The UK's News of the World always delivers good celebutrash!

One of their people caught admitted tattoo junkie Peaches Geldof romping topless on a South American beach and showing off her 20 tattoos!

Aw, Peaches! There you go making daddy, Sir Bob Geldof, proud again!

Click here to see all their pix!

A fellow beachgoer reported, “Peaches was leaping around, obviously aware everyone was looking. And there was plenty to see. People were stunned by the number of tattoos. You often see her in the papers but you’d never imagine she has all those underneath.”

The most notable tat is the one of a daisy chain that goes from her boob to her knee. She's also sporting David Beckham-esque angel wings complete with bow and ribbons on her neck.

We can smell 'stunt' all the way here, queen of celebuspawn brats!

We get it!

You're divorced and you're free!

[Image via www.XposurePhotos.com/Ramey Pix.]

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The least surprising news of the day!

On Saturday, rock spawn Peaches Geldof and Chester French musician Max Drummey are getting divorced.

The pair issued the following statement about their separation through a mouthpiece:

"After much soul-searching we have made the mutual decision to end our marriage and have agreed to go our separate ways. Our parting is amicable and both of us still respect and care about each other immensely. There were no other people involved in this decision and we both look forward to a future as good friends.”

Unfortunately for the NYC and Max, Peaches plans to continue on with splitting her time between the Big Apple and London.

Who didn't think their less than a year old marriage was a joke from day one?!

Shocked that it even lasted this long!

P.S. She probably just married him for her green card!

[Images via WENN.]

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“I wouldn’t get married in Vegas. I have a touch of class, thank you. I feel sorry for Peaches. I feel like it was such an attention thing.”

- Newly engaged Kelly Osbourne on the quickie Vegas wedding of Britlebutard Peaches Geldof

[Image via WENN.]

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The new Tragic Kingdom is being presided over by rock 'philanthropist' Bob Geldof!

Sir Bob's other daughter, 18-year old Pixie, attended the British Fashion Awards on Tuesday in a horrific get up.

Mesh steel booby covers and lucite heels?

And, what yeti did she skin for that jacket.

Attention seeking much?

Is little Pixie on the same eff up road as her older sister, Peaches?

Looks that way to us!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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What's up with the headband brigade's hate for Posh?

Head bound Mushy Fartono isn't the only person who has nasty things to say about Vicky B.'s fashion sense.

Celebutwat spawn Peaches Geldof has echoed the same sentiments.

Here's what the alleged cokehead/child bride had to say about Posh in Nylon:

Most people who know me know I don’t follow fashion. I mean, I just dyed the tips of my hair blue for God’s sake. I hate stars who look totally overstyled, like Victoria Beckham; give me Courtney Love, with her babydoll nighties and ripped fishnet tights, any day. For me, fashion is about pushing boundaries. Vivienne Westwood once told me that people who aren’t creative or have no love for art don’t dress up, I asked her why people should and she replied simply, “Because it’s fun.”

What do you guys think?

Victoria Beckham or Peaches' fashion plate Courtney Love?

We pick Posh!

[Celebuspawn image via WENN. Posh image via Matrix Photos.]

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On Sunday, the UK media was reporting that trashtastic celebuspawn Peaches Geldof was about to start divorce proceedings after only being married to Chester French music man, Max Drummey, for three months.

Now, Peaches' mouthpiece is saying there's NO divorce. Peaches has admitted that there are marriage problems and things may have been said 'in the heat of the moment'.

To us, Peaches' pops, Sir Bob Geldof, is right!

His little brat appears to be displaying erratic behavior.

When contacted by the UK press, Sir Bob apparently had no comment.

Doesn't lots of cocaine use make people erratic???

[Image via WENN.]

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Celebuspawn Peaches Geldof told us that divorce was in her future, but we didn't expect it to happen so quickly!

The UK's News of the World reports that 'drug user' Peaches will return to England this coming week to meet with her lawyers about divorce proceedings.

After only three months of marriage she reportedly told her friends, “It’s OVER. I just don’t FANCY him any more.”

Loves the spoiled, childish reasoning!

The tabloid recounts that the first cracks in Max and Peaches’ love affair were on display at their last public appearance together.

Last month, Peaches "launched a tirade against her hubby on stage at his band’s gig in New York" and upset the Chester French musician so badly that he ran off to the side and cried on his mommy's shoulder.

Ha!

The insider revealed, “Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.”

Max hoped Peaches would give things another try, but Peaches has 'used' him for what she needed and can't be bothered with him anymore.

Recall y'all that Peaches hooked up with Max just after her alleged overdose. Says the tab's snitch, “Her drug use had been exposed in public and she wanted a new life. She saw Max and New York as her way to escape.”

And how does her rock and roll dad, Bob Geldof, feel about Peaches' latest thing? Says the 'friend', "Her father is relieved that she is not unhappy in a relationship anymore, but is still very concerned about her alarming (erratic) behaviour.”

Don't worry, Max!

You're better off without that trashtastic celeburat!

Karma will catch up with Peaches one of these days!

[Images via WENN.]

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Peaches Geldof is telling it like it is!

The 19-year old newlywed admits in a new interview that her quickie marriage to Max Drummey is destined for divorce and she's not phased by it.

It's the way things are these days she said:

“You can’t ignore divorce rates. Every friend of mine has parents who are divorced. I didn’t go into it with Max thinking, ‘This is going to last forever. But I did go into it thinking, ‘I love him right now and I know that I will continue to love him for a long while.”

Who didn't think their union would end up in divorce court?!

We just can't believe how idiotic Harvard-educated Max was, jumping into this marriage.

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It looks like there's peace (for now) in the Geldof household.

As y'all know, Peaches Geldof suddenly married Chester French musician Max Drummey in a quickie Vegas ceremony two weeks ago (after only 4 weeks of dating).

Naturally, the eloping totally pissed of daddy Geldof, Sir Bob.

However, according to the UK's Daily Mail, Sir Bob has performed an about face and has now given his blessing to Peaches' marriage.

The Geldofs have reportedly spent an uneasy week together on holiday in Majorca, Spain, with Bob repeatedly quizzing Peaches about her marriage. But all is good now!

An insider told the paper:

"Bob is incredibly protective of his daughters and only wants the best for them. What she needs now is support and not be isolated. Thankfully she has that from her sister and father. She doesn’t need people telling her that what she has done is wrong. The wedding is for real and he understands that now that Peaches has had a chance to explain properly."

When the marriage falls apart Sir Bob should hold his tongue and refrain from saying "I told you so".

Kids hate that!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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