This morning, we received an email from Kinsella Weitzman Iser Kump & Aldisert LLP, aka Jesse McCartney's lawyers. Attached was a cease and desist order, asking us to remove any published photographs of Jesse in all his nekkid glory. The letter states:
"We are litigation counsel for Jesse McCartney. It has come to our attention that a person is attempting to circulate a nude photo which purports to be Mr. McCartney. Mr. McCartney was unaware of the taking of this alleged photo, did not knowingly participate in the taking of this photo and certainly did not consent to the taking of such a photo. He has no recollection of the taking of this photo and it appears that his photo has been manipulated and doctored by computer software."
Then, it goes on to threaten us about publishing it and his personal rights, etc., etc.
Thing is, we didn't publish them, because we don't have them. We've never even seen them!
But they are out there, and damn it, we will find them!
Oh that's right because they've been together for less than a month!
We're guessing McCartney's camp couldn't stand Pain-In-The-Ass either because they're absolutely thrilled Hayden's been kicked to the curb.
According to a source close to Jesse "Katie is on a strict schedule with Melrose Place and Jesse's people really want him to stay out of clubs and live more of an adult lifestyle. They think Katie will keep him on track."
But Katie's people are quick to deny that the two love birds, who dated from 2004-2007, are back together saying: "Katie and Jesse are the greatest of friends, but there is no truth to them being back together romantically."
That doesn't mean they aren't back together physically.
But, sometimes, nerves get the best of us and such was the case with Jesse - or so he says. He wrote in his Twitter:
Here At the Nascar race !So much fun! Can't believe I forgot the words to the Anthem! I've performed it 100 times. Bad Nerves today I guess
We'll give you the benefit of the doubt, Jes, but just to be a on the safe side, we'd recommend NEVER singing the National Anthem again. Screw up once and you're embarrassed. Screw up TWICE, and America is embarrassed right along with you.