
Why in the cougar world is Demi Moore trying to keep her romance with hunky Tarzan look-alike Will Hanigan a secret!?
Demi and Will tried to keep their seXXXy love affair under wraps on a dinner date in Hollywood as they left in separate cars, moments apart from one another.
NEWS FLASH: We all know you guys are getting raunchy on those yoga mats!!!
It's pretty obvious she's seen ALL of that rock hard body, so Demi must be crazy to not want to show that hot arm candy off whatever chance she gets!
Not to mention, it seems that things are getting VERY serious between the two of them seeing as it was most likely no coincidence that daughter Rumer Willis and her man were seen going into the SAME dining establishment.
YUP. Will's already meeting the fam!!!
Could he be Rumer's new step daddy??!
If not, he can be our daddy if he wants. ;)
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Either Demi Moore is smuggling puppies in her yoga mat, or she is an EXPERT in the art of comfort!
It's no secret that the Striptease actress is a devoted yogi who loves to unwind with her daily dose of downward dog, but we couldn't help but notice something interesting about her go-to mat. It's fur-lined!!
We don't know how we never noticed it before, but it must be SUPER comfortable, as Demi couldn't help but snuggle up and bury her face in her furry friend outside of her class in Los Angeles! That or she was trying to hide from paparazzi! LOLz!
We're not sure how well a hairy mat would work out once you start getting all sweaty and gross, but considering Demi is the yoga expert here, we'll have to trust that it works out just fine!
Where can we get our hands on one of those things???
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Well, hello there Will Hanigan!
Now we AB-solutely understand why Demi Moore is lovin' all up on the yogi adventurer.
Demi's new hunky BF was one step away from pounding his chest as he was spotted swinging from a cliff at Ben Buckler Point in his native Australia and we're not hating his untamed Tarzan-like behavior!!!
..especially with THAT bare buff bod. HA!
To make matters seXXXier, the long-haired hottie finished his 30 foot cliff climb with push ups, and a sprint on the sandy Bondi Beach.
No wonder he's so ripped!!!
That Demi is one lucky Jane, even if things are 'complicated' between them.
Let's just say, if things unfortunately don't work out between him and Demi, he can swing on our tree any time! LOLz!!!
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Demi Moore has had a LOT on her mind lately!!
Between her ex Ashton Kutcher conspiring to put a baby in Mila Kunis's tummy, and her mysterious absence from Scout Willis's graduation, homegirl can use some SERIOUS stress relief!
Luckily her pearly-peened bf is a master at the art of relaxation and the two have been doing lots and lots of yoga together!
However, Demi didn't look very zen as she was spotted flying solo as she left her yoga class in Hollywood, but paparazzi tends to have that effect on people!
It looks like she might be able to use another class or two or seven! LOLz!
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We can hardly believe it!?
Scout Willis graduated from Brown University in Rhode Island this past weekend, but her mama apparently didn't attend the ceremony!
Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Hemming were there to celebrate the wonderful occasion, and so were Scout's sisters Rumer and Tallulah, but Demi Moore was nowhere to be seen!
After Scout earned her degree, Daddy dearest took his daughters and his 34-year-old wife to dinner at Providence Coal-Fired Pizza.
Yum! Pizza!
A source who watched them eat revealed

Rumer Willis, be CAREFUL!!!
Rumer Willis has been doing more than just spending quality time with mother Demi Moore lately. She’s also been cast as a charity organizer on Season 4 of Pretty Little Liars!
Unfortunately, basically every time Ravenswood has a charity event, terrible things happen!!!
For instance, last time when Amanda Schull guest starred and helped at a charity marathon, her character almost died a horrible fiery death!!
We hope that Rumer’s character fares a little better; we’d love to see her as a returning cast member!!
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Demi Moore's fresh new, "complicated" boyfriend pierced his penis with a pearl!!!
This isn't one of those bizarre factoids we sugarcoated or spun — a mollusk-forged mineral is literally attached to this guy's d*ck.
Will Hanigan is a 30-year-old adonis with chiseled abs and a license to teach yoga. We know Demi prefers young, fetching hard-bodies, so none of that is a surprise.
The pearl peen, however… That's an unexpected development!
Ah, the crazy things kids do for attention these days!
The Striptease star's ex-husband Bruce Willis was born when Eisenhower was president. He's a traditional man.
We're sure the only thing that ever cut through John McClane's boner was