Pete Doherty isn't as famous as he thinks he is!

"I wanted to see Lily Allen play the other week," Doherty grumbled. "But her label EMI got in touch and said, 'We don't want you there because [ex-girlfriend] Kate Moss will be there and it will take attention away from Lily. Can you not go?'"

Being denied from a Lily Allen show?

Major snub!

That's almost as bad as being turned away from a Jessica Simpson show!

Doperty proved Allen's label right, going on to tell reporters, “I don’t know. I think I would have been courteous enough… Then I’d probably have head-butted her new boyfriend, put her over my shoulder and run off… Really and truly, I miss her.”

Exactly why they didn't want you there, Petey!

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Small improvement!

The 2009 Shockwaves NME Awards where held yesterday at the Brixton Academy in London. Pete Doherty made an appearance and he looked somewhat presentable. Somewhat.

Then again, when you usually look like THIS, anything is an improvement!

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Pete Doherty is coming out with a solo album!

This shiz has D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R written all over it.

CLICK HERE to watch his new homolicious solo music video.

Check out the guy on guy smooch at the end!

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It's no surprise that Pete Doherty lives in absolute squalor.

The 9 bedroom house he's been renting since his break up with Kate Moss near Marlborough, Wilts, is apparently covered in graffiti, trash, and stray cats.

What does surprise us is that someone might expect otherwise from Doperty or has taken so long to finally evict him, let alone rent a house to him.

Rent collector Earl of Cardigan said, "We’ve had a few problems. It’s high time Mr Doherty found somewhere else to live."

We're thinking a nice gutter or cardboard box would suit Doperty quite nicely!

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Peter Pete Doherty is in need of some more crack money!

The "musician" is actually planning to release a solo debut album this year.

The Babyshambles trainwreck will be releasing his album on March 24th in the U.S. And according to his label, the first single is some song called Last of the English Roses.

Can he even come to America????

Surely the U.S. won't let the arrest-prone junkie into the country! Will they???

As for the album, Grace/Wasteland, was recorded last year with producer Stephen Street, who's worked with Blur, Cranberries, and The Smiths. He also worked with Babyshambles back in 2007.

Enablers!

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Amy Winehouse wants to move to St. Lucia, and now Pete Doherty wants to go terrorize Paris, France.

Doperty has been in the city for a couple of months and according to a pal, "Pete is not bothered by people in Paris and finds it creative and romantic."

"Not bothered by the people?" We're sure the people are bothered by him!

But England can't breathe a sigh of relief just yet, because Petey is going to keep his home there for when he returns.

Or when Paris kicks him out.

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It comes as no surprise that Pete Doherty flaked out on a trio of solo shows in London, naming an "arm injury" as the cause.

Perhaps they meant "arm ARTERY injury."

Yeah, it seems more likely that Pete Druggity was just too cracked out to play.

The shows have been rescheduled for January 8th, 9th, and 10th.

Couldn't they have come up with something more creative? "Exhaustion" or "mercury poisoning" maybe?

Fans don't appreciate that shiz!

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Thursday night, 29-year old Pete Doherty showed off his new 18-year old girlfriend in London.

Looks like his new lady friend has been quite inspired by Amy Winehouse/Kate Moss, don't you think?

It also appears that she's hearting the attention that comes with being the lady love of Dopey.

What do you think of her piercing?

We think it's one of the most revolting things we've seen lately!

They're made for each other!

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For once, Pete Doherty is not the one making negative headlines!

The crackhead's bandmate, Babyshambles guitarist Mick Whitnall, was arrested in London on Sunday on suspicion of drug possession.

What'd he have on him????

Crack cocaine!

He was probably just dropping it off to Petey!

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