It viciously read:
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The red-tressed singer attended the Alexander McQueen and Frieze dinner celebrating Frieze Art Fair in London on Thursday, wearing a very opulent McQueen outfit from pearl-encrusted neck to studded sparkly toe.
The ensem also featured a ruff collared blouse, black velvet pants, and shaggy black coat that engulfed Flo's petite frame.
You know, if she'd just ditched the coat, this look would've totes worked. But on the bright side, her embellished, light-reflecting platform court shoes are divinely decadent!
Marie Antoinette would've KILLED for them.
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It's the season of the
Ariel!!! (sha la la la la la)
Disney is taking the merwoman out of her clamshell and releasing her on DVD and BLU-RAY October 1st — that's TODAY!!
So in honor of the sea queen's latest debut, we fished for as many of the soundtrack-singing celebrities as we could and wound 'em up in our net for you to enjoy.
It's song sushi!!
Check out a pre-tonguin' Miley Cyrus rock the beat of Part of Your World (above), and then dive into the rest of 'em …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Florence Welch is still frolicking around the Big Apple, but on Friday she went at it with a friend!
We’re thinking they may have called each other beforehand to coordinate outfits, because they looked like the perfect pair!
Both women went for a bohemian-chic vibe, with Florence in floral print dress with lace accents and Daisy in a sheer lace frock.
Each wore a lengthy necklace and shades to match as they walked arm-in-arm, full of retail therapy bliss.
Shopping besties for suresies!!
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THIS is how you get a cabbie's attention!
Florence Welch had an extra spring in her step on Wednesday as she hailed a cab in New York City.
The redheaded songstress wore a pink floral print dress and chunky maroon Robert Clergie sandals while clutching a Dolce & Gabbana croc handbag as she stepped off the curb with a smile on her face.
Such a pretty outfit for a summer day in the city!
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Florence Welch, of Florence and the Machine, raised her cup to the stars at the South London Pacific, a London bar and lounge, on Friday.
And by "cup," we mean "large shot of tequila." And by "raised," we mean "gulped down and threw over her shoulder."
Florence, who already seemed a
dozen couple shots deep by the beginning of the video, hopped up onstage while a band was warming up and sang Get Lucky by Daft Punk, and another song.
While the lyrics were not all there (we'd give it a Guitar Hero 60%), she's super energetic. Hmm, we wonder if some liquid stimulant could have aided her?
While we're not sure if she's drunk or not, by the end of her impromptu performance she was pretty red in the face, stumbling to the edge of the stage, before attempting to crowd surf.
Uh, who wouldn't want to crowd surf in England, especially now that the royal baby was just born!!
The Hollywood High School choir H2O were extremely disappointed when they took an early exit from The X Factor, but now they're saying they were set up for failure from the very beginning!
The disgruntled group of teenaged singers were shooting a segment for the show, and apparently they say the producers set up tons of hoops for them to jump through. First, they say they were rehearsing their performance of Some Nights by fun. when they were told the song was not approved to be used.
WE love it!!
Anything Florence Welch touches turns to gold, and this is no exception!!
Covering Icona Pop's beat-bumpin' I Love It for a Human Rights Campaign benefit, she and Dev Hynes showed the crowd (and internet) just how much of IT they love.
Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!
We gotta feelin… that we wanna see her cover more smash hits!!