"Pay attention to your partner. Don't be selfish. Give—more than you receive. It will pay off in the end."

- Gay porn superstar Michael Lucas tells Bastard Life, on the advice he'd offer those who want to be the best in bed

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"I always took pride in being a little underground — it really is a very unlikely record to cross over. The other songs on the chart are Katy Perry and the Jonas Brothers — then you see Paper Planes and it's cool because there's hope: 'Thank God the future's here.' "

- M.I.A. to Rolling Stone, on the unexpected crossover success of her hit song Paper Planes

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"George Bush is an intellectual compared to her."

- Oliver Stone on Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sara Palin

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"I go to church and people ask me if they can be on Entourage, what’s gonna happen. I go to church to worship, I don’t go to church to talk about it. The stuff that I did with my entourage back in the day is stuff that I’m not proud of and I’m asking forgiveness for; I don’t want things brought up in church, but, if you go to church in Beverly Hills, those kind of things happen. I get scripts, resumes, books - people tried to come up to me with a children’s book before and I wouldn’t take it. They got upset with me. This is church."

- Mark Wahlberg, on praising Jesus

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"I”ll tell you this: I've learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I'm not all about frequency. I favour intensity. There have been some men in my life who have been wickedly sexy and have taught me much about sexual pleasure. There are a few men I should thank, and others I need to forget."

- Halle Berry tells Esquire

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"I’m smart and I know what’s going on. I can laugh at myself; I’m in on the joke. I know what you guys think of me, and I’m going to play into it and make you laugh at the same time."

- Paris Hilton tells the new issue of Nylon

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"I just got back from a 5 show run on the road. Now I'm sitting in my kitchen..on the counter. Eating cool whip. And trying to think of things to do with my free time. Other than talking to my cat and making playlists of sad songs. Sad songs are awesome, by the way."

- Joe Jonas' recently dumped - via phone! - ex-girlfriend, country cutie Taylor Swift, on her official blog

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"I love going out and playing. I’ve never loved playing so much as I do now. I’m just going back to do some dates with my band, then I go off and do six dates completely on my own, and then I go back to Vegas to do a show which is completely different to anything we’ve done before, and then I’m going on the road again with Billy Joel again next year—so that’s the fourth different thing—and then I may go on the road with Ray Cooper again—so that’s the fifth different thing—and then I’ve got an orchestral thing up my sleeve. So that’s six different kinds of shows I can do. And I just really, really, really enjoy it. I suppose it’s because I’m totally happy with my personal life, totally happy travelling. Everything in my life is pretty much the most balanced it’s ever been. I’ve been going to places I’ve never played before—Ukraine, Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan, Abu Dhabi. This year I played my fiftieth state. I’ve got so much energy and so many things on the go. I want to do another Vegas show."

- Our poppa, Sir Elton John, on his touring and what drives him, in the new issue of GQ

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"I really loved my husband's penis. It was really pretty."

- Pink, on her ex - Cary Hart

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