And he's just getting started!
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How do we know this? Well several of our favorite celebs took to Twitter and Instagram to praise the MLB team following their game 7 win — including Amy Schumer, Michelle Obama, Seth Rogen, Hillary Clinton, and more!
Now many of these stars might've been inspired to send love the Chicago-based team's way because this World Series win marks the end of their 108 year "curse". Fierce.
Be sure to ch-ch-check out all of the best celebrity reactions to game 7 for yourself (below)! You won't regret it.
John Cusack better get some topnotch security for his penis.
According to court docs, a mentally unstable fan threatened the actor's peen with "black magic". The woman in question also relentlessly stalked Cusack and his family for a prolonged period of time
Here's what went down — the stalker showed up at the actor's home uninvited three times while also emailing his sister-in-law with pretty scary emails. In one particular message, the obsessed fan claimed she would perform a "black candle spell" on John which would render him IMPOTENT.
Wow… that's one scary and STRANGE threat.
Luckily for the icon, a judge saw the situation similarly and granted a restraining order against the woman. The perp must now remain 100 yards away from Cusack and his family at all times in addition to no contact.
Stay safe out there, John!
John Cusack is not thrilled with President Barack Obama's foreign policy.
During a recent interview the actor expressed his disappointment with how the 44th president of the United States has handled certain key issues.
He also maintained that Obama's not so different from his predecessor George W. Bush:
"Well, Obama has certainly extended and hardened the cement on a lot of Bush's post-9/11 Terror Inc. policies, so he's very similar to Bush in every way that way. His domestic policy is a bit different, but when you talk about drones, the American Empire, the NSA, civil liberties, attacks on journalism and whistleblowers, he's as bad or worse than Bush.
He hasn't started as many wars, but he's extended the ones we had, and I don't even think Dick Cheney or Richard Nixon would say the president has the right to unilaterally decide whom he can kill around the world. On Tuesdays, the president can just decide whom he wants to kill, and you know, since 9/11 there are magic words like "terror," and if you use magic words, you can justify any power grab you want."
Yes, but who's the better painter???
Let's hope Obama takes up painting after his presidency so we can compare!
Do YOU agree with John's opinion of the Commander-in-Chief???
But the real stars burning up the screen in this latest trailer for David Cronenberg's movie Maps To The Stars are these two sexy powerhouses!
Robert Pattinson and Julianne Moore definitely seem to have some strange things going on in this Hollywood themed movie, and we're super curious to see what the Canadian master director has in store for these two!
And while everyone knows how amazing Julianne Moore is as an actress, we have a feeling this movie may validate R-Patz as a serious actor!
Or at least a seriously cool one!
Check out the NSFW newest trailer for the movie everyone seems to be waiting for up (above) !!!
We'll take 'early 2010s movies we never thought would get a sequel' for $800, Alex.
Seriously, if you asked us to pick a recent buddy-comedy that would be getting a follow-up later this year, Hot Tub Time Machine would not have been very high up on our guesses.
The original, which starred Craig Robinson, Rob Corddry, and Clark Duke, followed a group of friends who travel back in time to 1986 and get into mischief.
While the first movie didn't really offer a lot in the whole time travel department, it was funny and raked in double its budget, so we get why a sequel was commissioned.
However, based on this trailer for Hot Tub Time Machine 2, it looks like they're really embracing their alternate universe plot points and getting into the rules that traditional Sci-Fi movies employ.
The guys, minus John Cusack, who didn't quite fit in in the first movie, are being
Dayum! If you thought the last trailer for Maps To The Stars was raunchy, just wait until they go international!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the NSFW international trailer for Maps To The Stars!