Left: Natalie Portman on her way to a Beverly Hills Halloween party on Friday. Right: Orlando Bloom handing out treats to kids in a Beverly Hills neighborhood.

Nat is always a class act.

At least she didn't ho it up like most other HOllywood ladies!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Say what?

The UK's Daily Mirror is reporting that skinny minnie Keira Knightley and dreamy Orlando Bloom will star in the flick The Fever Returns, an updated version of a the 70's classic, Saturday Night Fever.

We sure hope they made this story up - cuz this idea sucks!

The new movie will be set in England, not in the NYC like the original.

Does this mean we'll get some new Bee Gees tunes?

Hope so!

But, please, if you must make this film - no John Travolta cameo!

[Images via WENN.]

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Something natural's not going up in there!

Orly Bloom attended the launchparty for the new Trump Hotel & Tower Duba, held in Beverly Hills on Saturday night.

Did they pay him to attend???

But, more importantly, what is going on with his hair????

We don't mind that it's shorter - like that, actually - but it seems like he got his hair relaxed. And it doesn't look good!

[Images by Adriana M. Barraza via WENN.]

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So butch. So sexy.

So….dangerous!

Orlando Bloom was spotted riding around his BMW R1200 GS Adventure motorcycle in NYC on Tuesday.

Thankfully, he's wearing his helmet.

Unfortunately, Orly was spotted outside the apartment of his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr.

Sigh.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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It looks like the family of Victoria's Secret model, Miranda Kerr, is quick to talk to the media, at least in her defense.

Reports have been circulating non-stop that little known Kerr and her hottie boyfriend, Orlando Bloom, have broken up.

Her brother and mother, who are currently living in her New York home, are fighting back and stating that the two "have never been closer."

They are "frustrated and upset" to read the lies they say that they say were started by In Touch Weekly.

The reports are that Kerr and Bloom split and Kerr was then spotted with at two NYC clubs making out with oil heir Greasy Brandon Davis.

Kerr's brother, Matthew, says, "We were just out with a few other friends from Australia having a good time and we bumped into Brandon while we were at 10ak. They have been friends for a while and we just said hi, chatted for a bit and that was it. There definitely wasn't any kissing - nothing could be further from the truth."

Kerr's mother adds, "I realise there is an interest in people who are in the spotlight, but I just can't believe how far from the truth it gets. Miranda and Orlando have never been closer and are happier right now more so than ever. He's meeting her in Paris next week."

Forget the family, we want to hear what Orlando has to say!

[Image via WENN.]

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Talk about a DOWNGRADE!

InTouch Weekly reports that Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and super hot actor Orlando Bloom are over.

And, to make something shittier even more craptastic, the Oz catwalker has rebounded into the arms of her former flame, Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis!

Grossness.

This past Saturday, Greasy Bear and Miranda were spotting locking lips at two New York City clubs.

An eye witless says they were "full on making out" at 1Oak.

Orlando's ex was also spotted kissing Greasy at Beatrice Inn later that night.

"They didn't seem to care who saw," the witness reveals.

Miranda's rep denies the breakup with Orlando, yet the model was overheard telling Brandon about the split.

Davis recently called it quits himself with another Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi.

An insider says, "Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando. He's her rebound guy."

How does Greasy pull the chicks?

What doe$ he have that's so appealing to them?

[Image via WENN.]

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The new issue of OK magazine claims that the relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom has turned from friendly to "more than just friends."

We call bullshit, but…

It'd be nice for that old spinster to finally find love again!

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Spotted: Orlando Bloom and his new girlfriend, model Miranda Kerr, vacationing together at the Viceroy in Palm Springs this week.

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Orlando Bloom stopped to fill up on gas and get a kiss kiss from Australian model and girlfriend Miranda Kerr.

The pair have been dating for several months now.

Oh, Orli!

Who you gotta be a modelizer????

[Image via CAD Fame Pictures.]

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