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AND WE MEET AGAIN… IN THE LOVELY TOWN OF TABBY TALES!

Up first is the happy news of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's wedding bliss. Again…

Sigh. Ya know… we really wish they'd make up their freaking mind about this wedding! We can only purchase and return a box of crystal glassware so much before the Macy's cashier thinks we're pawning it for drugs, LOL!

Thanks to KStew's sexy Skype shows, OK! magazine is under the impression that her "wedding" with soulmate R-Patz is back on.

But again we ask… was there ever REALLY a wedding!?! For the love of all that sparkles, stop playing with our emotions!

MOVING A-LONG!

While the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to bicker amongst themselves, Britney Spears is apparently letting one of her exes breathe on her in allll the right places.

Following her devastating split from Jason Trawick (really they seem cool with it, we were the ones crying), sources with Life&Style swear she's living it up with a familiar peen.

On the Island of Misfit Loves lives the hope that the mystery peen in question is Justin Timberlake's…

Ha! We kid!! Cheating is gross, so we definitely wish no ill will toward Jessica Biel's happy marriage. But OMG if it's Kevin Federline again… LOL!!

ANYWAYS…

We're sure all of the "Kardashian Diaries" drama is still fresh

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OH HELLO! WELCOME BACK TO TABBY TALES!

Ya know… sometimes we really think we should re-name this to The Krazy Kardashian Kaboodle. Seriously, these gurls are on the covers every single week, LOL!

SO TO BEGIN WITH SOMETHING NEW…

Angelina Jolie is reportedly pregnant again. And Brad is just spending all of his free time gushing about it to Clooney.

Ha! We Wish!

Honestly, we had more fun learning about her passionate love affair with Colin Farrell! Though… a new baby would make the brood extra fabulous.

We're just not sure she'd rock a baby bump in her wedding dress. Surely she's bought it already, riiight??

MOVING ALONG…

Is that really the face of the girl Justin Bieber allegedly cheated on Selena Gomez with??

OooOoo saucy!! That story about what he did with his tongue was inTENSE… to say the least. And now he wants to win her back with his acoustic music. Young love…

AND IN OTHER LOVE-TANGLED NEWS…

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WELCOME TO THE FIRST TABLOID SHOW OF 2013!!!

With the world still in tact and the celebrities still prancing around Tinsel Town like the modern greek gods and goddesses they are, the tabloid business is churning harder than ever for that delicious juice!

FIRST UP…

So apparently Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went to Cabo to elope. We already discussed this a lil' bit… about how their plans to secretly exchange vows were spoiled by their pics being leaked.

But with that latest KISSY FACE photo, clearly they're not that upset. You know… if they were really planning on eloping anyways. And we're kinda doubting that one… we're sure they got the memo about Brangelina's possible Caribbean Christmas ceremony.

MOVING ALONG….

The ever-interesting National Enquirer is showcasing the effects of Hollywood's best and worst diets! And since we all know your New Year's resolutions deal with body shape, some of these might be good to note!

You definitely don't wanna do anything in excess!

Any ideas who the bodies belong to on the cover (above)?? Obviously we wish health for them all, but major snaps to Kelly Osbourne for looking FABULOUS and HAPPY!

SPEAKING OF WEIGHTY ISSUES…

Kourtney Kardashian is going into even MORE detail on her post-baby health regimen! Gurl lost her baby weight and then some! But HOW did she do it!?! And HOW can people do it without a personal trainer?? Maybe UsWeekly has even MORE ultimate answers. LOLz!

MOVING ON TO MORE SCANDALOUS DRAMA…

Despite their various attempts to convince you of a happy marriage, Bruce and Kris Jenner are plagued

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Need some inspiration for those New Year's Resolutions?

We know they're all dealing with weight loss!

And seeing the best and worst beach bodies of Winter 2012 should give you just the right kinda motivation U need!

Any guesses on who the lady on the right is?? Any??

AHEM… ANYWAYS

Kate Middleton wants to name her baby girl Diana!?! Who woulda thunkit! LOL!

Actually… everyone. Everyone would have guessed it. But is it proper??

MOVING ALONG…

Kourtney Kardashian lost 45lbs after popping Penelope out! Let's give her an award!! That takes a lot of work. If only everyone had a celebrity bank account!

But what IS THIS about John Mayer texting Emily Maynard?? Pshh!! Don't tell us he's cyber-cheating on Katy Perry with a Bachelorette!

IN EVEN MORE DISTURBING NEWS…

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In memory of those lost, People magazine showcased the beautiful faces of Connecticut's angels from last Friday's horrific school shooting.

As we've previously reported, Ke$ha's Die Young has been yanked from radio airplay following the massacre. She claims she understands, confessing she was "forced" to sing the lyrics during production.

On the cover of The National Enquirer, secret diary pages are boasted for providing insight behind the madness. The tabloid also claims to know why Adam Lanza's mother didn't commit him to a mental institution.

IN LIGHTER NEWS…

The 834th volume of the Jennifer Aniston Pregnancy Chronicles has been published. We hear the film version is due in theaters April of 2014.

ALSO IN FAN-FICTION BOOKSTORES??

A riveting new tale of Kourtney Kardashian's Propaganda Proposals! But spoiler alert… she said no… again. Womp womp.

AND IN OTHER KARDASHIAN FABLES…

Spunky Khloe Kardashian is making headlines once again as divorce rumors maintain their speed. Following the cheating story, new reports claim she's taken her wedding ring off in protest of Lamar Odom's behavior.

BUT ON THE RECONCILIATION RADAR…

Divorced couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are said to be

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JINGLE BELL ROCK… WHAT THE F***!?!

'O.J. Murders' caught on tape???

This is NOT the kind of Christmas cheer we had in mind!! Jeez… those photos are FRIGHTENING!! And even though we're only taking this new "bombshell evidence" with a grain of salt, it kinda makes you curious, no??

BUT LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMETHING LESS HORRIFIC…

OMG… are we STILL talking about Lamar Odom's supposed cheating??? We thought we blocked this out of our memory for GOOD!!

Seriously… it's the HOLIDAZE! The last thing we need is for one of the cutest couples to break up! Nooo!!!

SO LET'S MOVE ON SHALL WE?

What?? More Kardashian drama!?! Didn't we just move on from this? C'mon… there is no way that Bruce Jenner is really moving out right before Christmas. Nope, we just don't wanna believe it!

It can't be… can it??

Okay, we'll admit this is easier to bear than Khloe's love woes. But seriously… get it together Kardashian Kupid!!

ANYWAYS… SIGH…

A magical wedding starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson??

This smells like

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Kate Middleton's Pregnancy Puts Tabloids In A Royal Frenzy! Check Out All The Covers HERE!

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The tabloids have finally gotten their wish!!

Ever since The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge exchanged their vows in front of millions on April 29, 2011, the tabloids have been relentless in their royal baby speculation!

Well, now that Kate Middleton is officially pregnant, the magazines are rushing out with their most scandalous and newsworthy covers they can think of!

Let's take a look at all the current (and past) tabloid covers and see which headline U think is the most clever!

CLICK HERE to see a photo gallery of tabloids go crazy over Kate Middleton's royal pregnancy!

CLICK HERE to see a photo gallery of tabloids go crazy over Kate Middleton's royal pregnancy!

CLICK HERE to see a photo gallery of tabloids go crazy over Kate Middleton's royal pregnancy!

CLICK HERE to see a photo gallery of tabloids go crazy over Kate Middleton's royal pregnancy!

CLICK HERE to see a photo gallery of tabloids go crazy over Kate Middleton's royal pregnancy!

[Image via Life & Style.]

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