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Macy Gray sure has a knack for love songs. You remember her 1999 hit I Try, don't you?
But now, she's really changing the game! Instead of crooning over a guy who doesn't reciprocate her feelings, the 47-year-old is singing praises to her vibrator… literally!
Her newest single, B.O.B., AKA "battery-operated-boyfriend," tells the story of a woman in the perfect relationship, because her B.O.B. is "not complicated," as opposed to human men, we're assuming!
In the song, Macy sings "He can go all night, dark until the light/And we stop when I want to," complimenting her vibrator's attention to her needs. LOL!
But the catchy tune is more than just s spoof sex song. The R&B artist wants her single to let women know it's okay to openly talk about their sexuality, saying:
"Guys can just talk about their penises and whatever. Girls always have to be so ladylike about it. I hope girls can start talking…and just say the crudest stuff."
Good point, girl!
And even though the song's subject seems slightly silly, Macy hopes that doesn't detract from people enjoying the track:
"It's going to be so hard to take it seriously, huh? I just hope people take it seriously enough as music. That was always the thing I'm worried about. I hope people listen to it and just love the song."
We understand why she's concerned. The video follows an adorably animated vibrator strutting around the bedroom and office to the bubbly beat of the jazzy tune.
But, it's the perfect balance of cute and crude, and we totally LOVES it! Ch-ch-check out the video (below), but be warned! It's probably NSFW!
Some people wear their gowns on the red carpet and call it a day; others use their garb to send a message to the world at large!
We're of the opinion that it's not a good look to do album promo at such a classy event, but Her Madgesty wasn't the first!
We wouldn't be doing our job if we didn't ask…
Who Promoted Her Album Better???
Total Votes: 2,974
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Yo ho ho, the pirate life for Johnny Depp!
Apparently the part-time cap'n just can't get enough of the seafaring baddies, because he is teaming with his Pirates Of The Caribbean director Gore Verbinski to release a pirate-themed album!
The double CD, entitled Son of Rogue's Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs and Chanteys is a follow-up to a similar project from 2006.
But for this one, they are bringing out the big guns. Which we guess would mean cannons?
Courtney Love is even getting in on the action, doing a duet with R.E.M.'s Michael Stipe!
The only thing not on this album is going to be the galley sink!
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Precious director Lee Daniels' scored a big thumbs up from us by casting Zac Efron to dance around in his underwear in The Paperboy, but it turns out he wanted another one of our favorite people to star as well — Oprah Winfrey!
And if he got his way, she would been MASTURBATING on the big screen for all to see!
The director recently revealed that he originally asked the Big O to play the part of Anita the maid, but after she turned it down, he cast Macy Gray instead.
While it would have been VERY inneresting to see Oprah in the role because it required her to masturbate on the floor during a scene, Daniels admitted the singer was "the right choice after all" and explained:
MMmmmMMM, Zac Efron is sweaty and pulpy!! HA!
Yeah, we know the poster is talking about Zac's new flick The Paperboy, and not about him, specifically…
In fact, we insist ALL future films starring Mr. Efron require him to be nude and sopping wet, THANKS!
We knew something sounded a little off with this!
Thursday, we heard word of Macy Gray cancelling her Connecticut concert at the Foxwoods MGM Theater due to an unforeseen illness.
But according to Macy, it was all a huge misunderstanding. The soulful songbird tells PerezHilton.com:
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Girl must have an EXTREME gambling addiction if it interferes with her professional commitments!!
According to a very good source EXCLUSIVE to PerezHilton.com, minutes before Macy Gray was slated to take the stage with Seal at the Foxwoods MGM theater in Connecticut, she cancelled her set claiming she was too sick to perform…
BUT, the soulful singer was spotted by various members of the audience