literally!) and got up-close and personal with some cattle!!

We know Rob (now dubbed Robert Pastureson) was apparently trying to convince Kristen Stewart to bring their doggies up to Toronto for a quick visit, but we guess these ginormous milk machines will have to do for now!!

Wrangle those cows, R-Patz!!

Ch-ch-check out more pics of the farmer in training (below)!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Watch Two Blind Cows Become Best Friends At A Farm Sanctuary!

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These two blind cows are so super cute as they become best friends at a farm sanctuary!

This is so incredible, our hearts are gonna burst!

This is a love story between two cows, Tricia and Sweety. Oh, and they're both blind.

The two cows were living 350 miles apart, and both were saved from

90 Dairy Cows Farted So Much Nasty Gas, They Blew Up A Barn!

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Gross!

But also cool!

But mostly gross!

A bunch of cows on a dairy farm in Rasdorf, Germany — 90 of them, actually — decided to rip farts all at once and blow up their barn. There's no actual proof that they conspired to explode the barn in an escape attempt, but it's written all over this thing!

Cows are NOT as good at math as they are grammar and history, so when they finally let'em rip out of their giant cow butts while chilling in their farm shed… well, they miscowculated!

It's a story as old as time: too much methane built up, and then the cows initiated the 'static electric charge' that ’caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames.' BOOM!

Luckily, none of the cows exploded with the fart-bomb, but one did have to be treated for some burns!

We wonder if there will be a Craigslist missed connection popping up after this incident — though there's no word on whether or not Taco Bell was directly involved.