Well it turns out…
That's not the case.
While many assume she became a celebrity nanny to become closer to the stars, an insider says:
Saturday Night Live has had some of the most amazing musical acts over the years, and could have picked nearly anyone to help bring their 40th Anniversary episode to life!
They ended up picking four musical acts that definitely span the 40 years they've been on.
He used to be a Street Fighting Man, and now he's a children's book author!
The Rolling Stones' guitarist Keith Richards has penned a children's picture book titled
Do you pose with your friends like THAT???
The 27-year-old Mean Girls actress posted the hawt pic to Instagram on Sunday, proving a good sultry selfie can warm the coldest of days!
The cellular photo was so seductive, with Lindz parting her lips and Alex almost kissing her shoulder, we couldn't help but wonder…
Is LiLo dipping her toes in the lady pool again?!
We know she's gone full lez before with Samantha Ronson, so we're not counting this one out!
Could you see this model beauty and Lindsay together, for realz?!
We just want to see Lindz über happy, no matter who she's with!
[Image via Instagram.]
Boy oh boy, Boy George, why won't you leave these boys alone?
Ok, maybe not by all accounts! Boy George called out the supremely lovable Liam Payne on Twitter after 1D's live performance!
Maybe not the BEST threesome, but definitely one of the coolest, LOLz!
And the attractive pair were accompanied by Keith Richards (above)!
The couple must be HUGE Rolling Stones fans, because their public debut happened at the recent LA concert! That, and Keith was the inspiration behind Johnny's incredible Captain Jack Sparrow performance in the Pirates of the Caribbean films!
Hmm… could Keith be trying to roll himself into Jamber's intimate adventures?!
Hey, he's a bad ass rocker and Johnny and Amber seem like swingin' cats, so why not LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out some more pics of the dining threesome (below)!
Short of Marilyn Monroe serenading JFK, this is the best birthday tribute we can remember!
The Rolling Stones performed Saturday in London to commemorate their 50th year in the business — wow, we feel old!
Mary J. Blige was one of many talented performers to help the band celebrate the big five-zero in style!
Ch-ch-check out Mick Jagger and Mary J combining vocal talents in this ah-mazing rendition of Gimme Shelter (above) — an iconic single released two years before the talented R&B artist was even born!
Other special guests included the legendary Jeff Beck and former bandmates Bill Wyman and Mick Taylor.
This was the Stones' first gig in five years, but they clearly haven't slowed one bit!!
WARNING: This NSFW video makes Caligula look like Toy Story!
We know what you're thinking, "this porno has a phenomenal soundtrack"!
Considering this NSFW vid's abundance of areola, the myriad of mammary, the bushels of bosom, the shipload of Swedish sweater puppies (above)… it's no wonder you were confused!
This is The Rolling Stones' seXXXy new video, Doom and Gloom!
After 50 long years, Keith Richards and Mick Jagger still paint the poonani black!
Even if the song sucked — and it doesn't, it's actually really solid — we'd tip our hats to gentleman of their age with enough cunning and guile to disrobe Noomi Rapace!
But, hey, even after five decades of rocking at 110%, we think Mick is as sex-ay a beast as ever!!