This is disgusting.
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If this were to happen, IF THIS WERE TO HAPPEN!
It seems that the wildly popular HBO show, True Detective just may have found one of their leads for season two!
None other than the lovely Jessica Chastain!
The Nerdist did some digging and learned that the Zero Dark Thirty actress has been offered one of the leads in the second season of the series, but unfortunately, has YET to accept the offer.
But, she's GOT to! Seriously!
Jess has already tackled Osama Bin Laden, so why not take on the Yellow King next?!
But really, we TOTALLY hope she accepts! She'd be perfect for season 2!
The next question, of course, is who her co-star will be! We think someone like Greg Kinnear or Helen Hunt would be perfect to compliment Jess!
Think about it, HBO!
UPDATE: All our hopes and dreams have been crushed because Jessica's reps have DENIED the rumor and said she will NOT be doing the show! BOOOOOOOOOO!
Did you know that Drake is always watching?
Well, he is.
But, wait, you don't remember seeing Drake there??
Well, then see if you can find all the places Drake's been creeping …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
HBO GO not working the night of the True Detective finale? What is this?! Carcosa?!?
That's right, on the evening that the world would finally know if Marty and Rust managed to catch the scarred Yellow King, HBO GO crashed, which left many people scarred:
It wasn't long before users started to, in the immortal words Cohle, "ask the right f*cking questions," like "why is there such evil in the world that would allow HBO GO not to work on a night like this?"
In fact, many would be watchers were quick to compare the loading wheel to the circular imagery used throughout the show on Twitter:
But on their new HBO show, it's their job to catch the killers instead! But what will be left of them by the time they get finished?
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the NSFW foreshadowy trailer for True Detective.
Being nude in a movie is something that intimidates most actors, but getting naked is nothing when you've won the Hunger Games, which is why it was no big deal for Jena Malone!
The 29 year-old actress recently opened up at MTV's Catching Fire: Fan Tribute and dished the deets on her hot nude bod!
The big screen Johanna Mason said:
Josh was recently asked which of his Catching Fire costars he would go gay for. Liam Hemsworth is an obvious choice, as are hunky newcomers Sam Claflin and Alan Ritchson. Or would he pick Woody Harrelson?
It wasn't an easy choice for Josh. Especially considering he FOR REALZ could see going gay! But in the end he went with…
Burn him! Burn the witch with fire!!!
LOLz, JK, no witches here!!
Just master illusionist David Blaine mutilating himself in front of the world's greatest entertainers!
He took his wizardry to ABC for last night's David Blaine: Real or Magic? special and performed a slew of gruesome tricks in front of our favorite celebz!
Will Smith and his fabulous family joined in on the fun, too!
Ready to see Aaron Paul & Bryan Cranston freak the f*ck out?! The Breaking Bad buddies def lose their shiz in the clip (above)!
The absolute worst, though, is the trick he performs for Ricky Gervais!
If you're sure you're not squeamish, you can ch-ch-check out the "Ewwww!" inducing clip…AFTER THE JUMP!!!