Amanda Seyfried looks exactly how we'd imagine a porcelain doll come to life would look.

Her skin is soooo MILKY! And her hair is like spun gold!

No, but seriously, she's like a rosy-cheeked marionette without the strings.

Anyway! The actress walked the red carpet astroturf at the Epic screening in NYC on Saturday in an A-line Preen dress and Givenchy sandals, looking cute as a button.

And those curls are just TOO pretty!

Work it, 'Manda!

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Cannes pro? You're out on the town, dressed to the nines, partying with Hollywood VIPs!

Cannes con? Your security doesn't know you or speak your language!

That seems to have been the beginning of Paris Hilton and River Viiperi's problems this weekend.

It wasn't the infamous paparazzi that kept getting past security- it was an overeager fan!

And when the young woman pushed up against Paris to take selfies with the star, River hulked out! The model gave the giggling girl a VIOLENT SHOVE! Not cool!

Meanwhile, security kept

Of all the women who did the black and white thing at Cannes so far, Zoe Saldana did it best!

The actress added a touch of orange to her dotted, two-toned Emanuel Ungaro outfit with Oscar Tiye pumps and crimson lips, but even without the pop of color, this look is MAJOR!

The dolman sleeves, gold buttoned cuffs, bandage style skirt…

…it's all so PERFECT!

Zoe, you light up our life!

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Wowsa!

Marion Cotillard looked like a tall glass of French water on Monday at the Blood Ties photocall in Cannes.

Once again, the face of Dior defied all odds and wore a blue Antonio Berardi mini dress featuring a beautiful crystal embroidered back panel.

Business in the front, party in the back? We like!

Not wanting to steal the attention away from her dress, Marion added a pair of nude pumps and kept her short, wavy brown tresses down.

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It looks like if you want Farrah Abraham's underwear, you're just going to have to do some kind of Revenge Of The Nerds-style panty raid, because eBay is NOT having it!

Vivid had attempted to auction off the (Backdoor) Teen Mom's wardrobe from her popular porno, but eBay has removed the auction!

Why? Health policy! The popular online auction house sent a letter to the seller, saying:

Déjà vu!

Selena Gomez was criticized (and asked to apologize) for wearing a bindi during her Come and Get It performance last month at the MTV Movie Awards, but that didn't stop her from wearing it again at every subsequent performance, including at the Billboard Music Awards on Sunday night.

And once again, Selenita's Bollywood-inspired routine at the BMAs has offended Hindu groups and leaders, who have called it

Nothing calms the nerves quite like spending a little ca$$$h!

Before winning big at the Billboard Music Awards, Taylor Swift enjoyed some pre-red carpet retail therapy in Beverly Hills.

For her Saturday shopping sesh, the 22 23-year-old wore a black and white print top with a Peter Pan collar, a maroon pleated skirt and Sesto Meucci oxfords.

Because her future's so bright, Taylor made sure to wear her favorite Ray-Ban wayfarers and carried all her hard-earned money in a brown Mark Cross satchel.

Sweet and simple, just like Swifty!

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