In memory of those lost, People magazine showcased the beautiful faces of Connecticut's angels from last Friday's horrific school shooting.
As we've previously reported, Ke$ha's Die Young has been yanked from radio airplay following the massacre. She claims she understands, confessing she was "forced" to sing the lyrics during production.
On the cover of The National Enquirer, secret diary pages are boasted for providing insight behind the madness. The tabloid also claims to know why Adam Lanza's mother didn't commit him to a mental institution.
IN LIGHTER NEWS…
The 834th volume of the Jennifer Aniston Pregnancy Chronicles has been published. We hear the film version is due in theaters April of 2014.
ALSO IN FAN-FICTION BOOKSTORES??
A riveting new tale of Kourtney Kardashian's Propaganda Proposals! But spoiler alert… she said no… again. Womp womp.
AND IN OTHER KARDASHIAN FABLES…
Spunky Khloe Kardashian is making headlines once again as divorce rumors maintain their speed. Following the cheating story, new reports claim she's taken her wedding ring off in protest of Lamar Odom's behavior.
BUT ON THE RECONCILIATION RADAR…
Divorced couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are said to be
JINGLE BELL ROCK… WHAT THE F***!?!
'O.J. Murders' caught on tape???
This is NOT the kind of Christmas cheer we had in mind!! Jeez… those photos are FRIGHTENING!! And even though we're only taking this new "bombshell evidence" with a grain of salt, it kinda makes you curious, no??
BUT LET'S MOVE ON TO SOMETHING LESS HORRIFIC…
OMG… are we STILL talking about Lamar Odom's supposed cheating??? We thought we blocked this out of our memory for GOOD!!
Seriously… it's the HOLIDAZE! The last thing we need is for one of the cutest couples to break up! Nooo!!!
SO LET'S MOVE ON SHALL WE?
What?? More Kardashian drama!?! Didn't we just move on from this? C'mon… there is no way that Bruce Jenner is really moving out right before Christmas. Nope, we just don't wanna believe it!
It can't be… can it??
Okay, we'll admit this is easier to bear than Khloe's love woes. But seriously… get it together Kardashian Kupid!!
ANYWAYS… SIGH…
A magical wedding starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson??
This smells like
The tabloids have finally gotten their wish!!
Ever since The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge exchanged their vows in front of millions on April 29, 2011, the tabloids have been relentless in their royal baby speculation!
Well, now that Kate Middleton is officially pregnant, the magazines are rushing out with their most scandalous and newsworthy covers they can think of!
Let's take a look at all the current (and past) tabloid covers and see which headline U think is the most clever!
CLICK HERE to see a photo gallery of tabloids go crazy over Kate Middleton's royal pregnancy!
CLICK HERE to see a photo gallery of tabloids go crazy over Kate Middleton's royal pregnancy!
CLICK HERE to see a photo gallery of tabloids go crazy over Kate Middleton's royal pregnancy!
CLICK HERE to see a photo gallery of tabloids go crazy over Kate Middleton's royal pregnancy!
CLICK HERE to see a photo gallery of tabloids go crazy over Kate Middleton's royal pregnancy!
[Image via Life & Style.]
HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH, FOLKS!
For our first act, we have the death-defying 20 Million Dollar Fight!! Starring time-travelers Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick, a tale of triumph and sorrow is told through the pages of inTouch!
Constantly going back and forth between parallel universes — one where they parade love-pics on Instagram and the other where stories like this are true — Kourt and Scott battle intergalactic clowns with the help of Mason and Penelope!
ACT TWO…
Meet the Bouncing Babies of Babylon! Honored with gold and fame even before they left their celebrity mothers' wombs, these young stallions will knight the world with perfection and peace!
HAIL TO THE BABEHS!! HAIL, WE SAY!!!
ACT THREE…
Okay, folks. It's time to
ANOTHER KIM KARDASHIAN WEDDING!?
So soon?? We thought she'd at least wait two more seasons, LOL!!
But oOoOoOo we just can't wait to see how the magical Kimye baby will save the world and change everything as source suggest to OK. ;)
MOVING ON…
All three Kardashian sisters want to vouch for their men: Kim is still apparently confident in this magic baby while Kourtney's wedding is supposedly right around the corner. Meanwhile, Khloe has been reported to say she saved her marriage. From what?? Srsly… what is wrong? They seem like the sanest couple on reality!
BUT OH…
On a different cover, Khloe is painted with the picture of the damsel in distress — one we're sure she's just IN LOVE with! Ha!
ANYWAYS…
Wanna know who's really gay in Hollywood? Then go
OOOH WE JUST LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS!!
Looks like some pissed off housekeepers wanted to sell their stories to the tabs this week! And according to Star, certain celebrities are being exposed for the unimaginable!
And seeing as how the 50 Shades sex act shocker is the only one that doesn't include a female pronoun, we're gonna have to assume they're wanting us to believe that's about Ryan Gosling.
Unless of course they're being jerks and just playing with our emotions! Sometimes they can be torturous, you know…
But seriously… who the hell hides cheeseburgers under their bed?? It's not like any of these people are broke! Sounds like they're just too embarrassed… oh no, binge alert!!
And shut the hell up — what are they saying about Britney Spears and meth?? We may just have to go out and buy this fan-fiction! LOL!!
BUT ANYWAYS…
If you wanna read all about Jessica Simpson's weight issues,
Guess we're not the only folks hearing about Kristen Stewart cheating ways stemming much further back than just Rupert Sanders!
In fact, Robert Pattinson is apparently the ONLY person who hasn't caught wind of her "twisted double life," but his friends are ready to blow the whistle on his estranged girlfriend's shenanigans!
JUICY! We'll keep an eye on where this one GOES…even though we don't want to see our R-Patz broken-hearted!
Which is EXACTLY how Miz Demi Moore is feeling these days!
The actress is pushing 50, and her friends are concerned that this reality, along with her estranged husband Ashton Kutcher's very PUBLIC romance with Mila Kunis may just be too much for her already-fragile emotional state!
It's about time those two just officially called their union quits…which in other news, is apparently what Khloe Kardashian and her hubby
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