This is not OK.
In fact, every single woman featured is characterized almost entirely by her looks!
The Promiscuous singer walked the green carpet at the Mandalay Bay Resort in Las Vegas wearing a shimmery Pavoni dress and Brian Atwood pumps that matched the venue perfectly.
To top off her sparkling look, Nelly went for a vintage 50s 'do.
Nelly may not make too many red carpet appearances, but when she does, she definitely knows how to shine!
[Image via WENN.]
Pinch us, because we're totes dreaming!
What's better than Ryan Lochte's cameo appearance on tonight's episode of 90210?!?
Absolutely nothing in the world!!!
Carmen plays Vesta, a Dita Von Teese disciple who, in additional to flaunting her sizable chest-ah, teaches Jessica Stroup how to work it on a burlesque stage!
In the stills we've seen (below), Nelly appears to play herself. Please, please, PLEASE let her rock out a few jams on the Peach Pit stage!!!
[Image via The CW.]
We are SO excited to be in NYC for our role in the off-Broadway musical, NEWSical, but do you know what makes being in the Big Apple that much sweeter?
Being able to have a kiki with Wendy Williams!
Check out the special sit-down in the video (above)!!!
How YOU doin’?!
We had such a great time!!! And what made it even better? Our friend Nelly Furtado (below) was the musical guest! LOVE!
Nelly Furtado wants to meet us in the Parking Lot!
Oh, and I guess everyone else, too. If they want to. Or you could let it just be us and Nelly Furtado! No? Fine. Ha!
The music superstar went all awesome on us and released a brand new music video that will knock your shoes off! Or at least your padded shoe soles.
Every time we forget how amazing this lady can sing, and how deep her lyrics are, she gives us a hell of a reminder, and we're thankful every time. We'll even tell it to her: THANK YOU, NELLY!!!
Ch-ch-check it out (above) !
Nelly Furtado is BACK!
The playfully promiscuous Canadian charmer is soooo close to releasing Spirit Indesctructible — aka her first studio album in six years — that we can feel in our SOUL.
Or maybe it's our groins. Those two regions are close together and it's occasionally confusing!
Ch-Ch-Check out Nelly's perfectly pleasant new single Parking Lot but keep a few boxes of Kleenex handy just in case your uncontrollable double eargasms make your headphones all sticky!
We missed you so much, Nells-Bells!
Don't you ever take another long hiatus again!
Climb every mountain, Nelly! Ford every stream with that fiery, indestructible spirit of yours! Follow that inspirational rainbow! And may we all find our dreams!
Dance with Nelly in the sunset-soaked sand, and sing with her atop a mountain (above)!
Our spirits have already become reinforced from this mystical, musical tale of soul-strengh, and we cannot wait till her FULL Spirit Indestructable album unleashes its power September!