Left: The Hills villain Lo Bosworth. Right: Hatchet Face.

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Left: American Idol contestant David Archuleta. Right: Eddie Munster.

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Left: LaToya Jackson. Right: reality TV whore Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen.

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Left: John McCain's wife, Cindy. Right: Flavor of Love slut Pumpkin.

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Left: Mr. Burns. Right: Rachel Zoe.

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Left: Fall Out Boy lead singer, Patrick Stump. Right: new fashion mogul Perezipoo Hilton.

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Left: Paris Hilton at the unveiling of her new hair extension line for Sally Beauty Supply in NYC on Thursday. Right: Orangina.

[Paris photo via Getty Images.]

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Left: James Blunt. Right: Ashley Tisdale's ex-boyfriend, Jared Murillo.

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Left: Tom Cruise. Right: Ashley Tisdale's ex-boyfriend, Jared Murillo.

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Left: Harry from Harry and the Hendersons. Right: The Hills actor Spencer Pratt.

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