Archive for the 'Jeremy Piven' Category

We don't know if we're buying it!

Jeremy Piven opened up on his bout with "mercury poisoning" that supposedly caused him to drop out of the play Speed The Plow.

Still seems fishy to us!

Do U believe the Pivert?

Bleck! This guy just needs to stay away from sushi.

We can only imagine what the Pivert was up to in the bathroom of Sunda restaurant in Chicago on Saturday, but whatever it was, it led to his cell phone falling into the toilet!

Of course, the moron was either too stoopid or shameless to not just take care of the matter himself, so he forced some poor waiter to retrieve the phone for him and dry it out in rice!

VOM. Way to go, douchebag!

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We know it's a show about celebrities, but still - they've rounded themselves out quite a nice little line-up of guest stars!

The season seven finale of Entourage is set to feature two old chums - Eminem and Christina Aguilera!

According to creator Doug Ellin, the rapper recently shot a scene that takes place “at a platinum record party for his album, which by the time this airs will be platinum, I’m sure. He has a little conflict—a little beef—with Vince [Adrian Grenier].”

And for Miz Aguilera:

“She’s doing Ari a favor and performing at a party for him.”

Also set to appear as themselves are Minka Kelly, John Cleese, Drew Brees, Ryan Howard, Jordan Farmer and Kevin Love!

Too bad Eminem and CloneTina don't share any screen time together!

What did he say about her in The Real Slim Shady way back when?? LOLs!

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This is such a SHOCKER.

Jeremy Pirvert acting PIRVERTED?!

Gasp!

During production of Jessica Simpson's upcoming stint on Entourage, apparently the douchey actor just couldn't keep his eyes off of her various ASSets!

A source says:

"In between takes, he was staring at Jessica's ass in the most obvious of ways. He wasn't being sly about it and would just watch her every move. He flirts with ugly girls, so you can imagine how crazy for Jessica Simpson he was. She almost seemed like she couldn't wait to change into her jeans, but she was a good sport about it and kind of laughed it off."

Who wants to take bets that these two will be spotted out and about together very soon?!

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With a plot like this, she must have been in heaven!

Jessica Simpson will be making an appearance on the upcoming season of Entourage, and somehow the producers chose to cast her as herself! That's a stretch!

In a move to separate reality from fiction, her storyline involves men fighting over her!

Apparently, the Simpleton will be "caught between Ari (Jeremy Piven) and another agent trying to steal her."

HA!

Maybe if you act it well enough, then it will come true!

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Scarlett Johansson and her cutie twin brother Hunter attended the 2010 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton Hotel in Washington, D.C. on Saturday.

The two looked muy caliente as they sat at a table next to John Cusack, and Jeremy Piven.

We think you need to bring your bro out more often, ScarJo!

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Yesterday afternoon, Jeremy Piven was spotted grabbing some lunch at the King's Road Cafe in Beverly Hills.

Though it seems the actor had some difficulties with his jeans.

Piven was spotted leaving the restaurant with his fly unbuttoned.

Thankfully January Jones was nowhere in sight. We still don't know what she saw in him.

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Noooooo!

After leaving the Chateau Marmont together after the Golden Globes, Jeremy Piven and January Jones were spotted enjoying the big game last weekend.

The couple were in New Orleans watching the Saints vs. Vikings game on Sunday and we cannot fathom what she sees in him.

Is it the moobs, high risk for venereal disease, or his shoddy work ethic?!

Decisions. Decisions.

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