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Slow Loris News Archive
When it comes to internet videos, there is no class of video better than "_______ sees snow for the first time."
Insert 'puppy,' 'cat' or 'slow loris' in that sentence and you've got our attention.
Like with this video!!
A cute cat named Sophie lives in Birmingham, Alabama, so it'd be expected that cat might go its entire life without ever seeing a single flake of snow.
Until now! (Most likely thanks to The Day After Tomorrow and 2012 style weather events).
This is so super cute! We love how cautiously she approaches the snow. She has no idea what it is!
Then, once she finally get into it, she realizes the incredible potential snow has as a plaything.
The cuteness only gets better from here on. Check out the video AFTER THE JUMP!!
Congrats to Akron Zoo in Ohio!
They've got a brand new baby Pygmy Slow Loris and he's just about the cutest thing EVER!
The baby male was born August 21st and only weighed under an ounce!!
The babe has been thriving and now weighs 0.4-pounds!
That's amazing, he's grown so much!
Btw… if you can't tell… that's a gloved hand holding the lil babe! So he hasn't grown that much.
Akron Zoo's President and CEO said:
Rihanna is currently on her Diamonds World Tour but needed a quick lil vacay… so she stopped off in Thailand, which turned out to be more disastrous than relaxing.
While there, she was Instagramming the entire time, including posting a pic of her posing with a slow loris!
The problem is the slow loris is a protected animal, so she should never have been able to pose with it. Oh dear…
Rihanna shared a pic (above) and wrote:
"Look who was talkin dirty to me! #Thailand #nightlife"
The slow loris was talking dirty??
Are you sure it wasn't saying: "Help! I'm not supposed to be owned by private citizens! I need to be in a nature preserve!" Cause that sounds like a cry for help to us, not dirty talk. LOLz!
Turns out, this was absolutely no bueno for the RiRi and her crew because TWO people who allowed her to pose with the loris ended up getting arrested from the pic! A district police chief in Phuket conirmed:
El Paso Zoo better crack the bubbly! It's time to celebrate!
The zoo just had its first ever Pygmy Slow Lorises born!
Wanna know the best part??
This new monkey, which is part of the slow loris family, may look like a dreamy little pet, but it actually has a bite that can kill you!!
The monkey was discovered in the Philippines and Borneo by a crew led by Oxford Brookes University professor, Anna Nekaris.
And after the discovery was made, researchers marked it as the new species, Nycticebus Kayan, and Anna noted:
An animal with the world's most perfect "cute face" shouldn't be freaking us out - but it is!
The scariest part is when he first extends the rice ball under the box and his hand creepily comes out to take it.
We want to run, but we also want to see more of dat face!
Eventually, the video becomes watchhable but only because the slow loris looks so cute and sad with those ginormous puppy dog eyes.
Check out the video (above) and see if freaks you out too!
Not much may be going on, but who needs more than two slow lorises hugging?
They are so insanely cute!
It's like they were made to look like adorbz cartoon puppy-dog-eyed fur-balls!
We want to be in the middle of that hug.