Sorry, don't mind us — we just fell asleep looking at the cover of Zayn Malik's new book Zayn.
Don't get us wrong, he's as handsome as ever… we were just expecting a bit more than his face with a giant letter "Z" on top for his first foray into publishing.
Related: Zayn Malik Is Creating A 1D-Inspired Scripted Show For NBC!
With that said, this is mostly a photographic project — so we guess any more words would only serve to confuse his readers!
All jokes aside, One Direction fans who are still mourning the Mind of Mine singer's exit can take solace in knowing they'll soon be able to own a scrapbook of Zayn's personal thoughts, photos, and even song lyrics when Zayn hits shelves on November 1.
Will U be adding a little Zayn to your coffee table??
[Image via Penguin.]
TBT June 16, 2009: "Ha! And he's still talking a lot of crap! That makes Gene Simmons highly entertaining off stage as well as on!"
KISS frontman Gene Simmons has always had a desperate need for attention!
He wants you to look at him so badly, he'll even let you pee on him!!!!
Urinal cakes bearing the image of the hasbeen have been spotted all over NYC bathrooms!!
It gets worse!!
According to reports, some cakes even talked!
Probably spouting remarks about the size of your Family Jewels!
Too bad the picture of Simmons wasn't from his open mouthed KISS days!!!!
What a supportive Aunt!
Debbie Gibson and her doctor husband, Rutledge Taylor, got dressed up to go see Newsies on Sunday in NYC.
The singer cheered on little Nicholas Lampiasi, who plays Les in the musical.
She posted the picture (above) with this caption:
What a LIAR!
Ugh! This guy has some serious issues and we feel absolutely terrible for his ex-girlfriend!
Yesterday, we learned that Lane Garrison was arrested for an alleged domestic violence altercation with Playboy Playmate Ashley Mattingly. The former Prison Break actor swore he did not harm her and his lawyer even suggested that she faked bruises to get him in trouble with his probation.
However, security camera footage from the Beverly Hills apartment building lobby where the incident went down tells the real story and Garrison CLEARLY slaps this poor girl.
The lies only continue too.
Yikes! Lane Garrison has had a rough road throughout his Hollywood career, but he can really only blame himself. This time, however, he's swearing his innocence.
First he served 22 months in prison for a vehicular manslaughter conviction in 2007, then we heard he was ALMOST arrested this past February for a domestic abuse incident with his girlfriend, but now he HAS been arrested for suspicion of domestic violence.
The actor was taken into custody on Sunday after his ex-girlfriend, Ashley Mattingly, called the cops on Saturday night to report the alleged incident. By the time authorities arrived at her Beverly Hills apartment building, where the domestic violence went down, he was gone.
So this is where Z-listers' careers go to wither away and die!
Oh wait, they actually seem to be festering!
Apparently, 'celebrities' like Danielle Staub, Jersey Shore's Staten Island dump Angelina Pivarnick, Charlie Sheen's call-girl Capri Anderson, the one that got away from Hugh Hefner, Crystal Harris, Octo-mom, Dina and Michael Lohan, and of course, Tila Tequila, now work for a website called Dial-A-Star.com, which allows their fans the opportunity to speak with them - for anywhere between $10-20 per MINUTE!
This guy just can’t seem to get it right.
Rumors have stirred about a domestic abuse incident last night between Prison Break actor/real life convict Lane Garrison and his beau.
Apparently, the phone call to the police came from