You can guess our reaction when we discovered burlesque maven and all-around vintage goddess Dita Von Teese was selling her classic car via Ebay!
At first, our heart dropped.
And then we saw the auction page and it jumped right back up!
Using pin-up photos of herself in the baby blue 1939 Packard 120 and a product description to rival F. Scott Fitzgerald* himself, Dita hopes to sell this baby to a good home.
Managed by 'Howard,' the page offers these details:
The red carpet beauty graced West Hollywood with her presence at the Vogue and MAC Cosmetics Dinner honoring Prabal Gurung wearing a black velvet gown with a floral bodice.
Dita's wavy hair, red lips, and black cat eye completed her look bringing out her beautiful retro flair. Even her box clutch was a perfect match.
She brings such lovely nostalgia to a red carpet, doesn't she??
Leave it to Dita Von Teese to turn a Woodkid concert into a glamorous affair.
The burlesque superstar was spotted outside the The Fonda Theatre in Hollywood on Wednesday night looking concert chic in a satin teal blouse, black high-waisted trousers and black heels.
As if her outfit wasn't already perfect enough, Dita added a jeweled statement necklace and a fabulous orb purse.
Dita Von Teese wasn't quite ready for her closeup on Friday as she arrived at the McCadden Space Studio in Hollywood on Friday.
With her raven hair pinned into place, the burlesque superstar made her way inside in a long flowing black and white print wrap dress that she paired with black flats.
This much fabric on her should be a crime! LOLz!
Dita finished off her pre-photo shoot outfit with round sunnies and a quilted Chanel bag.
We're not sure what Dita was shooting, but we do know the end result will be super glam — just like her!
Even though Dita Von Teese is a SoCal girl, she was the perfect addition to the BritWeek Design Icon Award Presentation in West Hollywood on Friday to honor Christopher Guy.
She looked her smoldering best in a black curve-hugging frock, which featured a jeweled accent at the collar.
Even though we’ve seen her like this a million times, it never gets old!
Dita Von Teese continued to be a fabulous one-woman, beautiful business machine for The Coveteur, posing in a bright vintage kimono bathrobe and a dress from her own Dita Von Teese Collection.
We're even willing to bet she was wearing her perfume and lingerie as well!
In her interview, Dita restated the things we know and love about her: that she’s a simple, do-it-yourself girl who has no glam squad, but still looks flawless every time she shows her pretty face.
She also let it slip that she actually wears jeans on occasion. Well, just one occasion: Halloween!
Yes, we could see how Dita would find denim scary, but wouldn't you if your wardrobe was as fabulous as hers?
WOWZA! Is it just us, or is it getting HOT in here??!
Concert-goers got an EYEFUL at Mika's recent show in Brooklyn as Dita Von Teese made a surprise appearance, and as always she manages to steal the show!!
The super sexy dancer took the stage to perform the singer's tune, Big Girl, but she gives it a bit of a burlesque twist!
Ch-ch-check out the steamy performance (above)!
The crowd can't help but stare in awe as Dita does a little strip tease and shows off her banging curves before she gives Mika a kiss and leaves the stage!
We loves these two enough on their own as it is, so seeing them together is almost TOO much to handle!
Now if you'll excuse us, we have to wipe all of the drool off of our keyboards! LOLz!
Kanye West may not have been having the best week - between the gay rumors, his latest temper tantrum, and a bruised up Lamborghini - but we have a feeling that with this weekend, all of that's about to change!
The sometimes-volatile yet supremely talented rapper has been hard at work recording his new album in Paris, and apparently, has few very creative, larger than life tricks up his sleeve for how he's going to begin its promotional campaign!
Which, of course, started last night, when he projected a video of himself performing his brand new single, New Slaves, onto the sides of 66 BUILDINGS LOCATED ALL OVER THE WORLD!
Ch-ch-check out to what the folks of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, were treated on the corner of Bedford and N. 7 (above)!