DAYUM!!! Whip it GOOD!
Fifty Shades of Grey may be the book you’re most ashamed to read, but that hasn’t stopped you — or anyone else — from buying it!
In fact, Forbes Magazine estimates the trilogy has brought in $95 million in the last year — just based on sales! — giving E.L. James the gold medal on its top-earning authors list.
No wonder R-Patz may be circling the movie adaptation! Who doesn’t want to get their slice of this juicy S&M pie? LOLz!!!
The Hunger Games writer, Suzanne Collins, James Patterson, Danielle Steel, Stephen King, and Nora Roberts were all among the top ten, and while all those writers KILL it in their novels, often weaving in violence or love stories, no one among them has a Red Room of Pain.
So, what’s the lesson we learn?
Bondage = Benjamins. Lots of them! LOLz!!!
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