"Yeah, I’m definitely thinking about it because I want to show my fans and people that I can sing live and it’s really me. I saw some comments on YouTube saying “That’s not her voice” and “She sounds way too old.” It upset me so I want to show people that it is my voice and it is me."

- Aspiring singer Aliana Lohan, on her plans to go out on tour

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"I am completely uneducated. Not going to university did give me an incredible driving force because it leaves you with a slight chip on your shoulder. It makes me feel I am going to read absolutely everything so I can prove I am not stupid."

- Keira Knightley tells the new issue of the U.K.'s Tattler magazine

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"No-strings relationships have helped cure me of love addiction. All my life I've been in long-term monogamous relationships. I had to break that pattern by not allowing myself to have a relationship for a year, stopping myself from committing to men. I haven't been celibate. I've had lots of dates and lots of sex, but I haven't been pushing to turn a date into a relationship. This has been a huge thing for me."

- Alanis Morissette, on how she got over her split from Ryan Reynolds

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"[Samantha Ronson] She's not a particularly good DJ. When you see her DJ, she really looks asleep at the wheel. She'll smoke cigarettes and just click through songs on her laptop. She's like the friends with a bunch of records that you had come over when you had house parties in your parents' basement. The more drunk or high you get, the better she sounds. When you book Samantha Ronson for a party, you're not booking her because she's a great DJ."

- Us Weekly's Ian Drew tells ABC News

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"I'm going to give you the scoop and I'm going to let people quote your interview. Celebrities read everything. They are their own biggest stalkers; they know every single gossip site, and every single post as it goes up. They act like they don't-but they all do. Celebrities, by that estimation . . . do terrible research because all they ever do is read that without anything else to give them perspective. They're such bad researchers and their science is such shit that they sit in front of a computer for one hour every morning and read one control group. If it were a scientific experiment, it would be the equivalent of only researching what this pill does to pregnant women. There are people walking around all day having only informed themselves by reading blogs that begin with, "Bitch probably." If you're reading a blog that says, "Bitch probably uses a rake as a comb," you're probably on that blog. There's so much other information out there to be had. Read some fan mail; read about the people who said they were sick for half of last year and your music got them through it. We are terrible at not reading all the data, so that's how I feel. If you're going to go on that stuff and read it, then you'd better understand that all you're doing is hanging out in one wing of the psych ward. You go, "People really are crazy?" No-visit a different floor. Go hang out in the waiting room for a minute and talk to some normal people. It's just as much my responsibility to keep my head out of that, but I read it and I accept it. I also know I can walk outside and somebody will say, "I love your record and you got me through some really tough times." I love meet and greets more than ever because that's the other side of the data."

- John Mayer, in a new interview, on his self-obsessed ways

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"I haven't even thought about drinking since my mother passed away. Drinking is not the way forward for me at all. Since I was 27 I must have been drunk maybe a dozen-and-a-half times - but when I do, I'm like Bambi. I'm all over the place, hopeless, like a 16-year-old kid. People notice. Now drink doesn't fit into where I want to go. I want to do something useful with my life. Drinking is not synonymous with that. To be honest, I just leave it alone and hope people will, too, but I don't really care. The whole drinking thing with me has been blown out of all proportion anyway."

- The Tudors star Jonathan Rhys Meyers, on sobriety not drinking

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"I'm not as disciplined about it was I once was, but I hope to find my way back as I get older and a little less selfish. I'm ashamed to say that I've just got very lazy about it. I satisfy my vices instead of fighting them. If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking. And I wouldn't be able to curse anymore."

- Katherine Heigl, on being a lapsed Mormon

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"Let's face it - Miley Cyrus is a whore. I do hope that she gets a virus down there so that Lindsay stays away."

- Kathy Griffin told the audience at the Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival

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"I've had some big 'nos,' and they kind of threw me into a tailspin. The first was when I was up for Indiana Jones and Steven Spielberg turned me down. The next came when I was up for Superman and they passed. The latest big 'no' was when I brought Knight Rider back to NBC. They said, 'We love the project, but we don't think we want you starring in it.' And I went, 'Wow.' I'm still part of it because I love NBC and I love the show."

- David Hasselhoff tells Parade

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