He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
Listen to Tommie Sunshine & Go Freek's Let's Have a Kiki rework (below)!!!
Mr. Sunshine's version has much more of a clubby-trans feel and practically hypnotizes us into a dance frenzy…AFTER THE JUMP!
If you missed this performance, you missed the best thing to ever happen to the world of Glee.
It was divine! Smashing!
It was a kiki!!
Ch-ch-check it ouuuutttt (above)!!!
And what a MAH-VELOUS kiki it was! LOVE! xx
Shangela and the Scissor Sisters must be SO proud!!
YES! YES! YES!
Get ready to be thankful, Gleeks!
Or at least all of you Gleeks who, like us, are ALSO Directioners!
And get this! You DON'T have to wait until Thursday night!
You can give it a listen (above)!
But that's not all that's going down at McKinley High and NYADA this week!
You can ALSO expect the return of Sarah Jessica Parker, as she, Lea Michele, and Chris Colfer belt out an INCREDIBLE mash-up of Let's Have a Kiki by the Scissor Sisters and Turkey Lurkey Time from Promises, Promises; Dianna Agron marching her way back to Lima to duet with Naya Rivera and Heather Morris on The Supremes' Come See About Me; The Warblers ALSO taking on Flo Rida's Whistle; and as we've already posted, Jenna Ushkowitz and New Directions going Gangnam Style; as well as Dianna joining Mark Salling, Harry Shum Jr., Amber Riley, and Cory Monteith to cover Homeward Bound by Simon & Garfunkel mixed with Home by Phillip Phillips…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
On the last night of their electropop tour, the Scissor Sisters made a SHOCKING announcement!!!
The New York band, playing at the Camden Roundhouse, have placed themselves on indefinite hiatus. Which means we have no idea WHEN or IF they're going to ever play with each other EVER AGAIN!!!
Here's what the lead singer Jake Shears said:
Death must have come in the night and kissed us so sweetly, cause only in heaven would we see Sarah Jessica Parker, Lea Michele and Chris Colfer performing the Scissor Sisters' smash summer hit Let's Have A Kiki…
JKJKJK ITS TOTALLY HAPPENING FOR REALSIEZ!
Shut the doors, lower the blinds, ’cause this kiki is about to get a Glee filled injection!!
Lea tweets at Glee star Chris Colfer:
— Lea Michele (@msleamichele) October 18, 2012
If you were living on a remote island somewhere this summer, then let us illuminate you to the Kiki phenomenon. Electrapop band Scissor Sisters created a cheeky tune called Let's Have A Kiki, along with a WONDROUS complimenting dance number, which became the surprise hit of the season!
AND when we created our Glee fantasy playlist for season four, we totally included the catchy tune, ’cause obvioulsly only Lea Michele is the only diva who could do the lovely Ana Matronic, Scissor Sister frontwoman and the Mistress of kikis, any justice.
THIS MUST HAPPEN.
We can just imagine it: Rachel's had a stressful day at NYADA and gets caught in the rain, making her look like a drowned RAT (HA!). She gets on the subway and mother truckers try touching her ass, so the only thing she wants to do upon returning to her unbelievably nice loft apt in Bushwick is have a kiki with her bestie Kurt. Kurt lowers the blinds, shuts the doors tight…
And an ultimate GLEE-KI commences!
Watch a kiki dance instructional video presented by The Scissor Sisters (below)!
[Image via WENN.]
Oooo we're hearing the Sound of the Underground rising up through the floors!!!
One of our FAVE British girly groups, Girls Aloud, has reunited in honor of the band's 10th anniversary, and the ladies have reportedly recorded a brand new single AND are filming the music video as we type!
One source close to the girls reveals: