It's disgusting that people still use this kind of language!
Kangaroo News Archive
If you live in Australia, there's a good chance you've seen a kangaroo in the wild.
But that doesn't make it any less of a sight when two of the beasts make their way into a suburban neighborhood.
They're so majestic, like giant deer, but made of pure muscle, with huge, thick tails and sharp claws.
And they use those assets to mess up rival kangaroos during mating season, apparently!
Giuliana Rancic And Hubby Bill Are Gifted A Kangaroo Testicle Bottle Opener And YOU Should Try To Fill In The Blank!
Giuliana Rancic and her hubby Bill are one lucky couple! They get to travel the world and meet new and interesting people, like Australian TV personality Larry Emdur.
The couple was in Australia preparing for several fashion events across the county when they made a guest appearance on Australian TV, and backstage after their appearance is where all the fun happened.
TV host Larry gifted the coupled with a
Rebel Wilson is one little hot Aussie dish, so it's natural that she's teamed up with DISH to be the voice of their sassy Kangaroo, named Hopper.
Unfortunately, we don't get to actually see Rebel's golden blonde hair or sparkling smile, but we do get to hear that sex-ay accent so, really, can we ask for more??
Check out the kangatastic commercial (above)!
Kristen Bell looooooves animals. Heck, she literally broke down and cried once because she saw a sloth.
Seriously. That actually happened.
Anywayz, she told a story to Craig Ferguson about how she went to a rescue petting zoo for injured animals while in Australia one day.
She saw an injured kangaroo, and she couldn't do anything other than lay down with it and just spoon away!
So… did her hubby Dax Shepard get in on the spooning action??
Apparently not, according to her, he "doesn't have the balls."
Whoa! Dems fightin' words! LOLz!
Wanna hear the whole story behind how the spooning went down?
Then check out the video (above) and enjoy the anecdote!
The Stafford Brothers are an Australian DJ group, signed to Cash Money Records.
They're also in a fair amount of trouble with the owners of a house they rented in Studio City… that they totally trashed!!
The owners of the property are actually suing them now!
They claim the group threw tons of parties and one especially devastating one for their music video for Hello, a song that features Lil Wayne!
The Stafford Brothers violated their lease by illegally serving alcohol, pouring liquid nitrogen in the house, installing a skate ramp, and allowing a live kangaroo to
This seems like a marketing stunt, but this isn't the first time a kangaroo has gotten loose in Melbourne Airport in Australia.
Just this past Tuesday, a cutie kangaroo got loose in the Australian aeropuerto!
The young 'roo was injured and hopping around the terminal like crazy, looking for what we can only assume, Aussie conditioner (HA)!
He eventually came to a stop in a pharmacy where he had to be sedated by Wildlife Victoria volunteers, who named him Cyrus as they were taking him out of the airport.
Giving an update on the little guy, they said:
Halloween has come early, friends!
And, one of the few people who can make a punching kangaroo look absolutely sexy is none other than that dimple-faced crumpet, Harry Styles!
While One Direction is still down under for their TMH tour, the band posted two pics on their Instagram account asking Directioners to guess who the killer-kutie kangaroo was, and naturally, as you can see from his front side (although we don't mind looking at his backside), Harry is one manly marsupial.
As if we couldn't tell by his beautiful red lips, his chestly sparrow tats certainly gave it away!
Oh, don't worry, Harold, we've seen you get buff and we wouldn't want to mess with you in the ring!
Although, a few "blows below the belt" wouldn't be too bad!