AND WE MEET AGAIN… IN THE LOVELY TOWN OF TABBY TALES!
Sigh. Ya know… we really wish they'd make up their freaking mind about this wedding! We can only purchase and return a box of crystal glassware so much before the Macy's cashier thinks we're pawning it for drugs, LOL!
Thanks to KStew's sexy Skype shows, OK! magazine is under the impression that her "wedding" with soulmate R-Patz is back on.
But again we ask… was there ever REALLY a wedding!?! For the love of all that sparkles, stop playing with our emotions!
Following her devastating split from Jason Trawick (really they seem cool with it, we were the ones crying), sources with Life&Style swear she's living it up with a familiar peen.
On the Island of Misfit Loves lives the hope that the mystery peen in question is Justin Timberlake's…
We're sure all of the "Kardashian Diaries" drama is still fresh