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They're At It Again!!!!

Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse have made ANOTHER video, just uploaded to his YouTube page.

And this one is even crazier and more cracked out!

Click here to check it out!

Animal services needs to go to Doherty's house right now and confiscate all those poor little creatures!!!!!

You can still see the soot on Pete and Amy's hands from the crack pipe.

So gross!

So wrong!

P.S. Wino sends a message to her beloved, Blake incarcerated.

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THIS Is What The Crackheads Do Together!

Pete Doherty recorded a video while hanging out with BFF Amy Winehouse and he just uploaded it to his YouTube page.

It is soooo disturbing!

You can tell by the way the camera lingers over her body - she's just wearing a bra and short shorts - that these two crackheads are more than just friends!

And, we're seriously concerned for the well-being of those animals they are "playing" with.

Their family needs to keep Wino and Doperty apart!

Click here to watch the super creepy video of the two drug addicts.

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The Picture Of Sobriety

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Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty spend another crack-filled evening together in London on Wednesday.

They better not make this a habit. Ha!

We're sure these two are just talking about music and painting each other's toenails. Nice wholesome fun, right?

P.S. Your fly is open, dumb dumb!

[Image via Abaca USA.]

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Crack and Smack

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Pete Doherty played his first post-prison gig in London on Tuesday night at the Kentish Town Forum.

His good friend Amy Winehouse was at the gig to show some 'support'!

Ahh, reunited…and it feels so good!

After the gig, Doperty and his crew headed to Amy's for some afterhours 'fun.'

Wonder where they got their party favors?

You know the popo are watching their regular drug dealers with eagle eyes!

[Image via WENN.]

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Bullshit Stinks

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Since his release from jail on Tuesday, Pete Doherty has vowed to make an effort to stay drug free.

Doperty told the British media, "I'm going to try to keep it together."

Doesn't sound very determined to us. Using the word 'try' is not very convincing!

Dopehead called life in lock up 'hard' and now that he's free he 'doesn't want to think about it too much'.

Maybe he SHOULD think about it too much!

If he should reach for a crackpipe again, we hope the images of prison come flooding back to him so he DOESN'T take a hit.

Crackhead!

[Image via WENN.]

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Dopehead Out Of Jail - And Drug Free!

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Pete Doherty walked out of Wormwood Scrubs prison in west London early Tuesday morning.

Doperty was waving a certificate that claimed he was drug free at the reporters assembled outside of the prison's gates.

Try not to snicker too loudly!

When asked if he used heroin in the joint, Dopearty responded, "Well, I knew it was going to be a bit rough to start with, with the overcrowding and the medical facilities although they do their best - they are good, they can't really cater for the average junkie…"

So, we'll take that as a yes?

Dopey said he was “buzzing” to be free and, "I feel great — I've walked out and I don't feel like I want to score. I want to go for a nice walk in the park instead.”

We wish we could believe him. We give him two days max to stay drug free!

We're sure the tabs in London have snitches set to catch the moment Petey boy takes a hit, snort or injection of anything. And we thank them for that!

We're sure it will be taped too!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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Dopehead's Going Free

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We don't get it.

The UK media is reporting that Pete Doperty is gonna go free on Tuesday.

Upon his release, he'll have served just 29 days of the 98 sentenced.

Even more disturbing, Dopehead was supposedly shooting up behind bars!!!!!!!

What kind of message is the British justice system sending?!

A 'friend' of Doperty's reveals, “He’s planning to go straight to play a gig — and then get smashed. He wants no business appointments for three days — so he can really go for it.”

Disturbing.

If what the 'friend' says is true, Dopey learned nothing in lock up.

The taxpayer money that was used on Dopehead's brief stay was a waste!

The people should make his sorry ass pay it back!

We're getting our Crackhead Pete obituary ready to post.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Doperty's Studying the Koran

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No joke.

Pete Dohertyis studying the Koran in the slammer.

Dopehead reportedly asked for an English translation of the Islam holy book after he was thrown into isolation.

A friend reports, “I’m surprised how much it has calmed him down as he was very on edge inside. He definitely seems more chilled. He’s lapping it up and really interested in it. I think it’s helping him in there.”

This HAS to be a joke, right????

Hope he learns things from the teachings that will help him lead a clean and sober life on the outside!!

But we hope he's still a mess, just a clean and sober mess!

[Image via WENN.]

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The UK's Finest

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A new UK poll asked people under 25 to vote for their favorite 'hero' and 'heroine'.

Amy Winehouse came in as the Brits' #1 'heroine', beating out Princess Diana.

And, junkie supreme Pete Doherty was ranked as the #2 'hero'.

WTF?????

No, seriously!

Those cheeky Brits surely were kidding and just making a mockery of the vote, right?

Psychologist Donna Dawson told the media that Winehouse may have topped the poll because she "seems to portray a certain sense of vulnerability or having had to fight against some adversity in their lives".

Wonder if asked, would American youth pick junkies, too?

Naw! We'd prefer sluts.

Miley Cyrus would top our list!

[Images via Mavrix Online.]

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