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Archive for the 'Jordan' CategoryRide That Pony!
On Thursday, We wonder — what song inspires Jordan the most a top a horsey? Millionaire by Lil' Wayne, of course. Bet she makes the snotty English horse set oh so proud! Anyone know how her Olympic training is going? [Images via WENN.] Permalink / 49 comments (RSS) » They're Coming To America!
Get ready, y'all!
According to reports, Jordan thinks this America stint will allow her to kill two birds with one stone. First, and supposedly foremost, she'll be able to rehab her troubled marriage with Peter. Time away from England could 'breathe fresh air' into their relationship. Ha! Usually LA air breaks marriages apart. Good luck with that! Secondly, Jordan and Peter will be working hard to 'break' the US market. Their E! reality show kinda bombed the first time. Are they planning on bringing something new to the table????? [Image via Mavrix Online.] Permalink / 39 comments (RSS) » Stuff It, Tabloids
On Monday, reports emerged that the Then, come Tuesday, the former glamour model and her orange man were 'caught' by the paps having a lovey dovey night out in London town. What a COINCIDENCE! Glad to see you two are 'happy', Jordan! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 51 comments (RSS) » Love on the Rocks
Who knew 'Katie' could be such a bitchy bitch? The UK gossip media is buzzing about the impending breakup of the Crazy! And, the two just returned from a trip to South Africa where they renewed their wedding vows. Insiders say their relationship has 'reached rock bottom' because Peter has finally had it with Jordan's putdowns. He supposedly told her that unless she treats him with some compassion and like an equal then their wedding vows don't mean a thing! A insider said: "She undermines Pete constantly. If he's talking about the world of showbiz, she'll say in front of other people: "What do you know about that, Pete? I'm the celebrity" It's really embarrassing for him. It's become really nasty and Pete doesn't know how to deal with her. She makes him fell like shit. He'll be getting ready and she'll say: "What are you wearing that for." It really upsets him." In his heart it looks like Petey has 'accepted' that their pairing isn't a match made in heaven. He reportedly said the following things in their UK TV show Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter:
How long do you give these two? [Image via Mavrix Online.] Permalink / 61 comments (RSS) » Jordan's a Machine!
It seems like there's a new Jordan project launch every week! Last week, she introduced us to her chavtastic equestrian clothing line. And today, Tuesday, the former glamour model launched her new fragrance, Besotted. What do you think it smells like? [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 58 comments (RSS) » Jordan Slamming
Ex-Atomic Kitten star turned reality TV whore Kerry Katona is reportedly so peeved at the former glamour model that she's told friends she may write a tell-all book about Jordan. An insider revealed, "Kerry is furious about some of the things Jordan has said about her recently. She thinks she's insecure and hypocritical and wants the world to know who the real Jordan is." Kerry and Jordan became good friends when they competed on the British reality show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Kerry was even a bridesmaid in Jordan's wedding to Peter Andre. Things went sour about a year ago when Jordan spoke out about Kerry's husband for confiscating her mobile phone so he could monitor her calls. That is kinda creepy! Anyway, things went downhill after that and the two traded blows via bitchy comments through the tabloids. Most recently, Kerry and Jordan duked it out over the former glam girl's criticism of Jade Goody. After Jordan slammed Jade for getting paid to talk about her cancer battle Kerry spoke out and said, "Jordan has had a pop at Jade for selling her story. I can't believe it - she's got cancer for f***'s sake! It's so hypocritical - everything Jordan does is in the papers. She feels the need to have an opinion about everyone else, but she sells her soul to the press, so why shouldn't other people?" We're sure Jordan's lawyers would put up a nasty fight should Kerry pursue the book thing. They should just wrestle it out! [Images via WENN.] Permalink / 23 comments (RSS) » Chavtastic!
The industrious former glamour model just launched her new line of equestrian wear on Saturday. We bet the snotty Brit horsey set can't wait to get their hands on Jordan's Juicy-esque velour track suits. Screw the 'boring', classy Ralph Lauren-type getups! If her line sells well, she should push for the honor to design the England equestrian team's 2012 team uniform. Jordantastic! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 24 comments (RSS) » Jordan vs Jade & Kerry: The Claws Come Out!
Jordan has a big mouth, and we love her for it! As do plenty of other men we're sure. And this time around she's just lashing out at people. As we reported last month, British reality star whore Jade Goody has been diagnosed with cervical cancer. Definitely bummer! Luckily, they seem to have caught it in time. For those of you who don't remember her so well, Goody's best remembered for being the one who tormented Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty with some racist comments while in the Celeb Big Brother house. The UK's TV watchdog Ofcom received more than 50,000 complaints from viewers about Jade's bad behavior! And now Jordan is speaking out. She calls Goody a racist who doesn't give people sympathy. In a recent interview, Jordan says "I feel sorry for anyone who's going through what Jade's going through. But I can't believe she is paid for interviews on subjects that people are really traumatised by. I hope she gets through it all though." What a backhanded thing to say! Jordan added, "There has to be an awareness that that sort of cancer can happen to anyone but I saw her on Celebrity Big Brother and thought she was a racist. She didn't give people sympathy when she was on the show." Ouch. Jordan also had comments to make on Britain's other reality whore, Kerry Katona. Jordan says of Kerry, "She's been saying some really bitter things about me lately. But if I want to buy my daughter 100 pairs of shoes, I will. Harvey and Junior have got the same amount. I'd rather do that than buy a fleet of sports cars trying to make out I've got money then go bankrupt. At least they're paid for and not on HP." Ouch. Yea, Kerry recently went bankrupt and she's the one talking shit about other people spending money? [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 24 comments (RSS) » Burglars Beware!
Ah, the price of fame. According to the UK's Sun, Jordan's neighbors apparently spotted the troublemakers at the 'castle-like pad'. Thankfully, the former glamour model and her family were vacationing in Cyprus when the attempted break-ins were reported. We wonder if the fam has a panic room? It's probably all pink! [Image via WENN.] Permalink / 42 comments (RSS) » |
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