Well, we don't think we've ever used the word "cute" to describe Michelle Obama before.

There really is a first time for everything!

FLOTUS joined President Obama at a dinner in his honor held at Orangerie of Schloss Charlottenburg in Berlin on Wednesday, dressed in a swirl-patterned Carolina Herrera frock with a buoyant skirt and bow accents on the straps.

So very pretty and sweet! Almost TOO pretty, in fact!

We can't help but picture this looking more appropriate on someone like Taylor Swift or Selena Gomez.

What do U think??? Is the dress too cutesy for the First Lady?

[Image via AP Images.]

Alex Minsky is an inspiration — and a hot one at that!

After losing his leg as a result of a roadside bomb in Afghanistan 4 years ago, the Marine returned to Southern California and fell into a depression after his brother suddenly passed away.

Using alcohol to cope, the now 24-year-old received 3 DUIs in 3 months before realizing he needed to change, so he did.

Rather than drinking, Alex threw himself into the gym, which is where he met a photographer who asked to photographer him, and the rest is history.

The model Marine hopes to land a gig with Calvin Klein or Nike, and with that physique, we think he stands a serious chance!

But if that doesn't happen, at the very least he hopes his story touches people, saying:

"I just want people to be inspired by me. I want people to look at me and not give up. Not quit."

Wise words!

We're rooting for you Alex!

Ch-ch-check out more of this inspiring human in his chonies (below).

[Image via Facebook.]

Look, we're not Don Draper or anything, but surely there's a way to portray a product in a sellable way without resorting to choking a woman.

Perhaps the peeps who brainstormed this Johnny Farah ad really couldn't think of any other option, and decided a male model choking a female model with a leather belt, while her head is covered with a handbag was a money-making combination.

The male model also has a thick brown belt wrapped around his face, evoking memories of Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

That's exactly the sort of image you'd want your products to conjure up, right!?

After receiving some emails condemning the ad, Johnny Farah issued this statement:

We just randomly had a vision of Paris Hilton in 2009 rocking her sleek bob with that cute little flip.

Remember that? It was so chic! She should bring that look back!

The heiress showed off her remarkably even tan in a strapless white peplum dress outside Piers Morgan Live where she'd been promoting The Bling Ring in Hollywood on Tuesday.

Her perfectly curled locks would give any Disney princess some serious hair envy, but we kind of want Paris to tap back into her wild side and chop it all off.

It's not like she can't add the length back with extensions the next day anyway!

Give us something new, girl!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

What a great aunt!

Julianne Hough took her adorable nieces out for a day of fun in the sun while SHOPPING!!!

Hough took the little cuties out to The Grove in El Lay, and she treated them like little Nordstrom princesses! Ha!

In case U were wondering, yes - she did take TWO nieces out shopping! The one not photographed must have gotten caught up…perhaps with one of those gorgeous Nordstrom princes! Ha again!

If that wasn't enough, she then apparently took her lovely ladies out for some din-din:

Child's Pose anyone?!

Gisele Bundchen is known for keeping her bangin’ bod in shape with yoga, and now she’s got a partner in crime: baby Vivian Lake!

The supermodel posted this pic (above) to her Instagram with the caption:

“Practicing yoga with my little partner before going to work . Enjoy your day!”

What does she need to practice for? She looks like a pro! Ha!

If Vivian is getting this much of a jump start on her yoga skillz, she’ll be a real yogi by the time she starts kindergarten!

[Image via Instagram.]

It's nature's BB cream!

During her appearance on Chelsea Lately, Heather Locklear joked that one of her best-kept beauty secrets is none other than semen!

Okay, perhaps, she was joking…suuuure…but who are we to judge a woman's most coveted beauty regime?

And, Heather DOES look fantastic at 51 years old, so if she isn't slathering sperm all over face, then she's definitely conjuring up some sort of concoction that may or may not include alien plasma, leprechaun tears, and the blood of a baby unicorn.

A lady never reveals her secrets!

Check out the HIGHlarious spluge bit (above)! It'll make you squirt tears of joy!