"[From] seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked … [and] twisted R-rated humor."

- Shia LaDouche, on where he gets his humor from

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While Megan Fox now has a billion-dollar company searching for the fan she slighted, Shia LaBeouf treats a delightful fan to the ultimate thrill.

Watch as Shia acts completely not-douchey to Meredith Viera and one lucky fan while promoting Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on The Today Show. (above)

If you want to just see the cute fangirl moment, push ahead to the 4:46 mark.

P.S. He gets a cupcake but not too many brownie points, cuz, like, it was done on TV! Duh.

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The new Shia LaDouche flick, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, has taken over the box office, grossing over $55 million in its first full day of release in the U.S., which garnered then the honor of the best opening day for a Wednesday release at the domestic box office.

Sorry Harry Potter (the former title holder)! Better luck next movie.

The opening day cash count in the U.S. includes the $16 million made in midnight runs. Again, it makes the flick the best run ever for a film released on a Wednesday and it' also the third-best of all time after The Dark Knight ($18.5 million) and Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith ($16.9 million).

We don't think it will, but we can't wait to see the weekend numbers and see if it beats out The Dark Night.

Again, we don't think it will.

Have U seen the flick? Is it worth the hype?

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It's getting serious!

Now that West Wing scribe Aaron Sorkin is finished with the script, the Facebook movie, titled The Social Network, is looking for a director and actors!

Benjamin Button director David Fincher is in advanced talks to sign onto the project based on the scandalous book, The Accidental Billionaires.

In consideration to play a young Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg are Michael Cera and Shia LaBeouf.

By the time the movie comes out, though, will Facebook be "over"?

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen premiered last night in El Lay. While most celebs drift towards the extravagant after-parties Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox opted for a more relaxed and quiet affair. The two enjoyed a meal at La Bruschetta in Westwood.

We wonder if they even bothered staying for the movie? By now, they've probably seen it so many times in so many languages, their heads will explode. But it is sure to be one hell of a hit at the box office.

We're going to pass, but we know we're not in the majority on that one.

Are U planning on going to see the new Transformers flick?

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LaDouche is quitting smoking!

Good!!

After multiple run ins with the law (including a fine for smoking in a non-smoking area), Shia has decided to kick all of his vices to the curb.

LaBeouf explained in a recent interview that he came "very close to fucking it all up" after he wrecked his car in an alleged drunk driving accident.

The Transformer star continued:

I had to give up scotch, because it turns me into a werewolf - and cigarettes, too. I seem to like to kiss trouble on the forehead and then try to back away. I test my limits quite often. I guess that's what 22-year-olds do. But I'm fallible and human and I'm figuring it out.

LaDouche may be the new role model for former Disney tweens!

LOLhan, are U listening??

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People Magazine seems to think so, and went can't find any argument in that.

Now THIS is a good cover!

The mag will be releasing their tenth annual Hottest Bachelors issue, with Footloose star/Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford as their coverboy.

And doesn't he look delish?!

Chace gives a tell-all interview, where he discusses a lot of the questions we're dying to hear the answers to. Like what it was like dating Carrie Underwood: "I have nothing bad to say about that experience. It was awesome. I just didn’t know how to deal with it. I learned a ton about dating someone in that kind of spotlight. It was such a whirlwind, but no regrets."

Chace even decides to touch upon those "gay rumors" surrounding him and Ed Westwick: "You know what we really did the first time we heard it? Ed goes, “Oh, did you hear that rumor about us being gay?” I was like, “Yeah, man.” He starts laughing and we’re kind of like, “Okay, you want to go play pool and have a beer?”

The mag is featuring 45 hunky pieces of eligible eye candy for you to ogle, like R-Patz, Chris Fine, Shia LaBeouf, and Glambert. People also conducted a poll of it's readers to find out who is the best looking guy without his shirt on.

The winner: Zacquisha!!!!

Agreed!!!!

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Steven Spielberg is making ANOTHER Indiana Jones sequel???

Really???

Why does he feel the need to blemish the franchise even more???

Greedy!

For the ten of you that actually enjoyed Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Shia LaBeouf revealed that Spielberg is working on a 5th addition to the Indy saga.

"Steve just said that he cracked the story on it, and I think they're gearing that up," said LaDouche in a recent interview.

Although plot details are pretty hush hush at the moment, there are rumors that Shia's character (Mutt Williams) will be "taking over the reigns of the family business, namely bothering Commie-Nazis."

Do U have any interest in seeing the flick?

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Woe is Shia LaBeouf!

The Transformers star seems to be totally disenchanted with the movie business, at least in the new interview Shia gave to Parade magazine.

"The good actors are all screwed up. They’re all in pain. It’s a profession of bottom-feeders and heartbroken people," LaBeouf laments to the mag.

And what about those pesky famewhores that make up 99% of Hollywood??

"Actors live dependent on being validated by other people’s opinions," Shia states.

He continues, wondering why people even idolize him for his 'talents': "I don’t understand what it is I do that people want. I don’t know what an actor does. I have no credentials. I don’t know what I’m doing. To my mind, talent doesn’t really exist. Talent is like a card player’s luck. It is motivation, ambition, and luck. It’s just a drive to be the best. I think acting is a con game."

Someone's self-esteem is all out of wack!

As well as his confidence!

"I don’t handle fame well. Most actors on most days don’t think they’re worthy. I have no idea where this insecurity comes from, but it’s a God-sized hole. If I knew, I’d fill it, and I’d be on my way," finished Shia.

You are in the wrong town, LaDouche!

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