Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
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Yo ho ho, the pirate life for Johnny Depp!
Apparently the part-time cap'n just can't get enough of the seafaring baddies, because he is teaming with his Pirates Of The Caribbean director Gore Verbinski to release a pirate-themed album!
The double CD, entitled Son of Rogue's Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs and Chanteys is a follow-up to a similar project from 2006.
But for this one, they are bringing out the big guns. Which we guess would mean cannons?
Courtney Love is even getting in on the action, doing a duet with R.E.M.'s Michael Stipe!
The only thing not on this album is going to be the galley sink!
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Precious director Lee Daniels' scored a big thumbs up from us by casting Zac Efron to dance around in his underwear in The Paperboy, but it turns out he wanted another one of our favorite people to star as well — Oprah Winfrey!
And if he got his way, she would been MASTURBATING on the big screen for all to see!
The director recently revealed that he originally asked the Big O to play the part of Anita the maid, but after she turned it down, he cast Macy Gray instead.
While it would have been VERY inneresting to see Oprah in the role because it required her to masturbate on the floor during a scene, Daniels admitted the singer was "the right choice after all" and explained:
MMmmmMMM, Zac Efron is sweaty and pulpy!! HA!
Yeah, we know the poster is talking about Zac's new flick The Paperboy, and not about him, specifically…
In fact, we insist ALL future films starring Mr. Efron require him to be nude and sopping wet, THANKS!
We knew something sounded a little off with this!
Thursday, we heard word of Macy Gray cancelling her Connecticut concert at the Foxwoods MGM Theater due to an unforeseen illness.
But according to Macy, it was all a huge misunderstanding. The soulful songbird tells PerezHilton.com:
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Girl must have an EXTREME gambling addiction if it interferes with her professional commitments!!
According to a very good source EXCLUSIVE to PerezHilton.com, minutes before Macy Gray was slated to take the stage with Seal at the Foxwoods MGM theater in Connecticut, she cancelled her set claiming she was too sick to perform…
BUT, the soulful singer was spotted by various members of the audience
Yep, you read that headline correctly!!
According to co-star Macy Gray, he was half-naked "half the time." But don't let that fool you into thinking he hasn't transcended past that golden gate of serious film!
Quite the contrary!!
The Paperboy is legit. Helmed by Lee Daniels, the Southern melodrama is one of the Cannes competition films this year!!
So what does Zefron do?? He plays