The buck stops here -- at least as far as going beyond a divorce is concerned.
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In the immortal words of Stephanie Tanner, "How rude!"
After Apple's allegations that she witnessed the jerks doing "innappropriate and probably illegal things" while she was in jail, a Public Information Officer named Rusty Flemming is advising her to "shut-up and sing."
In response to her threat of making them
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She's been a bad, bad gurl!
But she made it a point to call out four jerks who made her jail-time less-than-stellar at Houston's concert Friday night. And guess what…
SHE'S GOT DIRT ON ALL OF YOU!!
And she's not afraid to unleash it!! Cuz nobody screws with Fiona and gets away with it, that's for sure!! So we hope you've got a good defense, bitches! Ha!
PRESS that PLAY button (above) to watch the craziest, most awesome post-arrest statement ever!!
This explains a lot!
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So what's the deal with this Bermuda Triangle for drug-related arrests?
It turns out that the
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Such bittersweet news!
Along with the singer's release, more news about the incident has been shared with the public. Drug-sniffing dogs found hashish AND pot in a backpack on her tour bus. Sources compare the amount of hash confiscated to the size of a golf ball, while the amount of marijuana was closer to a baseball — each weighed in at .01 pounds.
Although her mugshot suggests otherwise, Fiona
She was arrested for possession of hashish — a potent form of cannabis — when her tour bus was stopped at a border checkpoint in West Texas on Wednesday.
Still no word has surfaced about whether or not she'll be bailed out in time to perform for the Austin audience that was expecting her arrival tonight.
If this picture is any indication of her chances for making the show…they don't look good.
[Image via Hudspeth County Sheriffs Office.]