Well, that's one way to take a shower!

Roberto Cavalli was given a very personal - actually, TOO personal - hose down while vacationing on his boat in Sardinia with his much younger girlfriend Lina Nilson on Sunday.

And while we have the ability of shielding our eyes from our computer screens, Lina bravely went where most women don't want to go and washed her 72-year-old boyfriend's privates AND butt.

Oh yeah, soap up those cheeks! Make sure you really suds up in there!

Poor girl, you know that's love when she's willing to get that close to her wrinkly honey.

Even their dog was spotted slowly backing away…

Hmm, well, those designer perks must be REALLY great.

See the UNCENSORED pic of Roberto's soapy butt…AFTER THE JUMP!! (If you dare!)

Romeo Beckham is certainly making his way in the fashion biz.

He's already helped Burberry sales increase with his S/S 2013 ads, and now, the head honcho himself, Christopher Bailey is praising the young model-in-training.

Talking about Posh and Becks' little boy, the creative director said:

We bet Michelle Obama will never get bangs again.

The seemingly innocent hair change has been making tidal waves since its debut back in January, with everyone from Karl Lagerfeld proclaiming his distaste to President Obama himself making some lighthearted cracks about it during the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Now that FLOTUS is going through the frustrating process of growing them out, she's getting backlash from a bunch of citizens on Twitter!

During an appearance at the G8 Summit in Belfast, Northern Ireland on Monday, her bangs

This is scary stuff!

Irina Shayk needs more than Cristiano Ronaldo and his hot pink shorts to keep the crazies away!

The Sports Illustrated model is seeking a restraining order against a man who has been coming too close for comfort over the last two years.

Irina has already filed two complaints with the NYPD, one when the creep broke into her West Village apartment while undergoing renovations for flooding after Hurricane Sandy, and again on Sunday when she spotted him lurking around the building.

After Sunday's close call, the Russian supermodel was

Pumping iron never looked so damn sexy!!

With bikini season officially upon us, tons of celebs are hitting the gym extra hard to keep their tightly toned bods in tip top shape!

But for this lovely lady, it's ALWAYS bikini season considering she's an international supermodel and it's pretty much her job to make us sweat!

This particular German beauty took to Twitter to share a pic of herself saying "auf Wiedersehen" to some extra pounds and looked pretty dayum good while doing it!

So which super fine mama is putting the rest of the boys and girls to shame with her stunning figure??

Yup! You guessed it! The bangin' bod belongs to one mother we'd like to cuddle …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

We love a good celeb feud, don't you? Especially when an ultimatum is involved!

Nothing like giving somebody an outrageous demand to really get the pot boiling!

If you've been following the Rihanna/Cara Delevingne/Rita Ora saga, you know things just continue to get juicier and JUICIER!

Cara keeps bouncing from RiRi to Rita like a shuttlecock in a vigorous badminton game, and now it looks like Rihanna's had enough of the back-and-forth — she wants the Burberry model all to herself!

A source explained:

Um, this just isn't fair.

Sandra Bullock woke up in Berlin on Tuesday, made her way to The Heat photocall at the Hotel de Rome, and looked fan-FREAKING-tastic!

The actress made the mercury rise in a loose Michael Kors silk button-down, leather ASOS pencil skirt, and laser-cut strappy heels that made us feel all swoony.

Yep, she's doing the all-black thing again, but she has yet to bore us with it!

Let's see how she fares during the rest of the promo ride!

[Image via WENN.]