Yes, that's really what Levi Johnston calls himself.

Levi, who believes himself to be a celebrity, somehow got invited to the GQ "Men of the Year" party in El Lay this week at the shiteous Chateau Marmont. And, to no one's surprise except maybe Levi, nobody cared he was there.

Dick "Ricky" was seen wandering around the party with more make-up caked on than Kim Kardashian, along with his manager Tank and some other macho dude.

Did he really think he needed security?

Since the Playgirl centerfold was being ignored by other guests like January Jones, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and Lindsay Lohan, the underage father sipped on his soda and checked his Blackberry for an hour, then disappeared.

Welcome to Hollywood! Enjoy those last few seconds while you can!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 38 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

The Kardashian girls might be some famewhores, but we love it when they use their name for good.

Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have all decided to participate in the NOH8 campaign to show their support for gays and their right to marry.

And all three of them took to their blogs today to post their overly photoshoped hawt new ad photos!

Of the whole experience, Kim reveals, "I love how our NOH8 pics turned out! I'm so glad we got to be a part of the campaign!"

While Khloe adds, "Kim, Kourtney and I did a shoot for the NOH8 campaign, which is a silent photo protest created with the goal of ultimately overturning Proposition 8. It was such an honor to have been asked to represent such an important and worthy cause and we were so excited at the opportunity. I completely support and respect everything the NOH8 campaign stands for so I was truly honored to have been asked to participate in such a meaningful cause."

Yea, we'd have to agree with that. It's our favorite photo of you too 'bb!

Khloe, please, hire that Photoshop artist and fast. This is the hottest we've ever seen you!!!

But with all kidding aside, we'll end with some words of wisdom from Khloe, as she says "Love = Love everyone…don't forget that!"

Permalink / 91 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

We told you earlier that Kim Kardashian was shooting an episode of the senior citizen standard CSI and this morning, she had her first day on set!

She tweeted out this picture of her perfectly primped face and hair from the trailer.

Nice digs, bb! Do we see a full kitchen behind you? Will you ever even use that? We're sure they have catering!

P.S. - CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter

Permalink / 23 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

The latest video from our stalker protege, La Coacha!

You must watch THIS!!!!!!

Permalink / 50 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

If she didn't tell us herself that this was her, we would have never guessed it.

Kim Kardashian beat herself with an ugly stick got a complete makeover for a new show called Secret Celebrity. Basically, in the show, Kim goes undercover to spy on some of her fans dressed like THAT!

Kim explains on her blog that the transformation took over three hours and that they molded her entire face for prosthetics.

And this was the end result.

We're having a flashback to Mrs. Doubtfire just for a sec.

That's one mess they made of your hair, bb! See what it's like not having stylists!

Thoughts?

Permalink / 54 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Aw! Some sisterly bonding time…. caught on film!

That's just how the Kardashian's roll!

Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian filmed scenes for Keeping Up With the Kardashians in Santa Monica this morning. Looks like the girls were a tad bit chilly.

Hey, why is there a shipwrecked yacht in Santa Monica?

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Permalink / 34 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

Ouch!

Talk about harboring hard feelings!

During a recent interview, Z-lister Ray-J was asked about his previous relationships with Whitney Houston and Kim Kardashian. He was more than happy to say nice things about Whitney, but as for Kim, he refused to even say her name.

He refers to her as simply "the other girl."

Wow. Don't be chewing on bitter bits just because her reality TV show has 3 times the audience as yours. Oh, and because she kicked your ass to the curb!

Check out his "diss" above.

Permalink / 43 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

UGH!

Kim Kardashian and Vanessa Minnillo are slated to make a guest appearance on an upcoming episode of CSI:NY. They will be playing a duo who come up with an "interesting scheme that ends with murder."

UGH!

AGAIN!

Indulging these girls with serious any acting gig is going to do more harm than good. How will we ever get past the age of dumb bimbos ruling TV if they are constantly given more opportunities to "act"?

Kim already is starting to talk like she is effin Julia Roberts, instead of who she ACTUALLY is. When asked about the cameo, which airs Dec. 16, she replied:

“I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes… I’m having such a good time expanding my roles. I truly love branching out into different characters.”

No! No different characters. There is only one persona we want to see from you and that is a privileged, doe-eyed, big booty reality star who bickers constantly with her family!

And don't think we forgot about you Vanessa. You don't have time for a career. Nick Lachey just called - he needs his ego stroked. Get to it!

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 39 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »

We wonder how "real" her marriage is now?!

NBA player Rashad McCants revealed that his relationship with Khloe Kardashian on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami was all staged!

There was an episode where Khloe and sister Kourtney Kardashian hacked into McCants voice mail discovering that he was cheating with female fans.

But Khloe and Rashad were already broken up that January before the episode was taped and they didn't even have his current phone number!

We guess they needed something to happen on the show. Kourtney's pregnancy was probably all planned out, too.

If there's one thing the Kardashians absolutely love it's fame and they don't care how they have to get it!

Sex tapes, marriages, pregnancies, etc.

[Image via WENN.]

Permalink / 59 comments (RSS)  / Forward this post »