
Drugs! Accusations! Larceny! Lies!
This is better than daytime dramz!!
Jaime Pressly accused Estella Warren of stealing her assistant's iPhone over the weekend, but, according to the accused, that is NOT what happened!
Estella admits to taking the assistant's purse without permission, but she SWEARS it wasn't stealing — the Canadian actress promises she just picked up the wrong black clutch by accident!!
Uhh… is Estella really saying

CAT FIGHT!
When it comes to protecting stylish accessories, Jaime Pressly's claws WILL come out!
Jaime has accused Planet of the Apes actress Estella Warren of STEALING her assistant's purse and she will do whatever it takes to get it back.
The gutsy My Name Is Earl star went so far as to use a tracking device that led her to Estella at Bootsy Bellows after they both attended a birthday party for publicist Gary Mantoosh on Friday.
An eyewitness spilled:

Sorry to hear it, Jaime!
Last night, Fox's I Hate My Teenage Daughter dropped 25% in the ratings from its solid debut episode. Bummer!
In more impressive news, CBS was once again the top rated AND most watched network of the night!
CBS' highlight show last night was Survivor, which was up 6% in the ratings, landing a 3.3/9 in the 18-49 demo, and bringing in 11.5 million total viewers!!!
Congratulations, CBS! You have truly become a television force to be reckoned with!
What did U watch last night? Did U tune in for I Hate My Teenage Daughter???

Now Jaime can finally move on with her handsome new man!
Back in January, we learned that Jaime Pressly filed for divorce from ex-hubby Simran Singh after just over a year of marriage.
She had cited

Mmmm mm! It looks like Jaime knows how to pick'em!
Check out her new man, Hamzi Hijazi, and realize that 2011 can't hold Jaime down!
She might have had a few rough patches here and there, but gurl has found herself a new man and a new sense of romance!
"I literally walked into the shoe store with my girlfriends one day shopping and there he was, so it was a kismet kind of thing. It was great."
We're so happy for you two and hope everything works out!
Can't wait to see your new show, I Hate My Teenage Daughter!
[Image via WENN.]

At least it's not permanent!
Back in August, we weren't particularly impressed when we saw a promo for Jaime Pressly's new Fox sitcom I Hate My Teenage Daughter.
Now, we're hearing that Kelly Ripa's husband/All My Children alum Mark Consuelos will be guest-starring on the show as a "new love interest" for Jaime's character.
His character is

Jaime Pressly is a lucky gal!
She won't be getting any jail time for her recent DUI bust where she was not only over the legal alcohol limit of .08, but almost THREE times the legal limit with a .22.
She