Guy Fieri News Archive
We totes meant it when we said that the Food Network's Guy Fieri had the most ridiculously absurd life on the planet!
Not only did he just testify in a majorly cray trial that involved his $200k bright yellow Lamborghini, but apparently he just got into a brutal and violent fight with his hairdresser on Saturday!
It was ALL caught on video, but to us the most shocking thing about it is that he needs a hairdresser to bleach and spike his hair, which should probably cost $17 total and a Sunday afternoon at home!
In the video, it shows Ariel Ramirez punching Guy
Guy Fieri is by all means a suuuuper nice and harmless guy, but he has the most ridiculous life and image on the planet!
Not only his and his frosted tips' friendships for sale, but he's also mixed up in a trial right now involving a teen accused of stealing his bright-yellow lamborghini — also, he eats food posing like this.
Anyway, Max Wade, who is now 19, has also been charged with the attempted murder of a teenage girl who had turned him down in addition to stealing Guy's whip!
The testimony that Guy gave was
If you had $100,000 dollars burning a hole in your pocket, and you were lonely, who would you offer to pay to be your friend for a day?
If you're a hedge fund billionaire named Steven A Cohen, then you would offer that money to Guy Fieri and OF COURSE HE WOULD TAKE IT!
Guy Fieri probz isn't on many peoples' lists for paid-friendships, but this guy must be a huge fan of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives or something!
The moral of the story? If you
SNL isn't going down the tubes, guys!
Sure, with the departure of Bill Hader and Fred Armisen, it seems like there's no hope next season. Stefon will always be in our hearts, but that doesn't mean we should stop watching!
We've got 6 AH-mazing reasons why you should still tune into SNL next season with its remaining cast members.
Ha! That's just WRONG!
Guy Fieri's restaurant, Guy's American Kitchen and Bar is known for it's All-American flavors and AH-MAYZING beers with dishes that have eccentric names such as, the Guy-talian Nachos and Vegas fries.
So when programmer, Bryan Mytko noticed that Fieri never registered his domain for his restaurant's name, he jacked it and created a FAKE menu!!
Quick, if you were to think of what kind of chef would submit recipes to a Smash Mouth cookbook, who would you guess?
Did you say Guy Fieri? You're right!
The book is called Smash Mouth: Recipes From the Road, and has recipes from Guy Fieri, Todd English, Michael Symon, and pretty much ever other 'brochef' in the country.