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Celebrity Beach Body Buzz! What The Tabs Are Talking About!

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Celebrity Beach Bodies! Celebrity Beach Bodies! Celebrity Beach Bodies!

Errrmaaagerrrrd CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES, LOL!!!

Always a favorite among grocery store line-waiters, The National Enquirer has plastered the "best and worst" beach bodies of early 2013 all over their pages, ready for tab-lovers to soak it up like the sun itself!

Any guesses as to who the mystery bodies belong to??

MOVING ALONG…

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's wedding is the talk of the town! And we've been keeping up with every last word of it.

But they did already marry??? Click HERE for the latest!

BUT IN NOT SO HAPPY MARRIAGE NEWS…

Things aren't looking so good for Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert right now, according to Life&Style that is…

Apparently Miranda had a recent showdown with "the younger woman!" Dun dun dunnn…

Meanwhile. Blake is happily featured in the newest Voice sneak peak of Season 4! Click HERE to grab your serving of that!

FORTUNATELY…

There's a happiness for Bachelor fans right now. Their boy Sean picked his gushing Bride-To-Be, and People is eating it up like it's the last chocolate chip cookie on Christmas Eve!

Unfortunately, if Bachelor history is anything to go by (and it usually is, the scholars are adding it in the textbooks right now), then this love won't last too long! Sorry!!

But at least his fifteen minutes of fame will with some help from Dancing With the Stars!

ANYWAYS…

Oh, look! It's a Kardashian!

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Kim Kardashian Sold Her Soul/Womb For Money? What The Tabs Are Talking About!

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And NO! We're so not talking about the Illuminati here! Ha!

According to the newest tabloid fodder, Kim Kardashian apparently agreed to go through the body-changing, life-changing experience that is pregnancy for $22M.

Uh huh. And it was all planned with IVF. No surprise about it, they say.

Look, we know homegurl appreciates a good business deal here and there, but this is stretching it a bit, no??

Now, using Kanye for his sperm… well that's another story! LOLz!

UMM BUT ON TO MORE CRAZINESS…

The cover of Star makes one assume that Will Smith is snorting the powdery white fairies, but as we all know — the "cocaine scandal" they speak of actually deals with his brother-in-law.

Yeah, it's actually really really sad and unfortunate. But it is NOT about the Fresh Prince directly, so we can all breath a lil' better now. Phew!

AND IN EVEN WORSE NEWS…

As you all know, Mindy McCready committed suicide. We hurt so much for the children she left behind. Click HERE for the details.

MOVING ALONG…

Did you know Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are splitting up??

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Brad Pitt On A Drunken Rampage? What The Tabs Are Talking About!

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Umm first of all.. no.

No way in hell will we ever believe that the golden adonis known as Brad Pitt will ever have any problems — aside from his lapses in memory when it comes to beard-shaving.

So you can imagine our appalling *GASP* when we saw that The National Enquirer was saying something bad about Brad!

Or at least… our shock that it was a "drunken rampage" over Angelina Jolie's alleged indiscretion with an ex-lover.

Boo!! This smells like total bullshizz!!

And what is this about Bobbi Kristina's suicidal state of mind? Right at the one-year mark of mother Whitney Houston's death too!

We heard she was seen smoking a joint in public, but jeez! We hope she's okay!

MOVING ALONG…

Did you see what Life&Style is saying about Melissa Gorga cheating on Joe!?!

Oooo these Real Housewives always have something cooking that's RIPE and HOT with scandal!!

BUT SERIOUSLY NOW…

Kate Middleton actually has something cooking inside of her — the royal heir! And yet Globe wants to say that someone actually has the audacity to bug her new home!

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Beyoncé & Ryan Gosling, Hollywood's Best Lovers? What The Tabs Are Talking About!

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Been to the Pleasure Chest lately??

According to Star magazine, sex shops might just be the best way to spot a star. Cuz it appears as if Tinsel Town celebrities like Ryan Gosling and Beyoncé are RED HOT in the bed!

The mag's sources say they have the deets on the sex lives of Hollywood, teasing us with a caption that claims Queen Bey makes sure to get it on before every performance (or every performance Jay can make, right?)!

And apparently Jessica Simpson's biggest pregnancy craving is SEX!

But here's one we gotta raise a brow at — Angelina Jolie, boring?? Really?? Sorry now… but we gotta remain skeptical on that one. That gurl's wild side stretches longer than the state of California! Ha!

MOVING ALONG…

Sources say O.J. Simpson is havin' a GOOD OLE' time in prison with his other inmates… and The National Enquirer is treating it as its huuuuuge world exclusive GAY shocker!

Oh boy! Just what the LGBT community needs, LOL!

ANYWAYS…

While the Rihanna-Justin Bieber love affair scandal paints the cover of Life&Style, we can't help but also notice the story about Khloe Kardashian's supposed separation.

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What The Tabs Are Talking About!

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AND WE MEET AGAIN… IN THE LOVELY TOWN OF TABBY TALES!

Up first is the happy news of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's wedding bliss. Again…

Sigh. Ya know… we really wish they'd make up their freaking mind about this wedding! We can only purchase and return a box of crystal glassware so much before the Macy's cashier thinks we're pawning it for drugs, LOL!

Thanks to KStew's sexy Skype shows, OK! magazine is under the impression that her "wedding" with soulmate R-Patz is back on.

But again we ask… was there ever REALLY a wedding!?! For the love of all that sparkles, stop playing with our emotions!

MOVING A-LONG!

While the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to bicker amongst themselves, Britney Spears is apparently letting one of her exes breathe on her in allll the right places.

Following her devastating split from Jason Trawick (really they seem cool with it, we were the ones crying), sources with Life&Style swear she's living it up with a familiar peen.

On the Island of Misfit Loves lives the hope that the mystery peen in question is Justin Timberlake's…

Ha! We kid!! Cheating is gross, so we definitely wish no ill will toward Jessica Biel's happy marriage. But OMG if it's Kevin Federline again… LOL!!

ANYWAYS…

We're sure all of the "Kardashian Diaries" drama is still fresh

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