The Dallas Cowboys quarterback made an appearance at the Chicago Cubs game on Sunday.

And he dazzled the crowd with his shiteous vocal stylings!

True.

Click here to watch Tony Romo's deliciously embarrassing rendition of Take Me Out To The Ball Game.

He still sounds better than Jessica Simpson!

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Becks, who???

The best player in soccer at the moment, Cristiano Ronaldo, catapulted Manchester United to their 10th Premier League title in 16 years Sunday, beating Wigan 2-0 on the final day of the season.

But, the celebrations may be cut short soon.

Real Madrid is said to be offering Ronnie a MASSIVE deal worth $160 million to defect to their team.

Stay tuned for the latest on Crissy!

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And he gets even richer!

David Beckham is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Though he got a huge payday when he joined the Los Angeles Galaxy, the soccer stud makes his big money through endorsements.

The Brit's latest partnership is with Sharpie. Becks is their new spokeswhore and just shot a commercial (above) for the brand, which will begin airing globally in July.

Ronnie's gonna have to work a little bit harder!

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Coldplay has agreed to team up with ESPN to help promote their broadcast of the upcoming European Championship soccer tournament.

The supergroup's tunes from their new release, Viva La Vida, will be featured in the tourney's promo spots.

Soccer matches start on June 7th.

This dovetails nicely with Viva La Vida's drop date, June 12th.

We're looking forward to seeing lots of pix of the hotness that is Cristiano Ronaldo, who'll be playing for Portugal.

It's really too bad that England didn't make it into the tourney — no David Beckham!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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A little showing off in front of the paparazzi does a body goo!

Robert Downey, Jr. practices Wing Chun Kung Fu martial arts with an instructor in his driveway.

He probably pulled a Spencer & Heidi and called the paparazzi up himself!

The actor later grabbed lunch with his son and a friend.

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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Who would have thought that Venus Williams would look better than some of the fashionistas???

The tennis pro looked tres fab at the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC on Monday night.

Maybe she will have a career in fashion when she retires from sports, after all!

[Image via WENN.]

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Dennis 'Woman Beater' Rodman checked in to a Florida rehab facility Monday morning.

About time!

Rodman allegedly promised to head to rehab after he was arrested in LA last week for beating on his girlfriend.

We hope this isn't a PR thing and that he really wants to get help.

He obviously needs it!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Congratulations to Kobe Bryant !

The L.A. Lakers star has nabbed this year's NBA Most Valuable Player title.

The L.A. Times reports that he'll be officially presented with the honor sometime this week.

This is Kobe's first MVP award in the 12 seasons he's spent playing pro b-ball with the L.A. Lakers.

The L.A. Lakers finished first in the Western Conference in large part due to Kobe's 'skills'.

Our basketball-loving friends also tell us that Kobe's become an awesome team player this season and that the shift from 'me' to 'we' is what probs helped him out with the peeps who choose the MVP recipient.

Let's see if Kobe can lead the Lakers to this year's NBA championship!

[Image by Apega via WENN.]

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She wishes!

26-year old b-ball star Dwayne Wade was pressed on Thursday night's Inside the NBA show on TNT about his relationship with 46-year old Star Jones.

He answered, "Star is an unbelievable woman. We have a great, great relationship. As friends."

Unbelievable woman????

Puhhlease!

We've also learned that Dwayne is going through a divorce, too.

How many times have we heard 'just friends' and later find out that there was more to the friendly relationship?!

Dwayne –we'd understand. You know, we've all done crazy shit on the rebound!

It's a good week for cougars!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Hot mess alert!

According to reports, Brazilian soccer star Ronaldo recently met with Rio de Janeiro cops to answer questions about a run-in he had with 3 tranny hookers.

Classic!

You can't make this shizz up!

Ronaldo met the 3 tranny hos on Sunday at an upscale bar in Rio. He was so impressed by the 'ladies' that he agreed to a night of fun with them at a motel. He claims that it wasn't til they got to the motel that he discovered they were, um, lads.

A police source says that once Ronaldo discovered the truth, he offered them about $600 each to leave. Two of the three accepted. The other, named Andrea, demanded $30,000 from Ronnie.

That ingrate!

Andrea's claiming that Ronnie knew he was getting trannys and that she has a 'receipt' to prove it (ha…yeah, like that can't be doctored).

She also claims Ronaldo was using drugs.

Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil, by the way.

Ronaldo acknowledges that he knew the trio were prostitutes (just not the tranny kind).

Brazilian media is reporting that Ronaldo told a police officer he feared the episode could end his career.

Police chief Carlos Augusto Nogueira Pinto said, "Ronaldo's testimony is more reliable. From zero to 10, I give his testimony a nine…But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."

Not to all you menz hiring hos: Check your chick to see if she has a dick before you take her home!

[Image via WENN.]

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