You could never get Peter to dress up like a tramp, could ya, Katie????

Jordan and cage-fighting boyfriend Alex Reid showed up to Saturday night's Bloodlust Ball in matching slut-tastic "costumes."

Oh, wait!

We get it!

Reid dressed up as Jordan for Halloween!!

Scary!!!

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He's really not doing too well when it comes to seeing his wife children spend time with another man!

Peter Andre revealed some personal information in his new magazine column this week about his response to his children hanging out with his ex, Katie Price , and her new lover, cross-dressing cage fighter Alex Reid. We think he's being a tad melodramatic.

He writes:

"I honestly haven't had anything happen like this for years, but it occurred on the same day that I saw the first pictures of Alex Reid with my children and it really set me back.

I found it unbelievably hard to see another man with Junior and Princess, and that was probably the lowest I've felt throughout the whole split. It's any father's nightmare to see pictures like that and I went to bed feeling not only heartbroken but also massively anxious, which obviously brought on the attack. I've always said that the only things that got to me are anything to do with the children and it's the truth…It happened about three months ago and it's all a bit of a blur. I knew what was happening so I got up with the intention of getting my brother Mike. I felt so anxious that I wanted him to take me to hospital, but I didn't make it out of my bedroom and all I remember is hearing a bang.

The next thing I knew, I woke up on the floor. I lay there for about half an hour in daze and then I noticed there was a line of blood trickling down the wall of my bedroom where I'd hit my head after losing consciousness. I stumbled into the bathroom and when I looked in the mirror, I saw that my whole face was covered in blood.

It was all really horrible and anyone who has ever suffered from a panic attack or had a blackout will know that it is a really scary experience."

Panic attacks are very serious, but when you use them as an excuse to garner sympathy from the public, you don't deserve sympathy from the public.

Like we said - melodramatic.

P.S. Whose bright idea was it to give this guy his own column to spew his crap?!

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Katie Price must have really pissed this woman off!

Michelle Clack, the former best friend of Jordan, gave a juicy new interview about the events leading up to the glamour model's divorce from Peter Andre - calling her "a nasty, selfish bitch and a shameless liar who needs serious therapy."

Wowza!

Here are some HIGHlights:

On Jordan withholding sex from Pete:

"Even though Kate has built her reputation on sex and being sexy, it's all an act for work. She doesn't actually like sex and will usually do anything she can to avoid having it. Over the last two years their relationship had become almost entirely sexless. Her excuse would always be that she was working hard and had three kids. She'd always say to me, 'Oh no, I'm always too tired, I can't be bothered'."

On wanting all the power in her marriage:

"Kate always made it clear the house in Woldingham was hers. Peter wanted to buy half with Kate but she never let him. He made sure he went halves on everything, from the cinema to furniture to bills. But when he wanted to make any changes she'd say, 'What are you saying? This is MY house.' She hated the thought of him being more successful than her so found ways to make him feel terrible."

On her recent miscarriage:

"She didn't seem overly upset. She never said she was really looking forward to the baby. Pete was absolutely devastated. He thought that's what could keep that marriage going. He stayed there right until the last point he possibly could, but it was all too much. It's up to Pete to explain the real reason why he left."

On Jordan keeping the kids away from Pete:

"Pete bought phones for the kids so he can contact them whenever he wants. But Kate always comes up with excuses like the phones are off or there's no service. He has been unable to get in touch with the kids for up to four days, which is disgusting. Even on Junior's first day of school Pete couldn't get hold of them. Kate wants to force Pete to call her, which he doesn't want to do."

On her true feelings for Pete:

"Kate doesn't like being alone. She will stay with Alex until someone else comes along. I can honestly say she didn't know what she had with Peter. Now she's lost it, she really does realise. I'm convinced she'd go back to Peter tomorrow if he would have her."

Yikes! What a mess!

If this is all true, it sounds like Peter made the right choice by leaving her!

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Someone needs to let Katie Price know we get. The world gets it! We completely understand that she and Peter Andre hate each other and that their marriage was a sham. There is no need for her constant parade of media interviews to remind us.

We get it - do something else!

Of course, we know celebrities too well to figure that will ever happen, and Katie's latest tirade on TV yesterday is prime example why - they just love the attention.

Kate Price went live yesterday to tell the world that her marriage to Peter was all "business" and that from the moment it started, their marriage was fake. She went on to make a desperate plea to Peter to meet with her, as he has refused to do since the split:

"All I’d like to say to Pete is forget the media, we’re human beings. We were together for six years, we know each other, let’s just sit in a room and let’s talk about the kids. Forget all the media stuff, I’m here for life.”

Sensing the crap that was dripping out of that statement, Peter made one of his own, refusing to meet with her and explaining his shock over her allegations that their marriage was phony:

"This has been the most heartbreaking year of my life. For her to think it was a business deal just sums her up…It will only end up in the papers. If things could stay private between us, then great. I have tried to speak to her but she has continued to be abusive every time we have contact- the time is just not right yet."

Yesterday marked the official day that their divorce papers were issued. All that is left now is to sign on the dotted line.

Could that mean we've heard the last from these two?

We should be so lucky!

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Today, Katie Price was busy doing what she does best, whoring promoting herself and her merchandise.

Price showed up to Selfridges in London to promote her new book, Standing Out, My Look, My Style, My Life.

And the trainwreck showed up in pure tranny attire.

She was even surrounded by hot tranny messes!

Katie rocked the Anna Nicole Smith/Marilyn Monroe trashy look and even switched wigs during the event.

Joining her in drag was her current boyfriend, cagefighter Alex Reid on the far left in that awful getup.

And to the right of Katie was her brother Daniel Price rocking Katie's ridiculous wedding dress outfit to her former love, Peter Andre.

Does this mean her book sucks if she needs this much of a publicity stunt?

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Wow, these two are the Gosselins of the UK when it comes to mediawhoring!

In a divorce involving children, one might consider keeping your personal business out of the media for the sake of your children, but not when you have a book to sell!

Drama-loving Katie Price has accused her ex Peter Andre of having an affair with his manager - and she JUST decides to mention it!

How convenient!

"The trouble is…I felt married to two people - Pete and our management," she said. "And it was like Pete was married to two women, Claire [manager Claire Powell] and me. And it just suffocated me."

But, it's okay now! She's got a cagefighter to make it all better!

"I'm just so much happier. I'm not walking on eggshells. If I'm going to blame anyone for the end of my relationship with Pete, I'd have to lay some of the blame with Claire," Katie blabs. "I've got 
my life back. When my autobiography comes out next 
year, I can't wait to be honest about it all."

Whatever happened to taking responsibility for your marriage?!

She is just creating drama and Peter knows it. Plus, as if he would give up a chance to run his mouth!

He said:

I am making this statement to put the record straight regarding the outrageous claims and lies that have been put into the public domain by my ex-wife about my relationship with my manager, Claire Powell. I wish to make it perfectly clear for the record that my manager, Claire Powell, who I have known for the past 16 years, is my manager and a personal friend. She has never betrayed me or done anything other than support me, which is more than can be said for my ex wife."

Mayjah burn!

But, Claire does admit to having some part in the matter, "Yes, I did have to control Kate to a certain extent as can be seen since she stopped being my client. Obviously when you're managing someone, you will have an influence over them. But Pete doesn't need to be controlled like Kate, none of my other clients do, it was only her."

Translation: Jordan is one crazy bitch!

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We were just thinking how nice it was that Jordan Katie Price and Peter Andre had taken a break from publicly bashing one another and possibly were focusing on something more constructive like their children or even their careers.

Wishful thinking!

Katie Price just couldn't leave well enough alone when she taped her appearance on The Graham Norton Show. An audience insider reveals:

“Graham said men were lazy and would ‘sleep with the first woman they see’ and Katie agreed with him. She said ‘Yes’ and then blurted out the name of the woman she believes Peter has slept with since they split up. The audience was stunned and so was Graham. It was like there was tumbleweed blowing through the studio."

Though BBC has decided to swiftly censor her outburst from the upcoming broadcast, wind of Katie's tirade made it's way towards Peter and his legal team, who are already planning to sue BBC and Katie for her “complete lies”.

Though the bit about his indiscretion didn't make it to air, other allegations Katie has against Peter did, which just fueled his angry fire. Katie told the show host:

"He will not speak to me. He won’t go into mediation with me, he won’t meet me and he won’t speak on the phone without ­hurling abuse.”

We're sure Peter would say the same of her.

Joy! Back on the hatred merry-go-round we go!

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Always keeping it clASSy!!!

Jordan took to her Twitter and unleashed a furious attack on her ex-hubby Peter Andre for allegedly threatening her new cagefighter boyfriend, Alex Reid.

As if he couldn't take care of himself!

She tweets:

"papers got wrong AGAIN pete saidIM GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS watch your back >>nice pete in front of kids!"

"i called him too speak to kids being nice ..his true colours are starting to come out thank god !! have a good day people xxxx"

"Alex is calm a real gentle guy stop believing what you read an realise pete is not the sweet guy that he always portrays"

According to Peter's manager, Jordan's twitterings are unfounded because he never uttered any such threats!

Oh the public drama!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Bookstores are tired of Jordan Katie Price. In fact they're so tired of her they're threatening to ban her FOURTH autobiography that's been released in 5 years.

Ha!

But, seriously, when you have as many autobiographies as the Twilight series, it's a little much.

According to a source at the book's publisher Random House, "Booksellers do not want to annoy their customers by putting out yet another autobiography from the same person who has already had three printed. It seems to them as though she is trying to milk her fans for everything they've got."

We want to know how many people actually bought the first three?

We would have stopped after one and asked for our money back after the second one came out.

The source also adds, "Reputable companies also do not want to get dragged into a sordid sales war where bitter partners are dishing the dirt on each other" because ex-hubby Peter Andre is hawking his autobiography later this year.

We're with the bookstores on this one. Do the rain forest a favor Katie, and give the autobiographies a rest. At least for a few years.

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