Cow News Archive
Jean Taylor is a rancher from Darby, Montana and she was left in shock when 80% of her cattle herd died in a freak accident.
One moment, they were there, and the next… gone.
All it took was a single bolt of lightning.
Apparently during a storm, Jean's cows were crowded under a bunch of crabapple trees on the farm. Then the bolt of lightning struck, killing 45 of her cows!
That's so awful!!
January Jones is so beautiful, we just wanna stare at her perfect face all the time.
Thank goodness for the internet and Instagram and all things social media! Zuckerberg be praised!
January recently did a scene on her hit show Mad Men were she drank cow's milk straight from a bucket. While on set, we guess she couldn't resist the opportunity to
Cows On A Plane! A 747 Had To Make An Emergency Landing After Almost 400 Cows Onboard Got So Hot, They Set Off The Fire Alarm!
A plane carrying a cargo of nearly 400 cows had to make an emergency landing in London this week after the bovine passengers got so hot, they set off the fire alarm!
The 747 airliner with 390 cows onboard had to touch down at Heathrow International. Technicians later found no evidence of flames onboard!
K - a few things…
Move along, people! Nothing to see here! Just Robert Pattinson herding some cows in Toronto!
However, this time around he was channeling his inner cowboy (literally!) and got up-close and personal with some cattle!!
We know Rob (now dubbed Robert Pastureson) was apparently trying to convince Kristen Stewart to bring their doggies up to Toronto for a quick visit, but we guess these ginormous milk machines will have to do for now!!
Wrangle those cows, R-Patz!!
Ch-ch-check out more pics of the farmer in training (below)!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
This is so incredible, our hearts are gonna burst!
This is a love story between two cows, Tricia and Sweety. Oh, and they're both blind.
The two cows were living 350 miles apart, and both were saved from
But also cool!
But mostly gross!
A bunch of cows on a dairy farm in Rasdorf, Germany — 90 of them, actually — decided to rip farts all at once and blow up their barn. There's no actual proof that they conspired to explode the barn in an escape attempt, but it's written all over this thing!
Cows are NOT as good at math as they are grammar and history, so when they finally let'em rip out of their giant cow butts while chilling in their farm shed… well, they miscowculated!
It's a story as old as time: too much methane built up, and then the cows initiated the 'static electric charge' that ’caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames.' BOOM!
Luckily, none of the cows exploded with the fart-bomb, but one did have to be treated for some burns!
We wonder if there will be a Craigslist missed connection popping up after this incident — though there's no word on whether or not Taco Bell was directly involved.
Best. Secret Santa. EVER!
Every year the website Reddit has a Secret Santa gift exchange. One user named Rachel participated, but she was never expecting the gifts that she got.
She especially didn't expect the gifts to be from the billionaire Bill Gates, but that's exactly what happened!
She became a bit curious of the gifts she received which included a stuffed cow, an undisclosed donation amount to the non-profit Heifer International, and the travel book Journeys of a Lifetime.
But she wasn't able to piece it together until she found a photo of him standing in front of a Christmas tree holding her presents in his hands! Along with an amazing note from Mr. Gates himself!
Here's what his note said: