It seems like every single Real Housewives city is getting a major facelift!
However, just because she is done with RHOA doesn't mean she's done being a Bravolebrity!
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She's been a bad, bad gurl!
But she made it a point to call out four jerks who made her jail-time less-than-stellar at Houston's concert Friday night. And guess what…
SHE'S GOT DIRT ON ALL OF YOU!!
And she's not afraid to unleash it!! Cuz nobody screws with Fiona and gets away with it, that's for sure!! So we hope you've got a good defense, bitches! Ha!
PRESS that PLAY button (above) to watch the craziest, most awesome post-arrest statement ever!!
This explains a lot!
Fiona Apple is the most recent celeb to be busted by the Hudspeth County, Texas border patrol for drug possession. Armie Hammer got caught before her in the exact same spot, while Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson were arrested there too.
So what's the deal with this Bermuda Triangle for drug-related arrests?
It turns out that the
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Such bittersweet news!
Along with the singer's release, more news about the incident has been shared with the public. Drug-sniffing dogs found hashish AND pot in a backpack on her tour bus. Sources compare the amount of hash confiscated to the size of a golf ball, while the amount of marijuana was closer to a baseball — each weighed in at .01 pounds.
Although her mugshot suggests otherwise, Fiona
She was arrested for possession of hashish — a potent form of cannabis — when her tour bus was stopped at a border checkpoint in West Texas on Wednesday.
Still no word has surfaced about whether or not she'll be bailed out in time to perform for the Austin audience that was expecting her arrival tonight.
If this picture is any indication of her chances for making the show…they don't look good.
[Image via Hudspeth County Sheriffs Office.]
Boo! Not Fiona! We've been waiting for-ever for her to get back on tour! If this screws this up, so help us…
Fiona Apple needs to stop getting high Every Single Night because her stash just got her ass thrown in jail!
The singer was traveling on her tour bus through a West Texas border patrol checkpoint in Sierra Blanca — the same small Texas town where Armie Hammer got busted for pot possession — and the authorities discovered hashish.
No word on how much of the particularly strong form of cannabis was found, but enough to get her hauled off to Hudspeth County Jail.
We imagine she's more mad at the fact that the government can tell her what substances she can and can not consume, but her fans that bought tickets to her concert in Austin might be pretty mad if she doesn't show up tonight!
She's got another show in Houston tomorrow and then a long drive to Oklahoma to continue the tour, so it's not like she can make it up to them any time soon.
Fiona's not the kind to disappoint her fans, so if there is a will, there will be a way. Have faith ya'll!
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So far, Believe has sold 374,000 copies in just its first week alone, beating out even Madonna for the most first-week sales of 2012 thus far!
At only 18 years old, Bieber already has four number one albums — Under The Mistletoe, Never Say Never: The Remixes, My World 2.0 and now, Believe!
As for second place on the Billboard 200?
That goes to