Keke Palmer is SO fed up!
The Scream Queens star went on to rant:
It's been a long time coming, but JB is back!!!!
Promoting his new web series Ghost Ghirls, the 43-year-old funny man is scheduled to take part in a July 18 panel at Hilton Bayfront's Indigo Ballroom in San Diego.
In a statement, he said:
First "Black Hitler" on an asteroid set to collide with Earth and now the Sexpocaylpse?!
Whatever is the world to do when it's being ravaged by the LUST we feel for sexy vampires, zombies, mummies AND leprechauns?!
For the second year in a row, the late night talk show host has compiled a HIGHlarious "extended trailer" for what looks to be the best cinematic endeavor EVER undertaken, all the while drawing inspiration from certain Razzie-Award-winning sparkly vampire films, as well as Warm Bodies, The Avengers, Les Miserables (with breakdancing!), pretty much every Gerard Butler movie ever made…oh, and the game Jenga, of course!
Seriously! Who DOESN'T want to live in a world where Oprah Winfrey is President?!
Ch-ch-check out Rachel Weisz, Armie Hammer, Topher Grace, Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Bruno Mars, Amanda Seyfried, Channing Tatum and even Wolf Blitzer put all the Award season nominees to SHAME (above)!
Oh! And don't worry!
Now say it with us:
And no, it's not Marley and Me: The Sequel!
Quintessential romantic comedy star Jennifer Aniston has just signed on to She's Funny That Way, a Wes Anderson-produced film which also stars Owen Wilson as a Broadway director who falls for a prostitute-turned-actress!
Unfortunately, the now bright-blonde Friend is NOT playing Owen's night-walking love interest; she'll instead play the part of a therapist with an alcoholic mother.
The Peter Bogdanovich-directed movie also features the acting talents of Jason Schwartzman and Community's Alison Brie!
Sounds potentially bleak, funny, and heartfelt — we're VERY intrigued!
Mary Poppins is hot these days!
We're anxiously awaiting to see if the Opening Ceremony of the London Olympics really will feature the magical nanny trampling Lord Voldemort, but we've also been following the progress of a film which chronicles how Walt Disney obtained the rights from author P.L. Travers to produce the 1964 classic.
Tom Hanks has signed on to play
Later on during Late Night, Schwartzman shared a fun fact and revealed those aren't beards on the rocker's faces, that's just their hair!
We think that look is totally Red HAWT, guys!
Congratulations, Mr. Anderson!!
Moonrise Kingdom just broke box office records for
steamiest man-on-man love scene highest earning arthouse film!!
After a torrent of positive reviews at the Cannes premiere, the quirky drama is a huge hit at its El Lay and NYC openings!
Moonrise is averaging $127k per theater right now, which pretty well shatters the 2005 record set by Brokeback Mountain.
We expect more success for Moonrise Kingdom when it opens in more cities this weekend!
[Image via WENN.]
Oh man! This is a big honor!
Wes Anderson's new film, Moonrise Kingdom, which stars Edward Norton, Bruce Willis, Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton and Jason Schwartzman, and takes place on a New England island in 1965, has been selected to open 65th Festival de Cannes on Wednesday, on May 16th in the Grand théâtre Lumière of the Palais des Festivals!
Thierry Frémaux, the Festival’s General Delegate, says in a statement