This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Upper East Siders Brooklynites…
Well…the band is actually named Mother and they hail from Williamsburg, Brooklyn!
Their funky pop electronica sound is displayed in the (above) song Easy—and it's something we can totally get into.
Although we know very little about this newly formed entity, with Penn fronting, they may have a shot at making it!
What do U think of Dan Humphrey's new sound?!
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Who is this mystery girl?!?
The 27-year-old and the lovely lady strolled the East Village, chatting and laughing.
We smell some romance!
We wonder what his new babe thinks of his unusual facial hair though - a thick black beard with a light dusting of lip hair!
He hasn’t rocked that look since he started on his upcoming movie Cymbeline with Dakota Johnson!
We like the whiskers and we like to see you back in love, Penn!
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Shirtless? Penn Badgley? Pictures?
Why, those happen to be three of our favorite things! LOLz!!
Penn was seen lounging about with some very hipster-looking friends in Echo Park in El Lay. Clearly enjoying the sunshine, Penn was shirtless and nonchalantly flaunting his HAWT bod.
We guess Dan Humphrey has been working out a lot, seeing as he no longer needs to be Gossip Girl!
Lucky lucky boy!
Though we did notice Zoe Kravitz is missing from this scene, maybe that reconciliation was just a hoax?
Well, that or Penn was enjoying a boys day out at the park!!
Either way, we just ask that you continue to do things shirtless.
We LOVE it!!
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We guess that source was right!
The two have clearly reconciled since their June split, as they were both spotted getting their PDA on in Rome over the weekend.
Not only did they neck-nuzzle at a cafe (above), the lovers were also caught cuddling during their stroll along the streets.
That's a lot of public XOXO-in for this to be just a fling! These two are definitely back on all right — so hot!!
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Hmmm, Fifty Shades of Grey mixed with death might be a little too kinky even for us!
But it seems Dakota Johnson can handle both like a pro as she's getting her fill of disaster on the set of Cymbeline.
Even though she got to enjoy a more physically inneresting day on set recently, she's now going to the dark side with Penn Badgley (above). At least she can thank her lucky stars she has him to hold on to!
And it seems she'll want to grip on tightly for some protection because their costar Ethan Hawke was looking worse for the wear while filming with Ed Harris (below). And not to mention, there were quite a few dead bodies scattered about!
But then again, perhaps this is just all part of her freaky sex games training for Fifty Shades of Grey??
Who isn't turned on after fighting for their life?!
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Okay, okay, we see why Dakota Johnson was cast as Anastasia Steele in Fifty Shades of Grey!
Gurlfriend is allll ready to get going on her new flick so much so that it might be seeping into her current project!
We know the two have been hard at work in Brooklyn, but this lip lock hardly looks like work to us! Sure, Dakota and Penn are strictly acting, but that's a pretty good gig if you can get it.
No wonder she wants to be Anastasia next!
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Yup, we mean literally dirty!
We're sure you were hoping to see some handcuffing or blindfolding going on between Penn Badgley and Dakota Johnson, but you're going to have to wait to see her in Fifty Shades of Grey to catch her really durrrrty side!
But the costars did bring some dirt to the set of Cymbeline while they were caught filming in Brooklyn.
And not only that, but Dakota also brought quite a different look!
Our future Anastasia Steele was spotted with a short brunette hairstyle that we're pretty sure is just a wig. But boy are we happy to see what a chameleon she can be on set!
Fear not, Perezcious readers, she might not have been who you pictured as Anastasia, but clearly she can become anyone…perhaps even Anastasia!
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