Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
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This is the Guy of the hour!
That's right, Guy Fieri officiated a massive same-sex wedding for many, many couples!
While at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival in Miami this past weekend, celebrity chef Art Smith arranged the 101 Gay Wedding event for same sex couples who wanted free nuptials in celebration of the ban on gay marriage that was lifted this past January in Florida.
And who presided over the event? Oh, just Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives' host himself… Guy!
The TV host explained to The Miami Herald:
Guy Fieri just got the best 46th birthday present ever!
The guy who stole his precious yellow Lambo was found guilty of the attempted murder of Eva Dedier (who was his girlfriend that he tried to impress by stealing the car in the first place!)!
It's just too bad the kid is so misguided, and so misguided at 19 years old. That's SO young to be messing up like this!
Well, you shouldn't mess up like this at any age… but still!
Max Wade originally stole the car to impress Eva, but a year later he tried to
We knew the day would come when The Food Network would do something outrageous like combining Guy Fieri and Giada De Laurentiis into one super-chef! WE KNEW IT!!
Wait, we're a tiny bit wrong! They DIDN'T saw the two stars in half and sew the two halves together! The pics (above) are actually Celebrity Chef Rocco DiSpirito! His Halloween character is Rocco Divided, which is a play on his new show Restaurant Divided on Food Network!
He had special effects makeup artists turn him into a half spikey haired chef Guy half Giada de Laurentiis, and whole abomination!
If this guy is gonna put as much effort into his show as he is his costume, it's gonna be amazeballz!
P.S. — If U haven't heard any of the craziness in the real Guy's life right now, you need to click HERE!!
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We totes meant it when we said that the Food Network's Guy Fieri had the most ridiculously absurd life on the planet!
Not only did he just testify in a majorly cray trial that involved his $200k bright yellow Lamborghini, but apparently he just got into a brutal and violent fight with his hairdresser on Saturday!
It was ALL caught on video, but to us the most shocking thing about it is that he needs a hairdresser to bleach and spike his hair, which should probably cost $17 total and a Sunday afternoon at home!
In the video, it shows Ariel Ramirez punching Guy
Guy Fieri is by all means a suuuuper nice and harmless guy, but he has the most ridiculous life and image on the planet!
Not only his and his frosted tips' friendships for sale, but he's also mixed up in a trial right now involving a teen accused of stealing his bright-yellow lamborghini — also, he eats food posing like this.
Anyway, Max Wade, who is now 19, has also been charged with the attempted murder of a teenage girl who had turned him down in addition to stealing Guy's whip!
The testimony that Guy gave was
If you had $100,000 dollars burning a hole in your pocket, and you were lonely, who would you offer to pay to be your friend for a day?
If you're a hedge fund billionaire named Steven A Cohen, then you would offer that money to Guy Fieri and OF COURSE HE WOULD TAKE IT!
Guy Fieri probz isn't on many peoples' lists for paid-friendships, but this guy must be a huge fan of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives or something!
The moral of the story? If you
SNL isn't going down the tubes, guys!
Sure, with the departure of Bill Hader and Fred Armisen, it seems like there's no hope next season. Stefon will always be in our hearts, but that doesn't mean we should stop watching!
We've got 6 AH-mazing reasons why you should still tune into SNL next season with its remaining cast members.