Chuck Norris is a staunch Republican with very conservative views. Tim Tebow is pretty conservative too. Why WOULDN'T we expect Walker Texas Ranger to be a fan??
You KNOW something is going down in the world of football if Chuck Norris has to get involved! LOLz!
Chuck wrote an online column (presumably by round-house kicking his keyboard), and basically outlined the reasons why the Jacksonville Jaguars MUST sign the religious pigskin hurler:
We're not sure who in their right mind would rob an NFL superstar, but apparently one burglar worked up the courage this weekend and stole from Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice's Maryland home!
The gutsy criminal reportedly walked away with two guns and $2,000 in cash!
The Super Bowl champ wasn't home at the time of the robbery, but a friend was staying at his house and reported it to the police.
Ray released a statement about the burglary, saying:
As much as we would like it, Matthew McConaughey and Drew Brees' charity event had nothing to do with them taking off their shirts and being topless. Whoever put together the event is probably kicking themselves now that we've pointed it out!
LOLz!
On Friday, Matthew and Drew hosted the Amazing Race Charity Event in New Orleans, raising money for each of their respective charity organizations.
One of the best parts of being a football star probably has nothing to do with actually playing the sport — it's probably inspiring fans, especially youngsters who want to grow up to be like you!
That's definitely the deal with Texans star J.J. Watt, who surprised one of his fans after he learned the young cancer patient had named the robot he uses for school after him!
Such a heartwarming story! You gotta watch it for yourself (above)!
We've all heard of party fouls before, but party BUS fouls?? That's a new one!
NFL running back LeSean McCoy is currently being sued by a woman who claims he and his entourage got physical and left her on the side of the road after a road trip went sour!
The victim, who is going by the alias Mary Roe, says the Philadelphia Eagle invited around 15 girls to join his crew on a joy ride to New York, but things quickly turned ugly when he and his buddies started spraying them with water!
Our imaginary boyfriend (and probably yours too!), Prince Harry, took some time to show some Colorado athletes and cheerleaders how to properly to do the jobs they've been training to do all their lives. You see, for a Prince, these things are as simple as they come!
LOLz!
Prince Harry got down on all fours to help form the base of a three-tier pyramid, allowing several pretty cheerleaders climb on his back and — what we can only assume was — 'cop a feel.' Ha!
He was touring a US military base when asked to help out — and he even followed it up with a game of catch, football-style!
Our imaginary boyfriend seems like such a fun guy! We can't wait to introduce him to the folks!
Amanda Bynes had a run-in with the popo in the NYC on Thursday night, which resulted in her arrest AND subsequent taking to a psychiatric hospital!
Police showed up at the former child star's midtown apartment after receiving reports of a disorderly person. And that's when shit got crazy!
When the NYPD arrived at Bynes' pad on West 47th, street she threw a bong out the window, who know cuz it probably had crack "incense" in it and she didn't want law enforcement to find it.
Twitter-loving Amanda was arrested on a charge of reckless endangerment.
After her arrest, Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital to undergo a psychiatric evaluation and then transferred to a Midtown police station to be processed.
Hopefully they send her BACK to the hospital and put her on a psychiatric hold!