Pete Doherty walked out of Wormwood Scrubs prison in west London early Tuesday morning.

Doperty was waving a certificate that claimed he was drug free at the reporters assembled outside of the prison's gates.

Try not to snicker too loudly!

When asked if he used heroin in the joint, Dopearty responded, "Well, I knew it was going to be a bit rough to start with, with the overcrowding and the medical facilities although they do their best - they are good, they can't really cater for the average junkie…"

So, we'll take that as a yes?

Dopey said he was “buzzing” to be free and, "I feel great — I've walked out and I don't feel like I want to score. I want to go for a nice walk in the park instead.”

We wish we could believe him. We give him two days max to stay drug free!

We're sure the tabs in London have snitches set to catch the moment Petey boy takes a hit, snort or injection of anything. And we thank them for that!

We're sure it will be taped too!

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Uma's stalker was just found guilty!

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We mentioned earlier that a bench warrant was issued for Inga Marchand' (aka Foxy Brown) on Monday cuz she failed to show up at court.

According to Inga's lawyer, Laura Dilimetin, it was all a misunderstanding and the warrant has been recalled.

Apparently, the lawyer had the case delayed ’til May 8th, but for some reason court officials didn't change the date in the official calendar.

When the court realized the mistake, the judge reportedly withdrew the bench warrant.

Inga's lawyer assured the media that we'll see the rapper in court on Thursday in Florida, where she's facing charges on another incident.

It's hard to keep up with the Fox!

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Anthony Klaseus, the father that accidentally shot and killed his 9-year-old son he mistook for a turkey while hunting, was charged with second degree manslaughter, reckless discharge of a firearm, trespassing, and hunting turkeys without a license on Monday.

Authorities found alcohol and marijuana in the dad's system.

Idiot!!!!!!

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Foxy Brown just loves getting in trouble!

Judge John Walsh has just issued a bench warrant for Inga Marchand's arrest (that's her real name) after she failed to appear in court Monday on charges of hitting a neighbor with her BlackBerry phone last year.

Brown was late to court this morning and even more embarrassing, her attorney didn't even know where she was.

Poor Inga.

She's also due in court this Thursday down in Florida for the assault case that took place in a beauty salon.

Seems like someone needs some anger management classes.

Let's keep Naomi Campbell and Foxy away from each other!

At least Foxy's putting her frequent flyer miles to good use, what with trials in Florida AND New York.

You think she's flying first class or coach???

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Dennis 'Woman Beater' Rodman checked in to a Florida rehab facility Monday morning.

About time!

Rodman allegedly promised to head to rehab after he was arrested in LA last week for beating on his girlfriend.

We hope this isn't a PR thing and that he really wants to get help.

He obviously needs it!

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Bad news for R. Kelly!

As the singer's child molestation trial continues…

A new witness is set to come forward and provide some damning testimony against the pervy R&B star!

A woman is claming to have had a 3some with Kelly and the young teenager - believed to be 13 or 14 - who he videotaped himself having sex with.

As part of the case, prosecutors claim to have identified the girl in the videotape. This alleged victim is now in her 20s. Kelly’s lawyers plan to argue — and the alleged victim will reportedly testify — that she is not the girl in the tape.

But the prosecution’s new witness could undermine that defense, since she will identify the girl, sources with knowledge of the matter told the Chicago Sun-Times. In addition, the witness is expected to say the girl was underage at the time of their encounter.

If he's guilty, which it sure SEEMS he is, then R. Kelly needs to be locked up for a nice long while.

Child molester!

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We hope this isn't the beginning of a new trend!

The woman pictured above is Angelina Sanchez of Phoenix, AZ.

She's 6 months pregnant.

She was charged in the Mesa-Tempe area of Arizona with two counts of aggravated assault, DUI, hit and run, possession of a stolen vehicle AND felony flight early Friday morning!

WTF is going on with the preggers ladies this week????

That idiot above and that drunk whore from Florida!

Police said Sanchez was seen driving a stolen vehicle and when they attempted to stop her, she bolted, did an illegal U-turn and hit some undercover cops!

Once she was arrested, the cops took her to a local area hospital for evaluation. Police say she showed signs of drug impairment.

Sad!

She better get some help before her baby's born!

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We don't get it.

The UK media is reporting that Pete Doperty is gonna go free on Tuesday.

Upon his release, he'll have served just 29 days of the 98 sentenced.

Even more disturbing, Dopehead was supposedly shooting up behind bars!!!!!!!

What kind of message is the British justice system sending?!

A 'friend' of Doperty's reveals, “He’s planning to go straight to play a gig — and then get smashed. He wants no business appointments for three days — so he can really go for it.”

Disturbing.

If what the 'friend' says is true, Dopey learned nothing in lock up.

The taxpayer money that was used on Dopehead's brief stay was a waste!

The people should make his sorry ass pay it back!

We're getting our Crackhead Pete obituary ready to post.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Joe Francis has gotten a lucky break.

A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge has cleared Francis of his sex charges.

The judge has just dismissed the sexual battery charge against Francis, since no one could find the alleged victim.

According to Francis's attorney, there was never enough sufficient evidence to even have a court case.

Joe apparently didn't even know the girl and had never met her. At least not while sober when he could remember.

In a recent statement, Francis said, "This was just yet another false allegation against me in the past year. Every single time a case like this gets levied against me, it has been proven false. I have never lost a case, criminally or civilly. I feel this may finally bring an end to these frivolous allegations."

One lawsuit down. So many more to go!

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