We told you earlier that Kim Kardashian was shooting an episode of the senior citizen standard CSI and this morning, she had her first day on set!

She tweeted out this picture of her perfectly primped face and hair from the trailer.

Nice digs, bb! Do we see a full kitchen behind you? Will you ever even use that? We're sure they have catering!

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Kings of Leon drummer Nathan Followill has tied the knot with his girlfriend of 3 years, singer Jessie Baylin. The rest of the KOL bandmates, who just so happen to be his brothers and cousin were in attendance at the Brentwood, Tennessee, cermony along with Scarlett Johansson who went to high school with the bride.

Random. But where was Ryan?

On Sunday the newlywed Tweeted: "I woke up with a married woman in my bed this morning. Luckily she was mine."
Congrats!

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And she knows how to ice 'em!

Jessica Simpson is on a new fitness mission! She's rehired longtime trainer Mike Alexander, who got her ass cheeks ready to hang out of those Daisy Dukes! And according to her Twitter, Simpleton is just not what she used to be!

She Tweets:

look at what age can do to a total badass At least my legs will look good!

why am i still hurting from our workout earlier? I'm getting old! See you tomorrow with a pouty face and sore buns.

But, for someone who has taken so much undeserved weight-related heat, we'd expect her to be a little more perceptive - though that's never been her strong suit!

Where were her handlers when she inadvertently labeled herself Hefty?!

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According to Bryant Managment, someone is trying to pass themselves off as CEO Cortez Bryant, the manager for artists Lil Wayne and Drake.

"It has come to light that an individual has been impersonating Bryant Management CEO Cortez Bryant for financial gain through false bookings of his clients, specifically the much buzzed-about recording artist Drake," stated the company, who are working to find the assailant.

The imposter has utilized a fake Twitter account in "which he then utilizes to secure and pocket deposits for false bookings and club appearances," even though bookings are done exclusively through ICM Talent & Literary Agency. And he claims to be "Cortez Bryant The Mgr of Superstar Rapper Lil Wayne."

Is it us or does that sound like a dead giveaway?!

A few of the fraudulent Tweets include:

"who wants to make some easy money hit me"

"promoters hit me if you want Drake or Wayne for a show"

"getting ready for tour this paperwork is crazy, who wants to help hit me up"

You know they're probably not legit when they're hawking paperwork assistance!

So, this manager is booking fake shows - is that why Lil Wayne never shows up?!

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The British are coming!

They've already invaded and immediately began injecting their face with our botulism!

Katie Price arrived at a medical center in Beverly Hills yesterday after Tweeting her need for a little maintenance.

She writes:

"Just got to LA…doing @chelseahandler tomorrow and botox with @akaLisaLisa and Gary! Then some shopping!"

God save the drag queen!

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If you are part of the Twitterverse, you might have noticed something a little off on Britney Spears' page.

Seems Brit-Brit has a new love of SATAN!!

WTF?!?

Obviously, she is back on the crazy train someone has hacked into Brit-Brit's page. We'll give props to whoever did it, though - it's pretty damn funny.

The hacker not only has Britney offer herself up to Satan, but also has her warn us of "the new world order."

LOLZ! Brit is not going to like this when she wakes up. Wonder how much more damage this guy will do before then?

Thankfully, though, we were able to make #DontHackBritney a Trending Topic. Cuz, you know, that's rude!

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YES!

The American Music Awards announced via their official Twitter and a TV spot that Janet Jackson will be opening the show with an 8-minute medley!

The diva has her new greatest hits CD, Number Ones, coming out this Tuesday and the AMAs will be airing on November 22 at 8 PM on ABC.

We cannot wait to see her perform! Perez is gonna be there AND is a presenter at the awards show!!!!

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It seems that the woman who found the New Moon script lying in a St. Louis dumpster is a bit of a sucker!

Casey Ray returned the Twihard bible to Summit Entertainment and as a reward, the multi-million dollar company gave her with two tickets to the El Lay premiere and after-party.

Unfortunately, she forgot that it cost money to get there!

Ray claims that the good deed is costing her in the end with $1,200 in round trip airfare for her and her niece. Not to mention, the cost of hotel and meals racks up a pretty penny!

A rep for Summit said that the complaint is a complete surprise, as she never seemed to have a problem with the package! It also included a walk down the red carpet and a signed copy of the script by the movie's lead actors.

For all that script was worth, she could have had Robert Pattinson sign that script with his unwashed vampire lingam!

Just saying'!

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CBS has picked up Twitter sensation Shit My Dad Says and intends to develop it into a multi-camera sitcom!

The account was started by Justin Halpern, a 28-year old that had to move back in with his parents in San Diego and Tweets his dad's colorful and profane quotes.

Some examples are:

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you"

"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

"Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi"

It does bring the LOLs!

Shit My Dad Says only launched in August and now has over 700,000 followers and a book deal with Harper Collins!!

Will & Grace's David Kohan and Max Mutchnick are set to executive produce and supervise writing for the family comedy.

Inneresting!

Would U watch this Shit?!

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