
Justin Massler, the man who insisted aliens forced him to stalk Ivanka Trump, pled guilty Thursday and was sentenced to six years in jail and five years of probation with psychiatric help.
He's already served the six months in jail so we're sure he felt great about that!! And hopefully the help he gets during these next five years will get him in a better place.
He used to say he would go down in gunfire before being caught but doctors say when he's on medication, he's totally fine and lucid.
Welp! We sure hope he can get to a place where he doesn't need meds! If U want to see his YouTube confession, click the jump!!

In part 73 of the News of the World phone hacking saga, Heather Mills has taken to the stand.
And she's bringing Piers Morgan with her!!
Heather recalls the time she left Paul McCartney after a fight. She remembered checking her phone to 25 saved messages, not 25 new messages.
Those messages were
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Thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, the FBI has just released an investigative report on Apple founder and CEO, Steve Jobs.
The information was gathered by the Federal Bureau of Investigation after Apple received a bomb threat and President George H.W. Bush expressed interest in giving the revolutionary corporate leader a presidential appointment.
Not that we ever had any doubt, but the documents reveal that Steve Jobs was, indeed, a hippie. One person interviewed shared that "Mr. Jobs may have experimented with illegal drugs" during the 60s and 70s, while another stated more clearly:
Can U say EXCESSIVE?!?!?!?
Last week in Minnesota, Mitt Romney was glitter bombed by protestor Robert Erickson, who has previously bombed both Michele Bachmann and Newt Gingrich.
Then on Tuesday night at his school,

Yikes!!
Joe Francis is STILL going through with his lawsuit against Madonna!!
Even though Madge took Girls Gone Wild off her Super Bowl setlist after receiving Joe's cease and desist letter, Joe is super pissed about MDNA already hitting #1 in over 50 countries.
His legal team says:
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What happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas.
Suge Knight was arrested in Sin City and he had a lot of shiz to deal with.
Vegas cops pulled up his record and saw he had multiple warrants for his unpaid tickets. Next, they search his car and found a small amount of Mary Jane.
On top of all that, Suge
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Sad. Another person who takes Facebook way too seriously.
A Tennessee man is being charged with murder after killing a couple who deleted his ADULT daughter on Facebook from their friends list.
The police say Marvin Potter's daughter was harrassing Billy Payne Jr. and Billie Jean Hayworth after they deleted her.
Payne and Hayworth were

We knew they were keeping it amicable, but did this go smoothly or what?!
Katy Perry and Russell Brand have already reached a settlement in their divorce, and as we reported yesterday, the actor will NOT be accepting any spousal support from the singer, even though there was no pre-nup in place!
According to the legal documents:
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