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Since Kate Middleton REFUSES to grace us with her duchess-ly presence, let's talk about Pippa Middleton!
The luckiest sister in the world was spotted milling about in Chelsea on Monday looking demurely trendy in skinnies, tie-neck blouse, and flats, with a Milli Millu tote in hand.
We're not entirely sure what she was up to, but she doesn't look sufficiently busy to us.
Is she ready for aunthood? Shouldn't she be reading some What To Expect When Your Royal Sister Is Expecting-type books?
Or planning and buying decorations for the mummy-to-be's baby shower?
Get on it, Pippa! Don't disappoint us!
[Image via WENN.]
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So flawless we could cry!
Just a day after Pippa Middleton cheered on the horses with Prince William's doppelganger, Kate Middleton arrived with the real deal to the Cheltenham Races on Friday.
The Duchess looked luminous in a dusty peach double-breasted Joseph coat, Lock & Co. pillbox hat, patterned tights, and chocolate brown Stewart Weitzman suede zip-up boots.
We also got a teeny peek at the VERY short dress she was wearing underneath her coat, but that baby bump stayed perfectly hidden.
Alas! We'll have to be patient for another month or two before Kate can't hide it anymore!
Bring on the royal baby hysteria! We're ready for it!
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Pippa, where have you been???
The luckiest sister in the world attended the Cheltenham Races in London on Wednesday afternoon looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in a marigold Katherine Hooker coat and giant fur hat on her head!
Did she steal this ensem from Kate Middleton's closet? Because the Duchess wore a very similar coat and fur hat combo back in 2006.
Watching the horse race with some dude named Tom Kingston who looked like Prince William except with more hair, Pips seemed to be having a jolly good time.
Future hubby? Go for it, girl! He looks like a decent chap.
[Image via WENN.]

Left: Pippa Middleton at the US Open in September. Right: Jayma Mays at PaleyFest on Wednesday night.
Both ladies are wearing the same Paper London colorblock dress almost 6 months apart, but we wanna know…
Who rocked colorblock better???

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Oh, no he did NOT!
Chronic sufferer of foot-in-mouth syndrome Karl Lagerfeld has insulted everything from Pippa Middleton’s face to Adele’s bod, but his latest quip may just take the proverbial cake.
During an interview with France’s Canal Plus, Unkle Karl confessed to host Yann Barthes how he feels about Michelle Obama’s new bangs, saying:
"I don't understand the change of hair … Frankly, the fringe was a bad idea. It's not good."
He then added that she looked like "une speakerine de LCI," which in English means that she looks like a news anchor.
Le gasp!
Although, news anchors are pretty good-looking, so we’re not sure if that’s an insult or not. Maybe it is in France.
Anyway! We know exactly how FLOTUS would respond to this–with an epic eye-roll! Ha!
[Image via Michelle Obama’s Twitter]

Like the trend-making Kate Middleton, Pippa Middleton is also adept at staying ahead of the fashion curve.
The successful author wore emerald green, which has been named the color of the year for 2013, while partying at a VIP dinner at the Brompton Club in London on Thursday night.
Why wait 18 days to wear next year's color next year when you can wear it now? Right?!

Another Pippa Middleton sighting, and we only had to wait a few days!
After strutting about in London last Friday, the world's most famous sister hopped over to the Netherlands on Tuesday to hawk her party-planning book, Celebrate.
See? She has things to do other than just being Kate Middleton's younger sib!
For this occasion, the 29-year-old brunette ditched the sneakers for a much more polished look, wearing a