"Why do one slit when you can do TWO!? #MMVAs"
– Kendall Jenner on her daring double slits at the MuchMusic Video Awards!
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"It doesn't mean anything. I'd rather be The Rolling Stones."
- Iggy Azalea on how she feels about making history like The Beatles on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart.
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"Everyone was freaked out because I'm nude, but in real life, when I have sex, I'm naked. I don't have a bra on, and I don't usually have panties on. So let's make a real movie!"
- Shailene Woodley on her upcoming sex scene in White Bird In A Blizzard.
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"I want to thank everybody on earth, except Donald Sterling."
- Justin Timberlake wins top honor of Top Artist at the Billboard Music Awards, dings Clippers owner
"I was taking a piss at V Festival and one of the actors from Game of Thrones came and took a piss next to me and I was like, 'this is awesome!' So then we hung out for the night. And then I was in New York in a hotel and I was taking a piss and one of the actors from Game of Thrones, another one, came up and took one. So, basically, whenever I urinate, I meet actors and get starstruck."
- Ed Sheeran admits to getting starstruck with his pants down Wango Tango red carpet.
"Life is like an elevator ride with Beyonce's sister."
- David Letterman talking about Jay Z and Solange's epic elevator brawl at CBS Upfronts.
"I'm done with mugshots, and I'm ready for an Oscar."
- Lindsay Lohan revealing what her Real Housewives tagline would be on last night's Watch What Happens Live!