Archive for the 'Legal Matters' Category

What is it about fame and fortune that makes people wanna break the law??

Eagles' star Jason Peters has been arrested for allegedly DRAG RACING and then trying to evade cops! What in the hell is going through sports stars' minds??

Do you remember the '90s sitcom Parker Lewis Can't Lose?

Well, it turns out he CAN — Corin Nemec is now suing some filmmakers because he feels they're responsible for the boating accident that shattered his leg! The injuries are pret-ty awful, and the ramifications are apparently permanent!

Chad Johnson REALLY doesn't want to go to jail!!

After a celebratory spanking ended up costing him a plea deal, the former footballer was sentenced to 30 days behind bars by a VERY angry judge! But now he's asking her to reconsider her hasty ruling!

Oh no!!!

Adam “Pacman” Jones pled Not Guilty on Tuesday to allegedly punching a woman in the face, because (according to Pac) it was just self-defense.

The Cincinnati Bengals cornerback was at a nightclub last week, when a woman threw a drink at him.

According to the police report, she only had minor injuries, which is good news for Pacman.

Following the incident, he was quick to state his case, tweeting:

There's nothing like giving a teammate a little tap on the tush to tell them they've done a good job!

But when Chad Johnson got a little too frisky with his lawyer in court, it ended up costing him BIG time!!

As we previously mentioned, the former footballer was in court yesterday following up on domestic violence arrest from last year, and apparently he was VERY close to striking up a plea deal that would have let him walk free. But that quickly changed when Chad decided to congratulate his lawyer on a job well done with a little pat on the booty!

Ch-ch-check out the spank heard ’round the world (above)!

Chad drew a light chuckle from the crowd with his actions, but his celebration may have come a little to soon as the judge was NOT laughing!

Not only did she scold him for not taking things seriously, but she ended up throwing out the plea deal and sentenced him to 30 days in jail! YIKES!!!

Like we said, a spanking is a great way to congratulate a fellow athlete, but unfortunately for Mr. Ochocinco he was in a courthouse and NOT a football field!

Finally!!!

Kobe Bryant has been in a bitter legal battle with his mom Pamela Bryant for trying to sell his personal memorabilia, but it’s all over now!

The conclusion they came to was actually pretty inneresting. Kobe’s parents have to write him an “I’m Sorry” letter, and then they can sell six things that will likely fetch around $500,000.

The remorseful parents also released a public statement, which reads:

It looks like Chad Johnson will be wearing a new jersey soon, but not for a football team!

The former wide receiver was cuffed and sentenced to 30 days in prison today after he was arrested last month for his domestic violence case against his ex-wife Evelyn Lozada!

Chad was apparently VERY close to getting a little slap on the wrist and walking free, but that was all thrown out the window after he gave his male lawyer a pat on the behind!