
Pippa and her hat might be heading to jail!
Shiz got real for Pippa Middleton - aka sister to the future Queen of England - on Saturday when a parisien joy-ride unintentionally turned into an (almost) drive by shooting!
The driver of the Audi convertible in which Pippa was riding shotgun (pun INTENDED!), pulled out a semi-automatic handgun and pointed it at nearby photographers…and got his picture snapped doing so!
Apparently, Pippa and co. are smiling in the photo and acting like it’s all one big joke, but a witness to the incident did not take the threat so lightly and filed a formal complaint.
And unlike the US, France has extremely strict gun laws which means even if the gun is fake (which a spokesperson claims it was), Pippa could face up to 2 years in jail!
One French officer said:
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Is there such a thing as an AWW meeting an UGH??
Because that's the feeling we just got when we learned of our future husband finding romance in someone else… LOLz! ;)
Prince Harry is reportedly dating blonde bombshell Mollie King AKA The Saturdays pop star!!
Hmm… this explains why the beauty has been seen hanging around all of
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GET-READY!!
The new cast of Real Housewives of New York looks intense!!
We're totally gonna miss Kelly Bensimon's on-camera antics… and how will we ever survive without the turbulent friendship of Bethenny Frankel and Jill Zarin???
BUT, all that being said, let's at least learn about these new queens that we already guessed a while ago…
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Step right up folks! It's the weekly Tabloid cover circus!!
This week in "too-skinny" celebs: Victoria Beckham's scary neck and Taylor Swift's spine bumps!
Apparently, The Obama's marriage is doomed because Michelle Obama is unraveling, and Koutney & Khloe Kardashian are abandoned, desperate women who are drowning their sorrows in sweet alcohol nectar.
Speaking of the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian was supposedly cheating

Wanna hang with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge? Starting today, YOU CAN!
At least if you're in New York City and aren't allergic to wax. To mark the upcoming one year anniversary of their marriage, Madame Tussauds New York has unveiled the royal couple's wax figures.
This isn't a cheap imitation of them either! According to a Tussauds spokesperson, both William and Kate have been actively involved in the $200,000 (each) preparation of their likenesses. In a statement announcing the unveiling, the wax company wrote:
[Image via Madame Tussauds New York.]

NO!!!!!!!!!!
About a week after marrying her long time lover, Prince William, the public began asking the same damn question: is Kate Middleton knocked up yet??
We almost feel bad for the Princess Duchess. (Almost.) Since joining the royal family she has been treated like she is nothing more than a baby oven with legs!
It's possible that Kate is trying to earn some respect before pushing out heirs, because, according to a royal insider:
"Kate is not pregnant or about to make a pregnancy announcement."
Hear that??
She is NOT knocked up -- so leave her alone!
We are just as excited as you are to welcome a blue blooded baby, but until she is pregnant we are just gonna have to wait!
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One would think the royal couple spends their weekends jetting off on extravagant vacations and taking in all the world has to offer…right??
They ARE royalty, after all!
Well, it seems to be quite the contrary!
Prince Harry dishes on his brother, saying:
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